It always confuses me when people say that clubs and extracurriculars help keep kids from doing drugs or getting involved in gangs. As if those are the only two options. You either join art clubs or you do drugs. You either join the basketball team or you get inducted into a street gang. You can't have a life outside of school that isn't inherently negative.
Oh, you think you're so quirky and unique posting your shitposts on Tumblr? Well I post my shitposts on a roleplay site nobody cares about! Only 3 people are gonna read this! You think you're quirky? You ain't shit!
So I'd just like to throw a random shout out to the performer at the Renefaire I used to go to who said "I'm sweating more than Sigmund Freud on mother's day" during a performance because that line fucking killed me and I still think about it sometimes.