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Hi, I've returned briefly to inform you that the Lit vs. Semi-Lit debate is a form of elitist gatekeeping and only serves to divide the rp community into those who are "good at writing" and those who are "bad at writing" okay bye forever now!

how many bones do you have left after losing an arm I'm just playing an amputee I swear.

Law of Static Conversation: If a new thread is made to house an off-topic conversation previously being had in another thread, that conversation will immediately die.

So I just used the fact that I have GMed play-by-post forum roleplays for years as a qualification and now I feel old.

It always confuses me when people say that clubs and extracurriculars help keep kids from doing drugs or getting involved in gangs. As if those are the only two options. You either join art clubs or you do drugs. You either join the basketball team or you get inducted into a street gang. You...

Why is Superman only ever written by people who clearly don't like Superman?

Gotham City is actually a great place to live if you're a Furry cause there's always a chance you'll get done chemicals dumped on you and become your Fursona.

"Now that there are no more distractions in the room, you can finally do that task we want you to do." Hahahahahaha! You fool! I will become the distraction!

English is a Frankenstein's Monster made up of mismatched body parts, German is a Frankenstein's Monster made of body parts chosen to match.

Two AceAros sitting in a tree Please call the Fire Department, they are stuck.

Oh, you think you're so quirky and unique posting your shitposts on Tumblr? Well I post my shitposts on a roleplay site nobody cares about! Only 3 people are gonna read this! You think you're quirky? You ain't shit!

Splatoon converted an entire generation to Squid Furries and nobody realized it.

It's not neurodivergent coding, I just have no idea how neurotypical people think.

My life is knowing a lot of things about things but not actually having experience with those things. Yeah, I know about Magical Girls. I've never actually watched a Magical Girl show in my life but I could tell you some Tropes.

"You can't be a Goddess, you're a guy." If Jadwiga of Poland could be King, I can be a Goddess. Got it.

Can we abolish the "Affecionate" tag. Lets go back to forcing people to guess if we're insulting them or not.

Cheesy 90s anime in video game form. -Fire Emblem Engage

A summary of every Twilight Zone episode: "Man, wasn't that a fucked up thing that just happened. Be glad it didn't happen to you. I'm Rod Sterling and my voice carries this show."

So I'd just like to throw a random shout out to the performer at the Renefaire I used to go to who said "I'm sweating more than Sigmund Freud on mother's day" during a performance because that line fucking killed me and I still think about it sometimes.