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Fantasy The Worst Pantheon: Live and Reloaded (IC Thread) (OPEN)

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Assyrian Action 1:
The 'Emperor" was moving down the halls. 'his' footsteps were loud as servants scurried out of his way and his guards kept pace with him. His thoughts were filled dreams of blood, dreadful nightmares crowding away all other things. When would the knifes come? When would the poison strike, the blades pierce, the whole fabrication end? It made 'him' angry that he was stuck musing on these thoughts, their sharp edges hurting to touch and feel but 'he' had to. 'He' had to grapple with them or otherwise 'he' would be dead.

They came before the door of 'his' chambers and 'he' bid his guards wait outside. 'He' opened the golden doors and passed on into 'his' chamber, 'his' wife, gem of 'his soul, darling flower that adorned 'his' breast and 'enfired' his loins was with 'her' servants for the time being. With the room to 'himself', 'he' went to lay on the bed and rest before the affairs of state came back to haunt 'him'.

'He' turned around and saw a sight that sent 'him' into a howling panic. A man with crimson skin and glowing veins, with hair of sable black looking rough and wild, like he has slept in both the streets and the forest. Was standing in front of 'his' door.

With a swish of his robes and a scream of his throat he began his attack, bringing out a knife he had on 'him' at all times and letting lose a scream that 'his' guards must surely hear. The tip of the dagger stabbed for the intruders heart and found only a backhanded strike, the knuckles turning the dagger into so much dust. The young Emperor kept screaming and went to grab a sword on a stand nearby. He took it from its sheath and it came cleaving down, years of tutors and instructors in sword play lessons revealing it worth,

The man tapped it with the tip of his finger and it went flying from the Emperor. Sticking to the top of the wall.

The Emperor looked to the sword and back to the man, 'his' eyes bouncing from both as if 'he' could not understand what 'he' was seeing; it was not going to happen. 'he' had a wife that needed him, a bounty of foes that could not be given the satisfaction of 'his' death; 'he' had not fought tooth and nail, clawed and scrambled, felt like a literal rat trying to not drown in a barrel of water for so many damn years to die like this.

Whatever 'he' might have done with those thoughts racing like fire through 'his' mind the world will never know. Because before they could spark any sort of action 'he' was carried and whisked away. It felt like becoming abstract, like blood become as mist, that flesh become as air and bone was turned into empty void. Thought, feelings, they drifted on a sea of dreams and dust like winds

When things become solid again the first thing the Emperor did was take out another blade and try to insert it inbetween the red skinned man's shoulder blades. The hand that gripped 'his' arm was like iron, no, not like iron. Iron was not this strong, this full of terrible might. The man kept the blade a inch from hitting his neck without letting the Emperor move a inch. It was the ultimate mockery.

The Emperor hated mockery.

He kicked, he screamed and shouted, he used his other hand to batter and claw, he went wild and turned himself ragged with his desperate fervor.

He might as well as have demanded the mountains to move, the seas to part, the skies to grow still when storm rolled or the earth to not shake when it grew angry for all the effect it had.

The Emperor began to sob, it started as anger but twisted and turned into waterfalls of pain and misery pouring from his eyes, deluges of buried pain.

He did not know when the man let go of his arm, or how he found himself sitting against the wall. All he knew was the man stood before him, a towering presence that would not move and seemed to have absolute power over him.

At this point he just wanted it to end.

Imagine his surprise when the man began to speak, and not to threaten or bully even.

"To sob is natural, you are powerless, alone, cast adrift in a desolate sea of politics and the serpents that swim such sickly waters. I feel for you and hope this has been a able enough demonstration of the many powers of Chi that can be taught. If, and only if, the student is willing."

The Emperor looked to the stranger with his red skin and glowing eyes of golden star-fire and pondered upon these words. It came to him then, a revelation to startle, and amaze.

This man was crazy. He had assaulted the Royal Person, played with him as a cat does with a mouse and now, at his breaking point. He was offering to teach.

What.
(Assyrian is going to be teaching the young Emperor a more advanced version of the Guard's Martial Art. The Guard is aware of this and is aiding Assyiran. He is just going to keep popping up and teaching the Emperor whenever he wants and there is very little people can do to stop him. Assyrain may or may not still be slightly pissed and took it out on the Emperor by fucking with him. Which is better then blowing up his capital or any of the other things he could have done.
 
