If taskmaster can copy any martial fighting style, then why not call in Punisher, who's fighting style is guns, or Iron Man, who wears a suit of power armor, or hawkeye, who has a bow and arrow. (Or squirrel girl, who is squirrel girl)
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So... why can't doctor strange just kill thanos? He can control time and the sling rings can already do what the tesseract does.
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Villain Man: You don't get it Hero Man. I'm the Cookie Monster and you're my cookies! Hahahahahahaha!
Hero Man: What?
Villain Man: I know it sounds ridiculous but it's perfectly viable as a threat!
Hero Man: Yeah... no.
Villain Man: I don't tell you how to make your witty comments!
Hero Man: My witty comments don't reference children's shows! They also don't have potential sexual undertones but that's a sidenote
Kanto and Johto: Oh no it's Team Rocket!
Hoenn: Oh no it's Team Magma and/or Team Aqua!
Sinnoh: Oh no it's Team Galactic!
Unova: Oh no it's Team Plasma!
Kalos: Oh no it's Team Flare!
Alola: Hahahahaha! Oh my god it's Team Skull! What funny s*** are they going to do this time!
Let us take a moment of appreciation that Baby Groot was also played by Vin Diesel. This means that they had to tak Vin Diesel's voice and digitally edit it to make it higher in pitch.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is about Jackasses with feelings and Mantis, who feels the feelings of the jackasses with feelings.
I'm sorry. This will be the last one.
The real reason Atlas needs to hold up the sky aka Uranus isn't that it will fall of ot isn't supported, the sky can hold itself up. The reason is that Uranus won't hold itself up and will purposely crush us because of all the jokes made about his name. Uranus' Vengane!
*controversial opinion*
Professor oak is famous for asking what your gender is but he actually didn't say this until gen 3 (ignoring crystal because it was paert of gen 2 where he didn't ask your gender in the other two games). The first professor to ask your gender was Professor Birch of Ruby, Sapphire, and Emrald.
Me: I'm a terrible person.
Also me: oh my god, are you feeling sad! Is there anything I can do to help! Do you need a hug?
DC Writer 1: We need to create a new superhero!
DC Writer 2: Quick! To the drug dealer!
Oh my god! LT. Surge's french name is Major Bob! Oh my god! That's priceless!
Ash: My hat is special to me. I had to send in a bunch of postcards to get it and I treasure it.
Ash: *later* Ooh! A new hat!
Zelda Developer: I'm bored. Time to mess around a bit.
*10 & 1/2 hours later*
Zelda Developer: *Accidentally creates the fishing hole, the single most addictive mini-game in the entire series*
I sympathize a lot with Moana because if I was in her position I would be going stir-crazy too.
Tfw when you watch a game trailer and it says rating pending but it's super obvious what the rating's gonna be.
The original arc of the Pokemon Anime is really just a quest to find how many ways you can insult your friends.
"Hopefully, creating or collecting the pieces of Fanon to fill in the gaps, making a more coherent and immersive world." -Mission Statement of The Pokèdex - Extended Fanon Edition
I give Ash Ketchum a lot of flack but you have to really appreciate the fact that he freaking punched Mewtwo, one of the most powerful pokemon in the world. Like, he actually landed the hit. It didn't do squat but the fact that he had the guts to do it really says something.
I was in the car and listening to the news and they were talking about a scallop fishing dispute between France and Britain and it's so refreshingly small and petty it's hilarious.
Character: *makes heroic sacrifice but survives*
Fandom: Clearly, this character is secretly suicidal.
Does the bible have an explanation for why men have nipples? I know the scientific reason but I'm curious if the bible came up with a reason.
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
-The Princess Bride. One of the best damn movies ever made. -
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