Make an anime sound really bad in 1 sentence.

Two boys, one book. A world full of nonsense. Follow our hero, Stranger Danger and his companion Whatta Batch, as they go on a journey full of crying, food, romance, and more crying to beat up other people trying to achieve the SAME GOAL as them, all in an attempt to make Batch (a literal six year old) the king of France. -Zatch Bell.
 
A boy trapped in a video game undergoes no personal development, even when faced with death, while every female trapped with him wants to bang him for no apparent reason.

It's actually also worse than what that sounds like.
 
Moody, lazy teenager uses, exploits, and breaks almost every tool from the toolbox called "friends" while using the duct tape called "intelligence" to kill his enemies and wreck his obstacles. (code geass)

It's a death game where you can't even die except by slowly losing your original personality. (log horizon) (really crappy one & not exactly true)

Boy gets "power overwhelming" starcraft cheatcode by eating a beefy America's hair. (Boku no Hero Academia)

I got more for later, I guess.
 
Local Nice Guy dates divinely beautiful woman who is way out of his league, Heaven proceeds to cockblock them for two anime series, two OVA series, and a movie.

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Sky High but there is no flying bus and a floating island.
 
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Sword Art Online. It's pretty good for me but people hate it for some reason. they say it's generic or something.
 
Boy's cheap parents push him into an unknown school with monster women who can't keep their lady dicks in their inhumanly tight panties and out of dresscode short skirts. -Rosario + Vampire

Teens and Adults with gravity defying hair that use Bikes faster than a racing car and Virtual simulation far beyond our technology just to play a children's card game with their plot shields. -YU-GI-OH


A Japanese Zombie Apocalypse with excessive panty shots, sexual situations, and constant jiggling breasts that are more distracting than the character development or back-stories themselves. -Highschool of the dead
 
Hmm ... challenge accepted.

Digimon - Annoying children train the world's defective furbies to fight other, meaner furbies.

Trigun - The amazing story of a mary sue mary suing in the most dangerous place to never kill anyone.

Excel Saga - We humbly request your permission to adapt Excel Saga into a series that makes some kind of sense, and offers any kind of resolution. Permission denied.

Pokemon - An immortal child with serious learning disabilities wanders from absent, tree-themed father figure to absent, tree-themed father figure abusing ludicrous animals.

Soul Eater - Emo teenage murderers whine at one another until one of them emerges as ... slightly courageous.

Full Metal Alchemist - It's either about fictional Nazis ... or Actual Nazis, take your pick.

Naruto - Unwanted child learns to master the key skills of ninjutsu; yelling, crying, eating, and loud, multi-episode lectures.

Sailor Moon - The story of 5-9 strong female protagonists desperately struggling against character development.

Serial Experiments Lain - A transcendental commentary on the effects of the virtual age on the already tumultuous life of an introverted teenage girl, if not the human mind itself ... which should actually sound pretty interesting, if you're into that kind of thing ... but you aren't, are you?

Cowboy Bebop - 25 immensely linear music videos for The Seatbelts.
 
Loser mangaka figures out he can go back in time to his childhood and seduces an emo 11-year-old.

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(Also, this anime is way, way better than I made it sound)
 
Hobo smokes something that isn't tobacco constantly and sees invisible creatures - Mushi-Shi.
 
Huge naked people have confined humanity to walls.

-Attack on Titan

The world's stupidest kid and his electric rat/pet/dogfight machine set out on an adventure to be the very best animal abuser, but fails constantly and barely ever wins a single dogfight. along the way, he meets a tsundere (Misty), a dude whose name suspiciously sounds like the 44th president's name, and more dogfighting machines.
 
A kid gets obsessed with a talking hedgehog
-Sonic X

A short tempered little runt.
-Fullmetal Alchemist (both versions)
 
Girl travels back in time, releases a neko boy from a spell, travels around with random people, gets pissed when neko boy sees zombie ex, and 99.9% of the show is screaming names back and forth between battle. -Inuyasha

Two teens fall for their teachers but since that's technically illegal, they begin a weird angsty/complicated friends with benefits thing that makes you question why you're watching. -Scum's Wish

Kids learn how to fight evil spirits with talking humanoid like weapons that they wanna bang. -Soul Eater

Kids go out into the real world (at 10 because when you turn 10, you know how to survive on your own) with their pets and make them fight each other for plastic pins. -Pokemon

Big swords, bigger boobs, and so much filler. -Bleach

Incest and a guy who is bipolar. -Vampire Knight
 

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