Yimor'droth Conversational

The City of Arqa rose from the sands, a mass of geometric crystal and alien angles. Monstrous shapes moved, twisted and wrong.

A black dragon roared, reality crumbling for an instant as Yimor'droth responded.

A being, a man who became unto a god, roared defiance as the world returned.

The planet burned, and the gods faced the Lightbringer in a futile hope.
Ickol Conversational:

Damn. This would be so much better if the nightmare didn’t make her popcorn burnt. Still, burning planet, hopeless fight, aura of crushing despair, hell if it was her own dream she might’ve believed it to be erotic. But this was a god's dream, not a mortal’s. She could barely comprehend the scope of it, it was just flashes and feelings and ideas pulsating in her consciousness. Two beings, one a force of destruction, the other an ascended being, and other gods. The gods fighting, were they hers? Others? Everything was murky, but she felt closer to grasping the Abomination. She smiled, and called out into the dream.
Hello? Anyone...home?
 
Ickol Conversational:

Damn. This would be so much better if the nightmare didn’t make her popcorn burnt. Still, burning planet, hopeless fight, aura of crushing despair, hell if it was her own dream she might’ve believed it to be erotic. But this was a god's dream, not a mortal’s. She could barely comprehend the scope of it, it was just flashes and feelings and ideas pulsating in her consciousness. Two beings, one a force of destruction, the other an ascended being, and other gods. The gods fighting, were they hers? Others? Everything was murky, but she felt closer to grasping the Abomination. She smiled, and called out into the dream.
Hello? Anyone...home?
Yimor'droth Conversational

The Dragon rumbled in Their slumber, and Ickol could now faintly see Yimor'droth in the distance.
 
Yimor'droth Conversational

The Dragon rumbled in Their slumber, and Ickol could now faintly see Yimor'droth in the distance.
Ickol Conversational:

The goddess squinted her eyes. That was a bit of a walk. Well it would be, if she was a freakin’ peasant.

[SEVER]

Ickol cut the distance, and found herself looking up at the dragon god.

Hey. You...awake...in...here?
 
Ickol Conversational:

The goddess squinted her eyes. That was a bit of a walk. Well it would be, if she was a freakin’ peasant.

[SEVER]

Ickol cut the distance, and found herself looking up at the dragon god.

Hey. You...awake...in...here?
The Dragon did not react, five red eyes still closed. A slight yawn, and the colossal skull almost crushed her as They rolled.
 
The Dragon did not react, five red eyes still closed. A slight yawn, and the colossal skull almost crushed her as They rolled.
Ickol: Conversational

Hmm, so they were asleep in both the material and dream planes? Maybe it would be a good idea to let sleeping dragons lie.

...

Shame that’s not the fun kind of a lie. Might as well take one last shot for now. She scuttled up the gigantic head.
Well. Here...goes...nothing. Pat.
She began to pet Yimor.
 
Ickol: Conversational

Hmm, so they were asleep in both the material and dream planes? Maybe it would be a good idea to let sleeping dragons lie.

...

Shame that’s not the fun kind of a lie. Might as well take one last shot for now. She scuttled up the gigantic head.
Well. Here...goes...nothing. Pat.
She began to pet Yimor.
Yimor'droth Conversational

A red eye opened.
 
Yimor'droth Conversational

A red eye opened.
Ickol Conversational:

Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

Aw screw it.

Ickol continued to pet, dangling her face in front of the eye and sticking her tongue out at it.
Wakey...wakey...Abomination. You...know...who...I...am? You...talk...at...all?
 
Ickol Conversational:

Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

Aw screw it.

Ickol continued to pet, dangling her face in front of the eye and sticking her tongue out at it.
Wakey...wakey...Abomination. You...know...who...I...am? You...talk...at...all?
Yimor'droth Conversational

An unholy roar blasted across the dreamscape, and the Dragon rose to Their full height. Wings of light bloomed, and split.
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Ickol Conversational

She blinked. “You...know...what? Sorry...for...wasting...your...time. You...seem...like...a...busy...thing...and...all...
Yimor'droth Conversational

A blast of light...

And Ickol was ejected from the lucid dream of the Dragon.
 
Yimor'droth Conversational

A blast of light...

And Ickol was ejected from the lucid dream of the Dragon.
Ickol Conversational

...

