Fantasy [kGs] BoD_OOC

[Pilgrim59]

Eat three hours before the battle so you are well fed but not slowed down by your meal.

"Sorry guys. I just ate. Gimme 3 hours."
The enemy: Ughhhh. This doooooddd. Fine.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

"Sorry guys. I just ate. Gimme 3 hours."
The enemy: Ughhhh. This doooooddd. Fine.

When you lose the fight because you're 0.2 seconds slower than the enemy.
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Pilgrim59]

When you lose the fight because you're 0.2 seconds slower than the enemy.
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Warlord that ate at dawn: I am prepared.
The Warlord that ate before dawn: No, I'm prepared.
The Warlord that ate at midnight: No no. I'm the the one who is prepared.
The Warlord that has been starving for the battle 2 days before hand: I am indomitable.

Certified Bento moment.

Imagine all the calculations involved just so you can fully digest before the enemy.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

The Warlord that ate at dawn: I am prepared.
The Warlord that ate before dawn: No, I'm prepared.
The Warlord that ate at midnight: No no. I'm the the one who is prepared.
The Warlord that has been starving for the battle 2 days before hand: I am indomitable.

Certified Bento moment.

Imagine all the calculations involved just so you can fully digest before the enemy.

Sounds just cultish enough and obsessive that someone might do that.

 

[Orikanyo]

The Warlord that ate at dawn: I am prepared.
The Warlord that ate before dawn: No, I'm prepared.
The Warlord that ate at midnight: No no. I'm the the one who is prepared.
The Warlord that has been starving for the battle 2 days before hand: I am indomitable.

Certified Bento moment.

Imagine all the calculations involved just so you can fully digest before the enemy.

Local man who is starving on the side of the road: I cannot be matched!

 

[Thexcentrichilean]

btw I'll uh, be somewhat scarce for a week and a half.

Family trip scheduled. BUT we are taking a mini modem with us and I am taking my lappy so I'll probs find some time to reply during some evening or another

 

[Pilgrim59]

btw I'll uh, be somewhat scarce for a week and a half.

Family trip scheduled. BUT we are taking a mini modem with us and I am taking my lappy so I'll probs find some time to reply during some evening or another

Understood, child. Have a wonderful trip with your folks!~
And Happy New Year!

 

[FiveElemental]

Haven't gone yet! Waiting for parental pick-up :3



Sure! I will be gone for the weekend and there may/may not be wifi there


They're gonna make soup obvs

Did you also buy clothes at Soup?

 

[Malphaestus]

Mostly because a filled stomach diverts blood flow to aid in food digestion thus reducing thinking capacity.

That is not how thinking works.

 

[FiveElemental]

That is not how thinking works.

Imagine thinking

 

[Huntertabbysandshark3]

Lmaooo. Tho real talk, probs less laundry service, more so laundry time established in regulations to make sure the troops don’t deal with extremely dirty uniforms at least. Also, obviously keeping a stock on spare soldier uniforms and everyone should try to keep their uniform complete without missing pieces. You can get a spare piece at some small fees and the like.

I think that makes the most sense at least

Regimented laundry services

 

[Worthlessplebian]

That is not how thinking works.

My mistake was in how I erroneously said that the blood flow was diverted from the brain, instead of the skeletal muscular system. I shall now commit the seppuku to preserve my family's honour.

Edit: And yes, thinking does not work like that.

 

[Malphaestus]

Enjoy your seppuku.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Enjoy your seppuku.

Okie-dokie, Smokie.

 

[FiveElemental]

Okie-dokie, Smokie.

Run Away! Smokie!

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Happy New Years, guys. Love From Yours Truly.

 

[Soviet Panda]

Pilgrim59 what's the garrison looking like before I go off and begin plotting a post.

 

[FiveElemental]

Happy New Years, guys. Love From Yours Truly.

Hap Ne Ye

 

[Funnier President]

Happy New Year Yall!

(And HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 97 PAGESSSSSSSSS)

 

[Malphaestus]

Happy New Year Yall!

(And HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 97 PAGESSSSSSSSS)

Depending on your wording, I could make it contractually applicable for next year as well.

 

[Orikanyo]

hbby new yer

 

[Remembrance]

Pilgrim59 what's the garrison looking like before I go off and begin plotting a post.

i wanna know this too

 

[Pilgrim59]

My mistake was in how I erroneously said that the blood flow was diverted from the brain, instead of the skeletal muscular system. I shall now commit the seppuku to preserve my family's honour.

Edit: And yes, thinking does not work like that.

Then perish.

 

[Funnier President]

Depending on your wording, I could make it contractually applicable for next year as well.

Wait wha- Since when did you become a lawyer?

 

[Malphaestus]

I have many faces.