Community Split Law: On any forum dedicated to a specific topic, the user base will be split into two parts, those who discuss that topic and those who goof around in the general discussion areas with little to no overlap between the two.
Hypnotist: I will now hypnotize you!
Hypnotist: Why isn't it working!
Me: I have an indomitable will... and also I memorized the lyrics to Rick Astley's hit song "Never Gonna Give You Up" and am currently repeating them in my head over and over again.
Hypnotist: Are you rickrolling me in your mind!
Me: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.