*Whispers in a low voice* This here rare creature i am about to show you is called the "Randomus Blobmanis" AKA RandomBlobMan. A very wild yet delicate creature of our time. It is an evolved form of it's former subspecies to adapt to it's natural environment, The RpNation. The cold climate forced many of it's little ones called "Users" to adapt into the snow. Despite that, it goes on. Truly a strong little fella.
"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last twenty-four hours, but you must understand our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand... but it was worth the risk, I assure you."