How Did The Person Above You Die?

[BriiAngelic]

Got Caught By A Skeleton While Raiding A Mummy's Tomb. Never Seen From Againnnnn

 

[Idea]

Pummeled to death by Kirishima for trying to steal his girl

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Snowballs thrown by intolerant nekos of varying degrees of feline-ness.

 

[Fuchsia]

Killed for being sarcastic in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[flowerblack227]

Fell through the event horizon of a black hole and was promptly spaghettified.

 

[Reppingnothing201]

Died from not having the higher ground (yes I know it's not Anikin)

 

[ParisNeedsLove]

was being a dare devil and decided to swim with the paranas

 

[duegxybus]

Victim got shot in the foot. With a nerf gun. Tripped over the foam bullet when attempting to catch the perpetrator who took the shot, head hit the wall at a terrible angle. Severe concussion, combined with spinal chord injuries resulting in paralysis of the lower body. Being unable to move meant victim was there for 3+ days, more than enough time for someone to die.

["Victim" is dead]
[Cause of Death: Dehydration]​

 

[Dynamene]

Crossed the Don and found out how does it feel to sleep with the fishes after getting a nice pair of new shoes.

 

[ParisNeedsLove]

was the don and was murdered by the dons victums sister.

 

[Awakening AKIRA]

hypothermia from being scantily clad on a freezing christmas night

 

[United Wenteran Fleet]

Was at an asteroids ground zero.

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Buried under the world's biggest vegetarian burrito at a vegetarian conference at a Sheraton in Denver, Colorado.

 

[Troldmand]

Died from an attack of cholera amidst an ill-fated voyage.

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Strangled to death on a stranger's PJ ties in public.

 

[Hollycrest]

Brutally roasted in public, effectively ending his/her career as a professional memeist and forcing him/her to jump off a bridge in shame.

 

[arctic]

Blew up due to homemade dynamite.

 

[HUBRlS]

Too much lean in George's cup combined with an insidious obsession with yanking the last remaining hairs off the top of his head drew him towards insanity. Death due to mysterious circumstances, will be dearly missed.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Figured out those were not real aliens, promptly mugged and stabbed in the pinky toe. Crawled to a hospital where the victim was mistaken to have a far more severe injury and was given surgery for a nonexistent bullet wound. Was given medication that caused an allergic reaction whilst in the hospital…

Returned home to their cat.

Cause of Death: Choked on a cat hair

 

[Idea]

Asphyxiated by their own hoodie

 

[Suum]

By having a bad idea.

 

[Idea]

Exahustion over a staring match with a fox

 

[Dancemaniac007]

hmm.. the person above me died by my hands.. ( no mine ) technically both o our hands ==

 

[Idea]

Killed in a dance off with himself

 

[Cinder_Rabbit]

Trampled by moose