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  • Quick! Favorite Greek god or goddess!
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Assuming that's meant to be "or," I'm partial to Hestia because she seems a nice sort and doesn't get much attention (at least in modern times).
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I also like Hestia a lot. I'm rather fond of Artemis and Hecate too.
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    The Anti-Humor Inquisition Law: Any joke related to religion will attract hordes of angry Christians (and its almost always Christians) like moths to a flame.

    Disclaimer: This is just a joke. Please don't prove it to be right.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • Hail Satan Corollary: This goes double if the joke involves the endorsement of Satan.
    Me, when I answer a question in History class and the teacher isn't fast enough to stop me before I start on a tangent:
    • The BotW Law: The more someone praises something the more likely the comments will be full of people talking about how terrible that thing is.
    White Knight Law: In a major public platform such as Twitter or YouTube, an argument criticizing something that is popular enough will attract people who attack the poster for daring to think that it is anything but good.
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    BackSet
    • No Opinions Allowed Law: As the number of people attacking the poster for a negative opinion increases, the likelihood of someone saying something along the lines of "You cannot have an opinion in the Internet" reaches one.
    Tezuka's Law: Approximately 25% of people in the Internet must have a "problem in [their] pants", and act lewdly.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • Corollary: In a given forum or community, unless there are rules against it or the given community is itself for lewd content, 25% of the community will be lewd.
    Dear people who wonder if it's okay for people if one gender to play the opposite gender: it is! Now for gods' sake please stop making those threads!
    Person: Here's a role play.
    Me: Ooh, looks fun.
    Person: You must be 18 or older to join.
    Me: Screw you!
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    No, see, that's what they want. What else does 18+ mean?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well, I believe my good friend the report button would have plenty of things to say about that.
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    When Adolf "Evil Overlord" Hitler gets himself elected despite being an absolute douche canoe:
    Another terrible day,
    At Camp Half-Blood where everything's the worst!
    Just another terrible day,
    When you're in charge its like you're cursed!
    BackSet
    BackSet
    "Girls and ponies. Ah, speaking of ponies."
    "Percy!"
    "Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here? This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and... what is going on?"
    "It's complicated."
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    BackSet
    Oh kid you have no idea
    About this place or your former mentor
    I don't have time to fill you in on the details
    But look he's also a centaur
    *Horse noises*
    "I did mean to tell you."
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Another terrible day
    "Mr. Brunner!"
    At Camp Half-Blood
    "You're a horse!"
    where everything's the worst
    "What is happening!"
    Another terrible day
    You can hate it here but I hated it first!
    Just another terrible day
    Stuck in these runts in the muck and mud
    Just another terrible daaaaaaay oh gooooooods!
    "I need a drink."
    Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-Blood!
    My logic says I'm a child of Ares, the internet says I'm a child of Aphrodite. I don't know which one is worse (or more ironic).
    Kind of want to make a Percy Jackson to but:

    a. Riordanverse rps are cursed

    and

    b. What would it even be about anyways
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