How Did The Person Above You Die?

[C.C.]

Trampled by moose

Heart ripped out

 

[Alex B]

Had their flesh eaten by Vashta Nerada

 

[Eshspoyeofdoom]

Vaporised by an electron cannon.

 

[Mossino]

Was trapped inside forced hallucinations for 25 years after being nearly eviscerated by creatures of Grimm. They awoke only once to see themselves so horribly disfigured before they died in their father's arms.

 

[CastoffCaptain]

A cow fell through the roof while Mossino slept. Landing on Mo's legs, Mo could only scream for help, which terrified the cow into spasms. Goring ensued.

 

[boredhuman]

Ate his own faeces

 

[Idea]

His hair got caught in a branch and he got hung by it

 

[StaceyAnimeKpopFan37]

tripped over a rock and fell off a cliff?

 

[Idea]

Crushed under her own luggage

 

[StaceyAnimeKpopFan37]

looked in the mirror and died of excessive Kawaii

it means cute/cuteness

so its a GOOD death

 

[Idea]

Died from snuggles!

(I know what Kawaii means, see baka? XD )

 

[Iskandar]

Stabbed via her own sword in her one good eye and slowly bled out.

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Erectile dysfunction

 

[Truff]

An axe to the foot

 

[Iskandar]

Allergic reaction to truffles

 

[Idea]

Saw Doujin and died from a nosebleed

 

[zachie mel]

got killed by sebastian from black butler for taking ciels candy

 

[Idea]

Died from facepalming

 

[zachie mel]

died from eating icecream

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Self-trepanning accident.

 

[Idea]

Unfortunate encounter with Blackbeard

 

[zachie mel]

ate a lightbulb

 

[AnimeGenork]

I'm pretty sure the avatar explains it all.

Death by flowers.

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Slipped in goose poop by an Eastern European fountain, defunct since the Cold War. Hit head, mauled to death by the same geese that set the trap.

 

[zachie mel]

eaten by a hoard of piranna