Well screw you too you mouth-breathing gecko! See if I give you a treat at the next meeting.

Grumbling, the goddess dusted herself off, and went back to observing the dreams of mortals.
 
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"To sob is natural, you are powerless, alone, cast adrift in a desolate sea of politics and the serpents that swim such sickly waters. I feel for you and hope this has been a able enough demonstration of the many powers of Chi that can be taught. If, and only if, the student is willing."

The Emperor just sat in 'his' corner for a good thirty seconds or so, crying and shaking in the presence of Assyrian. 'He' made a few attempts to speak, although most of 'his' words were simply sad blubbering noises, although 'he' was surprisingly quick to recompose 'him'self considering what raced through 'his' mind at the time. The emperor rose to 'his' feet, grabbing for the sword stuck in the ceiling and desperately trying to pull it out, falling on 'his' rear after eventually managing to remove it and raking 'his' mind in shame over 'his' powerlessness in the face of this entity. To the emperor, half of its words made no sense, and that fact alone made something click in the emperor's mind. Though 'he' still had very little hope that even the royal guard would stand a chance against this thing, much less that they had even heard 'his' call for help, 'he' at least felt comforted that 'he' had a decent idea of what it was. A youkai most likely, and remembering what 'he' had been taught, the Emperor figured best to stall for time and hope the creature wanted to toy with 'him' for some time until the royal guards could arrive, and as such continued to appear panicked and broken.

"Wh-What... are you?"​
 
Space Buddha Space Buddha

Corven breathed in. Breathed out. His brothers. Sisters. They were fools. All of them. They didn't understand. They were broken. Shattered. He scoffed. He would not be held by their petty rules. Not be drawn into their pitiful arguments.

He must achieve The Unity.

But to do that, he would need followers.

So he spread his fog, the sickening miasma that coated only a small portion of the land, and he allowed it to spread. As these ignorant farmers choked on their own blood and boils erupted from their eyes, they would be given a choice.

Die, and move to the beyond.

Or join him, and become one with The Unity.

Those that joined would find their heads wrapped in masks, these 'gas masks' would protect them from the harmful affects of the Fog. Allow them to prosper where so many others died. They would be his soldiers. His first warriors of the Fog.
 
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Ickol Action 2:

Well, that could have gone better. Actually, scratch that, it probably couldn’t. That thing was a giant lizard of angst, and no one has any sort of real interaction with it to adequately predict how to engage it in an intelligent manner.

Well, what else should she do? Wait, one of her fellow gods was some kind of conspiracy nut, right? Conspiracies, now there’s something...

It took time pouring through dreams, but she eventually found what she was looking for. In the western empire, a moderately wealthy (and therefore moderately important) tax collector in the western Empire had skimmed a little off the top of his yearly collection, a paltry sum in truth, and had used it to help pay for a niece’s boutique. In truth, he’s be fined at most if discovered, maybe lose his job, and he was honestly intending to pay it back next year out of pocket with some of his niece’s profits. Still, he had gotten his position as a diligent and honest man, and he was still haunted by guilt enough to suffer the occasional stress-induced nightmare, which was how Ickol was able to learn the story.

Sneaking to the material plane and disguising herself, she had elected to tail the tax collector, allowing herself to be spotted once or twice by him and observers. Now why would a hooded figure be interested in a simple tax collector? The next part was fortuitous, as it so happened a nobleman’s daughter had recently died (in truth, she was accidentally given the wrong medicine by the maid, who covered up the crime by making it look like a suicide) and the paranoid family had enlisted an investigator who humored them by talking to the different people in her social circle, including the collector, and noticed the man’s skittish personality and grew suspicious, neither man aware of the other’s thoughts.
The real master stroke on her part was when she had manipulated the dreams of some random cook that had been on the brink of murdering his wife after years of an unhappy marriage. Ickol gradually changed his dreams, directing his anger at the investigator, and one day this bore fruit. True, she had thought the investigator would be the one to survive the encounter, but luckily he had notes, and the watch’s casual attitude towards his death (because it was, in fact, just a random act of meaningless violence) raised a few eyebrows. Several in power became convinced there was some kind of coverup, and did their best to sweep everything under the rug, raising the suspicions of the concerned few that had stumbled on the investigators findings. Through a little manipulation on her part (sometimes showing up as a silent hooded figure whose presence raised speculation with both sides convinced she was part of the other side) the situation grew more convoluted, escalating to violence, despite the fact few actually had a theory on what the conspiracy even was about, and they were all wildly off base. At one point the tax collector had fled the city, no one pursuing him, but all confused on why he running away to the city states, causing even more confusion and mayhem.

