Hoo boy, I have never been more nervous in trying to start a RP than I have now. Starting a Gintama RP and I am nervous even with me trying to make it friendly for those who don't know the show, that no one will join. Especially since it has the potential to be absolutely ridiculously hilarious and funny. Crossing my fingers!
Last part of quote "But then you realize- It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?” - Gintoki Sakata
"Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize-" Other part of quote, soon!
You won’t take me death!
I’ll rhyme and throw boomerangs to my last breath
Just try and catch me, I’m sure you’ll lose,
Try an battle me! Your bones I’ll bruise
However if you feel the need to follow flow
And are not after my soul? Whew y’’know?
So literally, while I was going to get lunch on my college campus, I go by a woman at a table for something, and she asks. "Hey, would you like to play a game quickly, you can win a free condom" Kept a straight face as I said "No thank you." but then just burst out laughing after I was a fair distance away.