How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Tonstad39]

Committed suicide by falling into a bottomless pit as there hasn’t been a vectorman game in 22 years.

 

[Idea]

Killed eaten by a crocodile chimera after their heart was proven to weigh more than a feather

 

[Windsock]

Drunk driving

 

[Idea]

Stroke on the part of the brain responsible for imagination

 

[Panic]

Spontaneous Human Combustion

 

[Tonstad39]

died at a recycling plant when her doll self was melted down into plastic.

 

[Panic]

Died from breathing in too much sand

 

[h2h0e]

Died from accidentally hitting herself in the face with her bat

 

[Sir Fungus]

Died from being in a dark alley in Detroit

 

[h2h0e]

Died from having their tentacles ripped from their body.

 

[Sir Fungus]

(NO, NOT LARRY, JOE, DAVID, BOB, RANDALL AND AUSTIN!)

Died from lack of oxygen due to being squished by a car

 

[h2h0e]

Died from embarrassment after their clothes were removed for a medical exam

 

[Sir Fungus]

( [insert law and order theme] )
{and now to let the next people post}

 

[Tonstad39]

Sir Fungus was killed by a fisherman only to be consumed in Mexico as Calimari

 

[XanesFox]

Horus wanted revenge, revenge for Osiris’s death by your hands. He wanted a battle for the throne and a battle he got, Horus won, not without losing an eye first. Twas a bloody mess yes it was.

 

[poison goth]

Hit by a burning branch

 

[Tonstad39]

poison goth Died when they were crushed by a pile of garbage as her owner was a compulsive hoarder.

 

[poison goth]

Got hit by a flying computer

 

[Tarmagon]

Technically will never die. Got sucked into a black hole and spaghettified, but time dilation effect means they'll feel it forever.

 

[Tonstad39]

Died of being exorcized... on a treadmill where his fat ass fell off and got impaled on a post.

 

[h2h0e]

Tonstad39 Died of Imitation of Authority Figures

 

[AnimeGenork]

h2h0e died of pursing your lips so much you sucked yourself into a self-made blackhole

 

[Panic]

AnimeGenork Died of bleeding to death because of getting scalped and falling more than 6 flights of stairs, this is because he got his hair stuck on an escalator and just kept falling.

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

Panic died of natural causes

 

[Tonstad39]

. l e m o n c h i l d . was hung drawn and quartered after time travelling adventures backfired.