He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin; He got the application that you just sent in. It needs evaluation, so let the games begin! A heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice of course.
The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware - The grade that you receive will be your last, we swear. So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare. He's saddled up, there's no recourse; It's hi-ho, Silver!
To my enemies I say: I wish you a day full of...
Feeling as if your heart is beating out of rhythm
Your teeth not feeling like your own
Being conscious of your own breathing
That one type of itch that feels somehow under your skin and that you can never scratch
The feeling of your foot threatening to cramp up
Being almost about to sneeze
"I succeed at food porn" - Phadia
, 2020 "And accidental flirting" - Phadia
, 2020 "I can burp a solid 9/10" - Phadia
, 2020 "I excel at inflicting fictional trauma" - Phadia
, 2020 "And also murder." - Phadia
, 2020 "I don't have any other redeemable qualities." - Phadia
I'm manly cause I'm so handy, even my feet are hands
I built a hobbit house for a homeless man without using any plans
My kids' jungle gym has a full-size trapeze
and I modified my garden hose to dispense nacho cheese!