There is nothing worse than shitty hotel wifi, having no wifi you can deal with. But wifi that can't decide if it's on, off, in range, not, is a big waste of space and the people who own this place I hold great hatred for.
Cells at work, I'd recommend it for anybody, it's educational and hilarious. Though WBC is kinda really damn vicious like holy shit. Platelets are adorable as all hell.