Professor oaks original sprite from the opening of red and blue looks like he's pissed at you for taking a dump on his front lawn or something.
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Does metal gear have a plot or is it just 17 straight games of snake fighting whatever crazy thing happens to be going on that week.
Why has there never been a movie with Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Vin Diesel all at the same time.
I can talk to girls. I can't talk to children, however.
It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!
Robin: Aha! I've done it! I've captured catwoman!
Commissioner Gordon: *shaking batman's hand* Good job batman.
Robin: Oh come on! I did all the work here! *He* spent the entire time being seduced by her! Who even does that! Dark and Brooding Loner my ass!
If I ever have kids:
Me: I'm going to name my kid somethung meaningful.
Me: *names kid Thor*
"We need to do something!"
"I have an idea!"
"We're not going to murder someone!"
"I don't have any ideas!"
Because of TV I have no idea what names are actually popular.
How the world ended: The chosen kid did exactly what his mother told him and didn't talk to strangers.
Most kirby villains: I want to cover the world with darkness.
Susie: I want Money!
I like when people like my posts because tha means I've made people smile and that makes me smile.
Kirby games:
Oh look here's some cute levels, aw kirby's so cute and his copy abilities are pretty cool.
*a couple of hours of gameplay later*
I have killed gods!!!
Ash: You can't use two pokemon at once, it's against league rules!
*a few years later*
Game Freak: check out this new battle style called double battles. You can use two pokemon at once!
-a true story
Are future hipsters going to wear the clothes of today?
Monster Hunter: The Tale of one clothing companies pursuit for the perfect materials for their outfits.
I want to make a game where all villager NPCs can be attacked but when you attack them they pretty much 1 hit KO you, even with the most powerful armor in the game. So in other words, Zelda but the Cucoos are everyone.
The difference between me and everyone else:
Me: *at a bar, about to talk to a cute girl* Um... hi... I... uh... I... er... yes... um... urgh... look, I just, would you like to be, um, friends. Wait no I don't mean... it's just... you seem nice and I'd like to be friends with you. Like, regular friends. *facepalm* god I am so bad at this.
Please note: this situation would never happen. I don't drink.
Devon Corporation Scientist: You're eleven. Here, take these complex delicate parts to slateport city. Oh, by the way, a gang of eco-terrorists are looking for them so watch out for that.
Six intrepid friends led by Fred, their leader, Fred. Fred's angels mmm mmm mmm, Fred's Angels, mmm mmm mmm, Harnessing the poer of the sun with the magic amulat they found in the attic. Mmm mm mm the amulet is green mmm mmm mmm it's probably an emrald.
Have you ever tried to punch a bird? -how to remember that fighting type is weak to flying type.
Everyone: Hi Lysandre.
Lysandre: I will destroy you all and make everything beautiful permanently.
Everyone: That Lysandre, such a great guy.
-Pretty much how the plot of X and Y goes because everyone trusted the guy who dresses like team flare and talks about destroying things.
Lighthouse Point: The Point that has a Lighthouse -pokemon sun/moon
Pokemon joke/gripe:
Lilli: And this is a pokemon center, you can heal your pokemon.
Sun: I know what a goddamn pokemon center is! I'm from Kanto, where pokemon centers were born!
Alternate joke from a fanfic I wrote (and then gave up on):
Poke Mart Employee: Hey, I'm from a poke mart, you can buy-
Mare: I know what a Poke Mart is stop talking like a video game tutorial!
I got bored and typed "jerome horwitz elementary school" into my search bar. Apparently it's real (and in piqua, ohio no less). For some reason this restores a little bit of my faith in humanity. -
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