An au where Martha Stewart’s actually kidnaps people to cook on her show but she getsfound, but the people are having a blast and the show is a doing great that litteraly everyone doesn’t really care that it happens like that. But then a cult shows up that’s dedicated to just getting captured by Martha Stewart. The show is called “Cook fest with Martha Stewart and friends”
It doesn’t get more iconic than my boyfriend playing with his long ass hair and pretending he isn’t when I catch him. Also, totally unrelated. Does anyone know where I can read free nonpornographic yaoi. I wanna read something gay.