Daisie

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  Daisie

• Yesterday at 1:05 AM

"When the mooing turns into pain screams from the biting and ripping off of its flesh " - Peacemaker .45 , 2020

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  RandomBlobMan

• Saturday at 11:30 PM

Ayyyy lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO OLDSPICEODORBLOCKER

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  Daisie

• Saturday at 3:46 PM

pirate demon dragon arr

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  LegoLad659

• Sep 16, 2020

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin; He got the application that you just sent in. It needs evaluation, so let the games begin! A heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice of course.

The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware - The grade that you receive will be your last, we swear. So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare. He's saddled up, there's no recourse; It's hi-ho, Silver!

Signed,
- Bad Horse

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  Daisie

• Sep 15, 2020

Well
Time to not exist for awhile

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  Daisie

• Sep 13, 2020

To my enemies I say: I wish you a day full of...
Feeling as if your heart is beating out of rhythm
Your teeth not feeling like your own
Being conscious of your own breathing
That one type of itch that feels somehow under your skin and that you can never scratch
The feeling of your foot threatening to cramp up
Being almost about to sneeze
And hangnails

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  Larry

• Sep 10, 2020

Daisie, I saw ya liking something there earlier on welian's page! Long time no see! How have ya been getting on?

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  Daisie

• Sep 9, 2020

Me? Caught up on my RPs? What is this tomfoolery?!

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  Daisie

• Sep 8, 2020

"I succeed at food porn" - Phadia , 2020
"And accidental flirting" - Phadia , 2020
"I can burp a solid 9/10" - Phadia , 2020
"I excel at inflicting fictional trauma" - Phadia , 2020
"And also murder." - Phadia , 2020
"I don't have any other redeemable qualities." - Phadia , 2020

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  Musician

• Aug 28, 2020

Our one and only Daisie.

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  LegoLad659

• Aug 26, 2020

[!]

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  Daisie

• Aug 25, 2020

"Since when has the law stopped me?!"
"... We're talking about the laws of the universe, here."
"SINCE WHEN HAS THE LAW STOPPED ME?!!"

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  Daisie

• Aug 22, 2020

Today rocked in just about every way Amazing!!

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  RandomBlobMan

• Aug 22, 2020

*barrel rolls into existence*
I was too lazy to search Phaddie's profile so I'm here instead
Hi

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  Daisie

• Aug 20, 2020

Nothing gets you more amped up than having this stuck in your head for an hour

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  Crayons

• Aug 15, 2020

Oh hey it was off topic for the thread but I enjoyed your contronyms! Why we have so many words like that?! But it's all part of the glorious tapestry. XD

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  Daisie

• Aug 13, 2020

I need a hug.

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  Windsock

• Aug 13, 2020

Spoiler: UwU

There is no UwU.

Give me your shitposting license.

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  Daisie

• Aug 13, 2020

I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK

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  Daisie

• Aug 12, 2020

Wow life actually stopped doing that
I should try saying that more often

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  LegoLad659

• Aug 12, 2020

I'm manly cause I'm so handy, even my feet are hands
I built a hobbit house for a homeless man without using any plans
My kids' jungle gym has a full-size trapeze
and I modified my garden hose to dispense nacho cheese!

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  Daisie

• Aug 11, 2020

If life could just
not
do that
Thanks

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  Daisie

• Aug 10, 2020

Why the heck is "busy" pronounced the way it is?

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  RandomBlobMan

• Aug 10, 2020

I am the bane of powdered beef
The scourge of duck truck aplenty
The arch foe of the memelords of the RPN
Come face me in battle Dassie
AND PREPARE
TO MEET
THINE
DOOM

*epic guitar solo*

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  Daisie

• Aug 9, 2020

My friends are the best people.