Crow
Top-tier Avian Master
"Wait..." Stan muttered as the girl grabbed the broom, the old man instinctively backing up a bit once he saw the handle crack from her grip alone. His eyes widened as he slowly but surely walked backwards. "O-okay! Now let's not get any funny ideas, ya hear? I-I'll even give you a discount of one hundred ninety nine dollars instead of two hundred to stay!"
Crow
"I always have funny ideas~. Zzz... zzz... That's what makes me me~ teehee~," the girl continued sleepspeaking. "You don't want to continue your training with me then? If you do, you'll become a strong, powerful magical girl, I promise~. Unless you need a break, then I fully understand~. Zzz... ..."
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Johnson was about to enter the shack, when he saw a talking pony. A goddamned, bonafide, talking horse. Split-jaws, gas-suckers, Brutes, Jackals, actual oversized bugs, and not even the super-alien that was the Flood really fazed Johnson. But this!?!?!? This was too far.
"Am I dreaming, or did I wake up in some cartoon? What the hell is this Mickey Mouse crap?"
He swore to himself. The man was completely baffled, and almost dropped his cigar. He certainly drew attention to himself when he forgot about the Cigar in his mouth, and accidentally inhaled the smoke. The resulting coughing and sputtering would make Johnson take the cigar out as he looked over to see she was talking to the fat guy from earlier and a sort of young guy who looked to be the sort of guy that would get the local PD cracking down on the apartments where Johnson used to live.
"Alright, one of you pinch me. Am I dreaming, or is this hell?"
Johnson asked as he approached the knot of people.
"Because as far as I'm aware, there isn't a worse hell for a Marine than sunshine, rainbows, and magic."
Sergeant Avery J. Johnson
-Healthy
-Baffled
-1x MA5C Assault Rifle
-1x M6G Magnum
-M52B armor
-SPARTAN-I/ORION Augmentations (inactive.)
thatguyinthestore Chungchangching Crow
"Are you confident in those words?" the pony spoke to Johnson as he used her hooves to open the door instead, gesturing for him to enter first. "The worst of hells are a concept more universal than you might think."
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