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  • I forgot about Shooter Guy again. Shit.
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    You can forget about Guy, but don't forget Jesus. It is important to know Christ while you are still young, many people actively reject Him and it is a sorry sight to see. Just listen to the gospel and make your own mind about it. It is my hope you will turn to Christ instead of turning away from him.
    Over the next few days I expect to be busy heavily researching on medieval times in preparation for a fantasy roleplay.
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Seriously, Heis? Get your ass back into the real world. It's general knowledge. Hella damn, I never spend a single minute researching.
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Jeezus Christ, she's watching it in FRONT of you? Damn, my mother was more conservative, at least.

    Don't worry, I believe you'll be the most creative. And besides, if you're struggling, you can just ask for a bit o' help from the great elephantom!
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    I have no choice, we all live in the same room.

    Heh, don't worry, I can still write on my own. Thanks for the offer anyway.
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Well, then on with it before I kick your arse!
    I think we need an extra hand. Silent is busy with her maps, I'm busy with work and books, and you're readily too busy to read books to get an understanding of the genre. At this rate, we'll turn into pale squalor!
    What's shaking, sport?
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Something of a blend between high-medieval, pre-renaissance, with a bit of an oriental dash. Story will be a cadre of men, after having created a contract, journeying far to the rumoured site of a treasure, a legendary city. Each have their own reason, and those will be explored chapter-by-chapter.
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Simply, it will be more concentrated on characters than the usual cut-and-dry politics.
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    Eleph... I gotta take the shits right now!

    BUT I LIKE THE STORY IDEA. WILL REPLY LATER.
    What's up, Heis?
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Cccccoooommmmeeee heeeeeettttteeeeee.......

    Seriously, man, if we want to finish this by today, we need to compile notes.
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    And you know what's ticking me off? We're STILL NOT DONE with the Duchies and Estates of Elysium!

    I'm gonna march straight to Nogood and DEMAND the names of her Duchies and Estates for the Capital right now.
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Her and her lazy-arsed bum, can't do nothing right. Well, of you ain't going to do that kwest loug, I'll do it myself.
    Sir Rene Of Peacekeeping has come with a message, you are a good friend, and as of such, I owe you my life.
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    Oh yeah, how's the Hellmaw thing going? Is it still dead?
    Satire
    Satire
    Unfortunately, our Kingdom has come to an end. I am simply a wandering bowman now, in search of a new lord to serve.
    Guys, I've been gone for about two weeks. I might be gone again so I'm taking a peek into this site to check things out. So why haven't I spent time here? Why did I disappear? It's because I feel like I have to spend more time with other things in my life.


    I've got some things to fix in my life. Some things to explore. I've been ignoring a lot of important things in my life and I want to fix that. Maybe I won't be able to fix it though I sure as hell have to try. In the meantime, I've got to take some time off for a while. I'm pretty sure that I'll be back here because I love this place.


    Even though I don't really post regularly in my roleplays, I routinely check the roleplays I'm in. And once in a while I would remember all the fun I had in my roleplays. All the work I put into my posts to make sure it was good. The embarrassment I would feel when I felt that my work wasn't really that good enough. Those frustrations that would build up when I couldn't think of anything to write.


    Ah, good times.


    @Nyctophiliac 


    Hey, Nycto, if... if... I don't continue the roleplay soon will my character die?


    *Gulps*


    @GhastlySquash


    Ghastly, sorry man, gotta get myself some R&R sometime. We'll continue soon!
    Boys vs Girls. It looks like they're at it again. I'm calling all members of the Brotherhood to fight against these chauvinists. We must not let them win. 
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    King of Diversity here. My profile picture is a multiracial gay couple. xD
    astralis
    astralis
    Storms in with a team flag. 
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    Er, I don't really know, but they say they're just fighting to win and not all that chauvinistic crap they're bringing...


    The longer I stayed in the game the more I got to know 'em I guess.
    Math exam tomorrow, wish me luck.


    I've always found it hard to wrap my head around those cursed equations. I struggle to grasp the answers which seem so far yet so near, but when the test is handed back to me I would discover the futility of my efforts in spite of the hardships that I have worked to overcome. I would pray to god, it matters not if the deity in question is Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, or any damn religion. I would pray to them all not only for spiritual salvation but also to save me from the humiliation of failing a math exam.


    If these gods have the power to inspire men to spread their gospels all over the globe, brave through nightmarish persecutions, and sacrifice their entire lives in their name, then surely something as unholy as a math exam does not stand a chance against the might of the gods. Through them, men have achieved the greatest human miracles to ever occur on Earth, they did not need magic, witchcraft, and voodoo to do their dirty work, they only needed their faith and that faith is the true substance that creates miracles.


    (Damn, that was pretty good. Faith is the true substance that creates miracles.)


    Will the gods shield me from the abysmal horrors of mathematics? No, I as a man must not ask favors from the gods, and instead of seeing this math exam as a insurmountable obstacle I should view it as a challenge given to me by the gods. Every torment on this Earth prepares me for the spiritual life ahead of me as a soldier must suffer the rigors of training in order to face the challenges of a military life.


    Maybe I should not ask for miracles, but instead I shall be that miracle. I should not only have faith in the gods but I should also have faith in myself so that I may create a miracle for the gods and myself to see. That I may become a wonder for both the mortal and divine.


    And so concludes this little speech of mine, and I renewed my confidence in myself. The math exam will be held tomorrow and I know not what terrors I may face, but in the meantime I am obliged to study...


    Must... resist... internet... the power is too... strong... aghhh......


    Damn it. Well, you guys get the point. Math is hard and I'm suddenly turning to religion all of a sudden because of it.
    Correction: I'm going to lose my internet at the end of this month. That's still a lot of time to prep things before they sever the connection.
    Attention: Well, it looks like my internet connection is going to be cut off. That was unexpected but I'm sure we'll find another service soon.
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    Correction: I'm going to lose my internet at the end of this month. That's still a lot of time to prep things before they sever the connection.
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