A conspiracy that wasn’t a conspiracy. That ought to cause trouble with the Empire’s capital, and maybe even give a little headache to the conspiracy god and his followers if they got involved.
 
Yimor'droth Action 2
Awakening the Twins

Upon the Hall of Light, twin horrors awoke.

The first was a trio of dead lights, which shaped a form to induce fear in order to feed. This horror was dubbed It.

The second was feline, insctile and changed shape constantly. This one was named Gar'Fileoth, or Garfield.

These monsters both began to hunt in the isolated places, and both were virtually impossible to slay or avoid.
 
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The Emperor just sat in 'his' corner for a good thirty seconds or so, crying and shaking in the presence of Assyrian. 'He' made a few attempts to speak, although most of 'his' words were simply sad blubbering noises, although 'he' was surprisingly quick to recompose 'him'self considering what raced through 'his' mind at the time. The emperor rose to 'his' feet, grabbing for the sword stuck in the ceiling and desperately trying to pull it out, falling on 'his' rear after eventually managing to remove it and raking 'his' mind in shame over 'his' powerlessness in the face of this entity. To the emperor, half of its words made no sense, and that fact alone made something click in the emperor's mind. Though 'he' still had very little hope that even the royal guard would stand a chance against this thing, much less that they had even heard 'his' call for help, 'he' at least felt comforted that 'he' had a decent idea of what it was. A youkai most likely, and remembering what 'he' had been taught, the Emperor figured best to stall for time and hope the creature wanted to toy with 'him' for some time until the royal guards could arrive, and as such continued to appear panicked and broken.

"Wh-What... are you?"​
Assyrian Conversational
"Not what, but who? The answer is simple as the knife is sharp. I am the wandering teacher who came to a village and taught them. I am the Master of that village who has learned that it was harmed by the short sight of men."

The floor shakes, a immense pressure seems to make the entire palace quiver. A force radiating from the crimson skinned man as anger builds in his words.
"Your grandmother has caused me upset. I questioned if I should not come down like lightning and annihilate the throne room here. Maybe crack the capital in two, sunder this palace like a wall nut."
The man who is not a man reigns himself in, letting his breath flow in and out, back and forth. Easy and mellow. His anger leaves him and his voice turns again to imparting strange wisdom.
"I am a God. The God who taught your guards, the God who has rested his wandering feet in this land and would claim it as his home. I will not obliterate the bodies that offend me for that is not my way. So I have come with a offer of teaching. I have shown you the powers of Chi and if you wish to be free of the serpents coiling around your neck I would accept the offer."
The man who is a God offers a hand to the prostate Emperor and one last bit of advice.
"I would accept the offer. When anybody is offered to become the Fist of Heaven to conquer and rule over the land as the first disciple of the God of inner power, it is a foolish idea to ignore the offer. Still more foolish when said God is doing it in spite of feeling that he should avenge himself of slights like a raptor coming down from its mountain to pluck a serpent and bite off its head."
 
"So, what did you wish for, again?"
Kurantse clears his throat when the Father turns his attention back to him.
"Okay, so here's the deal. I'm not the greatest at inventing new technology; I'm more focused on making existing tech more efficient and cost-effective. Here's where you come in. I want you to plant a seed of technological evolution, or whatever it is you do, in the city-state I'm sponsoring. That way, they'll get better tech, and I can get them producing it quicker and cheaper."
He smiles and spreads his arms. "Does that sound like a deal? I'll repay the favor, of course."
 
Kurantse clears his throat when the Father turns his attention back to him.
"Okay, so here's the deal. I'm not the greatest at inventing new technology; I'm more focused on making existing tech more efficient and cost-effective. Here's where you come in. I want you to plant a seed of technological evolution, or whatever it is you do, in the city-state I'm sponsoring. That way, they'll get better tech, and I can get them producing it quicker and cheaper."
He smiles and spreads his arms. "Does that sound like a deal? I'll repay the favor, of course."

