When Captain America throws his mighty shield
All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield
Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice
Then he'll choose to take a nap 'cause the ice seems nice
When Captain America throws his mighty shield!
Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon "master" is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You've all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn't work. I'm begging you