How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Needle]

It's simple: just write how the person who commented last died, and somebody will do the same for you. Oh, and have fun. Don't hate.


For example: so and so died because they discovered @Needle 's tumblr because the secrets buried in that blog must forever remain a secret. Continue.

 

[Generic Gamer]

And so they died eating the most awesome meatball sub sandwich of all time. it was glorious.

 

[Ceros]

Sadly, Generic Gamer died by being too much of a generic gamer.

 

[Needle]

Sadly, Generic Gamer died by being too much of a generic gamer.

Ceros died after she choked on the dust she left behind when she spun

 

[Ceros]

Ceros died after she choked on the dust she left behind when she spun

Needle died when she fell down a flight of stairs and landed on top of a needle

 

[JokerValentine]

Ceros died from smelling what the Rock was cooking.

 

[Knightling]

JokerValentine died with a smile when he curiously tried the Joker toxin.

 

[JokerValentine]

Knightling died as a result of being shanked numerous times for making a Joker reference

 

[Needle]

Knightling died as a result of being shanked numerous times for making a Joker reference

JokerValentine died because Needle's banter was too hot to handle

 

[JokerValentine]

Needle died because she wasn't actually coolest.

 

[Shadow of Eternity]

JokerValentine died from a furious unrequited lover because she/he (idk, sorry, can't see profile ^^; ) joked around with their feelings

 

[An Unknown Person]

Shadow of Eternity was once walking down the street... then suddenly was captured by the Russian mafia that crushed his hands into pieces, then threw in a back alley while rats ate his flesh, after the rats ate some of it, he was also mugged by two white kids so it won't sound racist and then hit by lightning.

 

[Ahribelle]

Sadly, An Unknown Person died of getting thrown away into space for whatever reason, slowly gliding away into the perpetual night of the cosmos, without ever being able to stop, nor change direction, slowly watching the Earth shrink before his eyes as he awaits a slow and terribly lonely death as he ran out of oxygen.

 

[Needle]

Sadly, An Unknown Person died of getting thrown away into space for whatever reason, slowly gliding away into the perpetual night of the cosmos, without ever being able to stop, nor change direction, slowly watching the Earth shrink before his eyes as he awaits a slow and terribly lonely death as he ran out of oxygen.

Ahribelle died at the stake for not being cute enough

 

[Ahribelle]

Ahribelle died at the stake for not being cute enough

Needle died of being shot to death by Ahribelle, after being brutally stabbed ten times.

 

[Needle]

Needle died of being shot to death by Ahribelle, after being brutally stabbed ten times.

Ahribelle died because she dissed Needle's OTP

 

[Ahribelle]

Ahribelle died because she dissed Needle's OTP

Needle died of existing.

 

[Needle]

Needle died of existing.

Ahribelle died because she's a hot mess

 

[Ahribelle]

Ahribelle died because she's a hot mess

Needle died of suicide.

 

[billthesomething]

Ahribelle was killed by poontah (Just look it up on youtube)

 

[DespairBear]

Billthesomething was killed by trying to summon Cthulhu and ended up drowning in a fish bowl... To bad Cthulhu wasn't in there. It was just a plastic figure

 

[Noivian]

@DarkDecember died because senpai didn't notice them.

 

[DespairBear]

"Senpai why?!?!?!???!?!" *dies*


.... Yep. Just like that. Noivian died because Senpai did notice them... It was just the wrong Senpai xD

 

[Needle]

"Senpai why?!?!?!???!?!" *dies*
.... Yep. Just like that. Noivian died because Senpai did notice them... It was just the wrong Senpai xD

Jumped into a pool of acid thinking it was grape juice

 

[DespairBear]

It doesnt taste like grape like at all! ;-;


Tried to pet the lions at the zoo. Drowned in the small river for them to drink out of.