Realistic or Modern SMITED Slice

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( Epiphany StoneWolf18 r e i Phayne baddervibes Tarmagon Birdsie Noble Scion DergTheDergon Thatguynameded )

Agents have returned to SMITED HQ to debrief, recover, relax, and dare we even say bond with each other. Agents can freely explore the HQ for the most part, which you can read more about what there is here. (For sanity's sake, you will all be started within the barracks common area.)

 

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( Epiphany StoneWolf18 r e i Phayne baddervibes Tarmagon Birdsie Noble Scion DergTheDergon Thatguynameded )

A strange elderly man wandered into the common area of the barracks. He held an old wooden staff that was taller than he was with a small white crystal embedded at the top. He shuffled into the kitchen area and began to grumble as he dig around the contents, searching for something. "Someone stole my ham. Poor soul, I was experimenting on that still." He closed the door, turned around and cleared his throat before very loudly making an announcement.

"If someone begins to hiccup followed by exhaling blue smoke, please take them to the infirmary."

Satisfied with that he turned to leave, but not before taking notice of Quinn. The old man shuffled eagerly over to Quinn and pinched their cheeks eagerly. "My my, I had heard, but indeed here you are! Tell me, do you gain more tentacles as you age? I'm not too familiar with your biology, though if you don't mind losing a tentacle, for research of course, it would greatly help our understanding. Yes, yes, it would be most helpful. Stop by the medical wing and let them know I sent you."

He then took notice of Sang's cast and tapped his index finger on it, "Hm, you should come by too. I have a cordial that can do wonders for injuries like this, Knocks you flat out until you're healed!" He gave her a toothy grin and then began to make his way out the way he came in, but not before pausing, take a step backwards and then walking over to Jasper, whispering lowly, "Girl's got it bad for ya boy. Careful though, dragonkin can be erratic when it comes to lovers, might get a few burns, ba-ha!" He gives a friendly pat on Jasper's back along with a wink.

 

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( Epiphany StoneWolf18 r e i Phayne baddervibes Tarmagon Birdsie Noble Scion DergTheDergon Thatguynameded DapperCat )

The old man didn't even twitch as Quinn bolted away from him to hide under a table, offering to give any amount of tentacles as a trade to not pinch their cheeks. He noted the interesting reaction to write down later in his notes and would most likely ask for a tentacle later to study. It wasn't every day you got to study such a species. He didn't pay too much mind to Kirill who loudly introduced himself to the other agents.

It was soon after this introduction that the one who ate the ham burped up blue smoke. He shook his head because he thought he had labeled it not for consumption. It wouldn't kill the creature, but it wasn't going to be an enjoyable experience. He observed the wolf greet the blue-haired girl before heading out, most likely towards the infirmary. At least he listened!

He had still be standing by Jasper as the female dragonkin eavesdropped on what he had said to her male love interest, who clearly didn't get the implication of what had been said. It was amusing to the old man to fluster the poor girl, he'd have to come back to tease her some more later. How red could a dragonkin blush? These were important questions! Thankfully Jasper understood what he had been hinting at and the wink caused the old name to laugh joyfully, "Ah to be young!"

Another strange being entered the room... a walking... dressed... owl? It waddled over to the old man and flapped to get his attention with a hoot. The old man looked down and grinned as the bird-creature hooted animatedly, wings flapping around as it seemed to be speaking to the old man. "Oh don't lecture me. I had to hide it here because they're no fun. I'd been working on that prank for weeks! It's gone anyway now."

The owl didn't seem happy as it listened, it fluffed up its feather and the hoot-squawk at the old man going into another hoot-filled rant. If Calliea was around, she'd basically hear the owl being very upset at the old man's antics and his avoidance of some important meeting.

"Fine, fine! I'll go to the meeting!" The old man hmphed and went to leave, the owl messenger still angrily hooting at him while it followed and the old man telling the bird that he was its master and if anyone was going to lecture it was him.

In the infirmary, once Brass arrives and is shown with blue smoking coming out of his mouth, the on-duty nurse sighs loudly. "Tha ol' mawn and 'is pranks! 'Ave a seet." She escorted him to what served as a small clinic room, quirking at brow at the one who was tagging along with the wolf folk. "Didja also eat ta food? I dun see no smoke from yer maw."

 

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Infirmary Nurse #2 | ( Noble Scion baddervibes Myriad DapperCat ) (The infirmary doesn't have any idea what old man offered Sang btw, lol.)
The nurse was tsking over Brass's condition as Sang knocked on the door and entered. A nurse at the infirmary desk greeted her which suspiciously looked exactly like the nurse who was attending Brass, though Sang wouldn't know this as they had already moved to a private clinic room. "What be the problem muh dear? Are ya in pain from ta injury still? Did tey no 'ive ya pain medication fo' it?" The woman leaned over the desk slightly, motioning for Sang to get closer and then pointed for her to stick her ID badge in a ID reader device to access medical records to see if pain medication had been prescribed.

She halted Caddigan as he followed after the wolf and kelpiekin. "There be no mo' room or need of ya in tere wif dem others and ya no look ill."

Then another agent appeared and the woman frowned sternly. "Dis no be a socializin' spot! If ya no be sick no injured then ya no need ta be here." She points directly at Donald, "What be yer bidnuss 'here?" Then she points to Caddigan and Qerres, "And you two?"