Ocaeril listened to the merchant god's offer carefully, analyzing each word that he said. Evolution of technology was something he was capable of, yes, but, he has to be a little bit more specific than that.

"I can most certainly do it," Ocaeril replied, nodding once. "Although, you need to specify what exactly you wish to be improved. What sort of technology? Just technology overall? Speed up their natural learning, or is it something specific? Saying which way you want them to head with said evolution is also useful, as many species tend to diverge in the path of growth and such. Evolution is like a thin thread, Kurantse. I need to evaluate that thread and see in which direction it goes, and what is the most desirable of them."
 
Helsa Action #2

Helsa smiled to herself once more, turning her attention away from her soon to be followers and towards a specific figure. The weakest willed vampire she could find that hadn't used all of their embraces yet.

It wasn't too hard; even the weakest willed and dumbest vampires were smart enough to not use their embraces unless they had a great plan in mind. It was harder to find one that she would be able to easily bend to her will. But eventually, she found one that she would be able to work her magic on easily. And, with a quiet chuckle to herself, she began to whisper into the vampire's mind. Whisper promises of great power and strength, of strength to make him greater than even the greatest vampires...all he would have to do was follow her orders, and follow her plan. He would continue as he was already doing, remaining hidden and feeding off humans. Until he was needed, and until Helsa was ready to begin her plan...
 
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Assyrian Conversational
"Not what, but who? The answer is simple as the knife is sharp. I am the wandering teacher who came to a village and taught them. I am the Master of that village who has learned that it was harmed by the short sight of men."

The floor shakes, a immense pressure seems to make the entire palace quiver. A force radiating from the crimson skinned man as anger builds in his words.
"What are you even talking abou-"
The emperor nearly falls over from that, and in the distance the sound of expensive glass shattering can be heard.
"Your grandmother has caused me upset. I questioned if I should not come down like lightning and annihilate the throne room here. Maybe crack the capital in two, sunder this palace like a wall nut."
The man who is not a man reigns himself in, letting his breath flow in and out, back and forth. Easy and mellow. His anger leaves him and his voice turns again to imparting strange wisdom.

"This is a bed roo-"

The emperor decides that correcting what 'he' believed to be a deranged Youkai to be a very, very bad idea.
"I am a God. The God who taught your guards, the God who has rested his wandering feet in this land and would claim it as his home. I will not obliterate the bodies that offend me for that is not my way. So I have come with a offer of teaching. I have shown you the powers of Chi and if you wish to be free of the serpents coiling around your neck I would accept the offer."
The man who is a God offers a hand to the prostate Emperor and one last bit of advice.

"..."

The emperor is completely speechless at this point, and has no idea what to believe. but holds out 'his' surprisingly dainty hand anyway.

"I would accept the offer. When anybody is offered to become the Fist of Heaven to conquer and rule over the land as the first disciple of the God of inner power, it is a foolish idea to ignore the offer. Still more foolish when said God is doing it in spite of feeling that he should avenge himself of slights like a raptor coming down from its mountain to pluck a serpent and bite off its head."

"I... accept..?"
 
Yimor'droth Action 3
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Resurrection of Arqa

A streak of light flared across a major shipping lane, and with a blinding pulse a mass of buildings appeared. The city-sized island bore the Lost City of Arqa, and all the treasures and dangers within...
 
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Action 2
Joe

Joe felt the Imperial swine getting full even though they offered him nothing. So he cursed all their lands with a blight of two centuries. All their livestock died and crops withered. They shall know him as JOE.
 
"I can most certainly do it," Ocaeril replied, nodding once. "Although, you need to specify what exactly you wish to be improved. What sort of technology? Just technology overall? Speed up their natural learning, or is it something specific? Saying which way you want them to head with said evolution is also useful, as many species tend to diverge in the path of growth and such. Evolution is like a thin thread, Kurantse. I need to evaluate that thread and see in which direction it goes, and what is the most desirable of them."
He just shrugs, saying, "I'm not totally sure, honestly. I want them to just... be better than their competitors. Doesn't matter too much what exactly that is, eh? As long as it can be monetized." He pauses for a moment, consideration coloring his expression. "Let's say we focus on weapons, and making the manufacture of goods and gathering of resources more efficient. That sound good?"

He turns to the globe and points out the city-state. "It's right here, in case you were wondering. Nice place called Zhailving."
 

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