An au where Martha Stewart’s actually kidnaps people to cook on her show but she getsfound, but the people are having a blast and the show is a doing great that litteraly everyone doesn’t really care that it happens like that. But then a cult shows up that’s dedicated to just getting captured by Martha Stewart. The show is called “Cook fest with Martha Stewart and friends”
Sucks I can’t bump a profile post, but ima just quote it since...well... gay stuff “Also, totally unrelated. Does anyone know where I can read free nonpornographic yaoi. I wanna read something gay.”
It doesn’t get more iconic than my boyfriend playing with his long ass hair and pretending he isn’t when I catch him. Also, totally unrelated. Does anyone know where I can read free nonpornographic yaoi. I wanna read something gay.
