How Did The Person Above You Die?

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

Tonstad39 was murdered after framing the leader of a cult

 

[AnimeGenork]

AnimeGenork Died of bleeding to death because of getting scalped and falling more than 6 flights of stairs, this is because he got his hair stuck on an escalator and just kept falling.

I do have long hair
This is logical

. l e m o n c h i l d . Someone was jealous of you and decided you weren't allowed to live, so of course you got defenestrated

 

[h2h0e]

AnimeGenork Crucifixion.

 

[Panic]

h2h0e You died of failed flying. Fell about 1000 feet, and hit the ground with a splat

 

[Sir Fungus]

Died for their lack of another eye spotting someone about to shoot them on their left side

 

[Panic]

You died of your own ligaments suffocating you while sleeping

 

[Tonstad39]

Was killed by the triads after refusing to pay protections.

 

[Panic]

Murdered by a girl with an eye patch and a bat lol

 

[Idea]

Fell on a ravinne due to lack of peripheral vision

 

[Tonstad39]

Killed one of their bodies so she could find a better one.

 

[Imperator]

Ate a burrito from 69 BC

 

[Idea]

Killed by 936383 orc arrows

 

[Tonstad39]

Was mauled by an abomidable snowman during an arctic expedition.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Was challenged by all of the other gods and was eventually overpowered

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Shanked by their own horns

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

drank too much alcohol

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Was stabbed to death by their tumblr followers (He was too edgy)

 

[Tonstad39]

Died of attempting a sword swallowing act at the circus.

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

went extinct

 

[Tonstad39]

was killed by a rival gang of clowns.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Got aids and died because guess what



The egyptians didnt know aids was a thing so there

 

[Tonstad39]

Was nobly killed in a sacrifice to to the Horned God.

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

got stuck in a sandstorm

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

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Gangbanged

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

snorted too much cocaine