How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Rachael of the Shire]

That would be weird as cardboard generally can't puncture denim and I don't use cardboard when unclothed.

Took a grenade to the nose.

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Died in the melee which ensued after arguing with the Captain.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Seconds later, CastoffCaptain was gunned down with an AK

 

[_T w y g_]

Got distracted by a nice car, then got hit by that car because the driver wasn't paying attention, either.

 

[TPBx]

A butterfly from a million years ago landed on top of a large boulder shifting its position ever so slightly. Years pass and erosion takes its toll moving the rock. It is now the present day. You are now resting in your home when a strong breeze blows through the valley. This breeze shifts a stone just underneath the boulder that would have not been where it was today if it had not been for that ancient butterfly. The boulder now unbalanced sits on this rock. An ancestor of the ancient butterfly returns to said boulder and lands at just the right spot along with its migrant cousins, tipping the boulder over and sending it flying into the valley where your home lies. The boulder crashes into your property sending pieces of your wooden fence flying around. You are then impaled by said wood. Unbeknownst to you, the local wood used to make your fence would not have existed if said ancient butterfly had not rested upon that boulder millions of years ago. Nature truly had it out for you in a plot eons in the making.

 

[Mokosh]

It was a tragic accident which could have been avoided, if only they obeyed the rules and not texting while walking down the steet.
Especially right on days when construction is held in the sewers, and one moment of not paying attention is all that takes for you tripping in.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Rampage of angry hummingbirds who were angered by the shortage of nectar-giving flowers... Turns out hummingbirds are a bit like darts.

 

[DrLobo]

Curiosity killed the cat
er, cat-person?

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Curiosity killed the cat
er, cat-person?

Cause of death: Failed lobotomy
Date of death: September 29
Signed,
Dr. Vici, doctorate in memes at Harvard University

 

[DrLobo]

Cause of death: Failed lobotomy
Date of death: September 29
Signed,
Dr. Vici, doctorate in memes at Harvard University

To be killed by a dank-memer, the indignity!
ViciousVip3r got stepped on, for even the most vicious of vipers are still rather low to the ground and step-on-able.

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

Cause of death: Drowned in memes
Date of death: 20 Applejuicemonth, 38464899980098
Place of death: CatLand

 

[lostwanderer]

Hunted as game

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Shot for being a peeping tom.

 

[DrLobo]

Cause of death: Failed lobotomy
Date of death: September 29
Signed,
Dr. Vici, doctorate in memes at Harvard University

Wait a minute
I just got that

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Wait a minute
I just got that

Gj lol

 

[CastoffCaptain]

DrLobo robbed me of a death. Lame. Go play somewhere else. Take your dolls with you.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Don't worry, I'll make up for that with a gruesome death, just for you.

CastoffCaptain is forced fed an experimental psychedelic drug that induces him to ram his head against a blunt, metal rod until he is impaled by it.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

By the forces under the command of a "BOI", Blatantly Obvious Intelligence.

 

[Idea]

Eaten by a cat, extra irony points

 

[DoughnutDistress]

Murdered in space, where no one can hear you scream

 

[Idea]

Offered as a sacrifice to appease Mayoi

 

[lostwanderer]

Smothered by lolis

 

[Idea]

Suicide with the edge of a dialog box

 

[TripTripleTimes]

Past away by old age, holding the hands of your loved ones.

 

[Idea]

Eyeless Syndrome