The_Omega_Effect

Heyo, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday!

OH great EdgeGod Omega… I’m kind of looking for some dark humor. Got anything? I thought you might be good for it.

Hey do you have any advice on revenge taking?

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And ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

Someone: Man this is such a good feeling. You should try it.
Omega:

Hello
Here have some asterisks
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Hello person

A little offering to my favorite Intellectual Arsehole~

Someone: *Likes a thing*
Omega: Here's fifteen reasons why that thing you like sucks.

Coming this September,
A Netflix original series that’s sure to tickle the tastes of everyone in the family.
“Living next to Gimps”


I was gonna explain in Detail a fictional trailer but I figured I’d have more enjoyment by just pitching my idea to Netflix, starring in it, producing 12 episodes but only shooting 10 as it’s fucking awful because no one but maybe two hundred people will enjoy it...
And putting in large text at the start and end of each episode
“In memory of the_Omega_effect”

Your welcome.

Is it possible to implement a "simple mode" where the page doesn't load images,bbcode and just displays the text?
This way it'd be good for both people who have a limited amount of data/slow internet AND for people like me who want to avoid seeing cringy ass gifs and shit.

*kicks down portable toilet door*

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

I had a dream that you were in. I was going down a lazy river on an inflatable boat. You were at the corners, trying to bounce me into spikes.
You'll be happy to know you were negative as always, Omega!

current mood:

konichiwa asshole

ok

my ambition in life is to be an anime villain in an anime where the villain kills everyone

Hey Omega! So I was looking for some quotes about being my follower, something like "I love the weekly meetings to summon the great old one" or "I did what you said, please give me back my family!"

I thought you'd be good at coming up with quotes of that sort.

hey rpn ppl can i get more negativity and sadness in these profile posts instead of people being nice to each other? k ty

dont you ever wake up, make coffee and think to yourself that today would be a good day for the extinction of all human life?

no?

just me?

oki

well...looks like its time to become....nice

If I get to 2000 likes by the end of today(11 hours) I promise to be at least 5 percent less toxic.

here come the americans

You know, if you were less lazy you'd probably be in jail right now for some contrived reason.