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  • Writing tip: describe things by comparing them to things you hate. For example:

    "Her outfit was like my teachers. It barely covered anything."
    Someone: *unprompted* I am most definitely, totally heterosexual. Not homoexual at all.
    Me: *internally* I don't believe you.
    For a bit I considered setting one of my tv show ideas in Japan but then I realized I didn't want to do more research than I was already doing.
    "This method of landing on the moon has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations!"
    "You're a real pretty lady. Care to join me for a drink."
    "I'm a guy but your not my type regardless."
    -A conversation between a gay elf and a clueless dwarf
    Genie: What is your wish?
    Me: I'd like a million bucks.
    *a million male deer appear in my yard*
    Genie: What is your second wish?
    Me: A better genie.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Use first wish properly. Second wish to create a new Genie lamp that you have to rub. Third wish to have the Genie kill itself.


    or you could just wish for infinite wishes...
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes. Thatbis the rule.
    Me: More genies!
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Genie: You can't wish for more wishes.
    Me: I wish for a genie that will let me wish for more wishes.
    I honestly can't wait till Gen Alpha grows up because imagine the attitude of gen z times ten.

    Wait, actually, that might be a bad idea.
    A friend of mine said that it's impossible to wear rainbow clothes without being either gay or supportive of gays. While I am supportive of gays I also kind of just like rainbows so dude.
    "I don't like broccoli. I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the president of the United States and I'm not going to eat anymore broccoli." -President George HW Bush
    Fun fact: President George HW Bush once banned broccoli from airforce one. This angred california broccoli farmers who reportedly delivered ten tons of the green vegetable to the whitehouse.
    Idea
    Idea
    children everywhere were overjoyed on the other hand
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Actually, years after he was president, a young boy sent him a letter asking why he didn't like broccoli and trying to convince him to eat it. It was... less than persuasive.
    When death comes I'm going to challenge him to a game of smash. I set the conditions.
    MagicPenguin
    MagicPenguin
    Do you see this avatar? You don't have to talk to me, a dedicated D3 main, about how crazy you have to be to use your character seriously. Preaching to the choir.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Please. Dedede. That's not as crazy as maining... jiggly puff! (Oh, and Pichu, of course but Ultimate isn't out yet and I'm talking about Sm4sh.)
    MagicPenguin
    MagicPenguin
    Yeah, that's pretty crazy too. Although I knew some folks on Anther's Ladder that used the likes of Jigglypuff and Zelda who regularly gave me a run for my money with those characters.
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