Infirmary Nurse #1 | ( Thatguynameded VioletShadow )
The nurse who was tending to Brass tsked over the kelpiekin being a busybody. "Muh dear, no need ta fuss so. Tis no' ta first time da mawn's prank gone wrong." When Brass opened his mouth to speak and more blue smoke flowed out the women shook her head. "Yer gonna 'ave to open yer maw," she said slowly, turning to grab some gloves and putting them over her hands. She grabbed a glass vial and quickly swiped it so some of the blue smoke was contained within it before putting in a cork stopper. She glared at it for a moment, shook the vial a few times and imbued some magic into it which caused it to become fluorescent.

"Figures ta mawn used tat powda," she nurse grumbles, tossing the vial into a bin marked for magical disposal. She sighed and pressed her hand against Brass's stomach firmly. "Yer gon' 'ave to 'old still." Her hand then seemed to go inside of his body, which would cause some discomfort, but not really any pain to Brass. She shifted her hand around slightly and then tugged it out along with the smoking meat he had eaten earlier, tossing the goopy partially digested meat into a magical waste bag and throwing it where she had tossed the vial.

"You gon' still be burpin' ta blueness from any bit I may uv missed, but it won' last more than a few more hours. Drink plenty of watur today an tomorrow. If ya still be smokin' blue ta day afta tomorrow come back 'ere and see me. Oh and neva eat somethin' layin' around unless it be in a sealed package. Tat ol mawn had a ting for food pranks."

The nurse ushers Brass out, but not before having him insert his ID badge into a reader for medical paperwork to add to his file.

 

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Infirmary Nurse #2 | ( Myriad DapperCat )
The pale sea-green troll looked at the Icthyo Sapien who was apparently here to see if he needed a medical check. "Yer last check wudda been fine, unless ya waunt ta'nother today. You'll 'ave ta schedule an appointment fo dat." Her golden eye then turned to the burly demoness who proclaimed her reason for being here for personal amusement as well as calling her 'sweetcheeks.' "As ya 'ave be 'aving no bidness here ta awnswer be no, unless ya waunt me to be givin' ya a reason ta need a nurse. Are ya up ta date on yer inoculations?"

The moment the nurse who had been treating Brass sat down at her desk, the form shimmered and then seemed to zip into the other's body, leaving only one nurse now.

Infirmary Nurse #1 | ( VioletShadow Thatguynameded baddervibes Noble Scion )
The nurse said nothing as the kelpiekin left the room, clearly not wanting to be there for the process of pulling chunks of meat out of the stomach directly. The process had been quick enough which thankfully hadn't given the wolf folk time to react negatively to seeing a hand shoved into her person. She washed her hands quickly and followed him out to scan his ID card and then turned to sit behind the nurse's station to tap away at the keys on the computer to log the information for Brass's mishap.

"Dayum dat ol' mawn," she muttered under her breath after her duplicate merged back with her. Her eye twitches as the agents who had all wandered into the infirmary continued to gab on and on, causing her to stand up and slap her hands on the top of the nurse's station as Caddigan's annoyance was the final straw. "Get the gru'brahja outta my infirmary ya daft mawn! Dat goes for all ya straggler who be havin' no bidness in bein' 'ere! And you," Ya'yi points to Caddigan. "Ya sarcas'tac ass, dun tink I won't be sure ta inform ya probah'tion offa'cer ta give ya janitorial duties!"

With that she snaps her fingers and Caddigan gets teleported out of the infirmary and is falls... into the gym pool with a loud splash. "Anyone else waunt to annoy me will find demselves where he was sent. Now den, ya say ya be 'aving pain still? And an ol' mawn... spoke ta ya? He did no 'appen to have a devious presence, some tattoos, and beard? If that be who yer talkin' 'bout you shoudl forget whateva he said to ya. Dat mawn is noffin but a senile tricksta! As far as ta scratch, tis fine. I've 'ad worse 'appen from tings bigga den ya. Ignore da riffraff and follow afta me and I'l check yer leg."

The nurse split off once again and a duplicate stood and motioned for Sang to follow after her to a private room. When back in the room with the door closed, she instruct Sang to take a seat and extend her leg with the cast. "Dis gonna feel strange, like an odd pressa, but if it 'urt ya tell me." Just like what she did to Brass, her hand went through the cast and the flesh, seeming to poke around Sang's injured leg slowly. "I tink it no the injury but ta cast causing ya problems." She withdraws her hand and grabs a tool to carefully cut away the cast from Sang's leg. "Ta cast was just for support for da quick heal so it wouldn't 'ave to worry 'bout it healing wrongly."

With the cast gone all that was left of Sang's wounds was just a large scar where the flesh has been reattached to her leg, but other than that it was in perfect working order. "Just dun go off jumpin' off high buildin's cause da bone still might be a bit weak an ta muscle a bit fatigued. Does it feel better nao wit'out ta cast?"

 

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Post-Mission 3!

Xemanorth Thatguynameded Noble Scion Tarmagon June Verles Hanarei Morzone DapperCat baddervibes Myriad

All agents were injured in some manner, either physically or mentally. For the past two weeks agents have been treated for injuries and work-related stress from the mission. Those who were corrupted have been in quarantine for at least one week suffering from withdrawal; some cope better than others with this. Those who struggle with the withdrawal can be kept up to two weeks.

The withdrawal symptoms can include, but are not limited to: sweats, chills, trembling, fever, fatigue, hallucinations anxiety, delirium, nightmares, increased sensitivity, agitation, crying, excitability, irritability, violence, and restlessness.

All gems will be confiscated from all agents and secured until they are needed once again. This doesn't mean agents who are corrupted won't try and consume or absorb the gem before they are able to be taken away. At this point outside of the box it's like PCP.

You can write a summary of your character's post-mission experience, but two weeks time has officially passed since the mission's end.