The Mechanist

I hope your offer to kill some necromorphs is still on the table?

[Com Buoy Transmission from Sir Fungus of House Scion]
[Originating from: Galaxy NGC 62B]
Greetings Sire! I hope all is well. I have called to inform you that I have acquired a new means of enhancing not just my own power, but potentially our allies and yourself as well, I have discovered an alien space craft housing what I have discovered are called "Guyver Units." they're apparently genetic suits of armor that binds ones self to someones body, and amplifies it hundred fold depending on the users combat experience, strength and their agility, I currently have 2 units as I have used one of them on myself already, I will conduct further studies and see how these guyver units react to different species, and submit notes accordingly.
P.S. They also increase the power in ones biotic abilities as well and have high traces of Element Zero within certain parts of the armor.
[Image Attachment labelled: Photo of Armor activation]

Sire! RedtheRoyalGuard Wishes to become Mandalorian. Figured you could help him out with that.

Sire...Am I ever gonna be a knight one day?

guten Tag!

heheh, I have acquired the mimes sire..

Mimes...That is all, Sire, I shall leave you to ponder that.

It is time for me to commit a crime
What it is you ask, why it’s merely just a rhyme.
Just taking words and putting them on the end,
Then grabbing more words, an art I wish to defend.
This is an art I’ve always loved to share,
I hope it is something that would make you all care.

Mechanistman hello there

My mission to seduce azazel is complete sire. Now, may I take a look around your workshop to see if there's any trace as to where the other girls went?

Pizza time

Sire, I would like to request for some droids to look after my harem while I return to hell and acquire a new lady.

Sire

Another Portrait is on it's way sire.

Happy Easter Sir! I hope the large scary bunny breaks into your house and delivers eggs to thou

Mechanist Log #10
It has been a long time since my last transmission. My studies with the mechanicus have finally ended. My chassis upgraded and my own equipment as well. But I feel I must become even stronger. I have decided to find the Adeptus Astartes. Specifically the Iron Hands chapter. Their affinity with cybernetics and technologies rivals all the other founding legions and their successors with only the salamanders smiths being on par with their craftsmanship. So I will be taking off to find the iron hands, going to their homeworld to learn and train beneath them, and maybe gain more upgrades after communicating with their forge father Feirros.
This is Lord Mechanist of house Scion, signing off.

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SIRE! U-URGENT NEWS!

*The squire appeared, suited completely in an activated berserker armor*
Well sire, I must say, this armor works wonders, I feel no pain!
*It deactivates and multiple bones begin breaking, yes, the beskar bones are breaking*
OH--MY EPIDERMIS!
*Crack*
OH MY FEMUR!

Sire! I return back to full functionality, bearing gifts from sir guts of Midland.

I HAVE RETURNED

*A younger version of the squire had arrived, suited in his original Beskar armor with a grimm look..it seemed he had news for the Mechanist.*

Yoooooooooooooo

YOUR PROFILE! ASHRIABSGHOHBK

*Dragging Clan Ize * we have another troublemaker sire..