Would You Rather...

[Axel The Englishman]

Four arms. They could be put to good use.

Would you rather be forced to enter a MMA tournamanet, and you can only leave when you win, or spend 24 hours in a coffin covered in insects

 

[aequitas]

MMA all the way.

Would you rather never be able to read a book for the rest of your life or only read the same mediocre book for the rest of your life?

 

[Hall Kervean]

Never be able to read a book, because the choice of no book or a terrible book is clear. Especially when i have RPN to entertain me!

Would you rather be the hero of the story but lose to the villain, or be the villain of the story, but lose to a sidekick?

 

[aaaah]

Lose to the villain.

Would you rather kill your family or kill 2 puppies?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I'll kill my family, but as part of a theatrical production. That way, they're not actually dead.

Would you rather be thrown into the vacuum of space with no protection, or dropped into a pit of hot hot oil?

 

[;Rain;]

Vacuum of Space


Would you rather Go back in time, or go into the future.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

I'll go back in time...
...to prevent a terrible mistake I made. I can never forgive myself for it. It was pure awful. A moral sin. About as terrible as the Holocaust. If the Earth explodes, this mistake will be the cause of it.

The mistake was posting this post.

Would you rather kill 10 strangers or your parents?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

10 strangers. They could be evil!

Would you rather be blind and have no legs, or be deaf and have no arms?

 

[Kawaranu]

Blind with no legs! I could still play listening games.

Would you rather be a protagonist with horrible luck or an antagonist cannibal that eats every part of the body. Every Part

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Protagonist.

An emotional story of a superhero always having bad luck, but he always pulls through.

Would you rather die by getting hit by multiple pillows or drowning in a pile of feathers?

 

[Kawaranu]

Multiple Pillows

Torture of softness~~~

Would you rather have 10 kids or twins that plot to kill you one day

 

[Axel The Englishman]

10 kids. I already have them. Devious Dilbert The Chronicler Sugary_Paragraphs @TheCandyEmo peachuu DankWaffles welian Phadia @Randomizderp and archur are my children.

Would you rather be stranded on Mars for a year, or stranded at the bottom of the ocean for a year?

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

10 kids. I already have them. Devious Dilbert The Chronicler Sugary_Paragraphs @TheCandyEmo peachuu DankWaffles welian Phadia @Randomizderp and archur are my children.

Would you rather be stranded on Mars for a year, or stranded at the bottom of the ocean for a year?

I'd rather be stranded on mars. The ocean is fucking scarier than space.

 

[Devious Dilbert]

10 kids. I already have them. Devious Dilbert The Chronicler Sugary_Paragraphs @TheCandyEmo peachuu DankWaffles welian Phadia @Randomizderp and archur are my children.

Would you rather be stranded on Mars for a year, or stranded at the bottom of the ocean for a year?

YAY I'M THE FIRST SON (:

Mars.




Would you rather have all your loved ones forget you or you forget all your loved ones?

 

[DankWaffles]

10 kids. I already have them. Devious Dilbert The Chronicler Sugary_Paragraphs @TheCandyEmo peachuu DankWaffles welian Phadia @Randomizderp and archur are my children.

Would you rather be stranded on Mars for a year, or stranded at the bottom of the ocean for a year?

I'd rather be stranded in your pants

 

[peachuu]

10 kids. I already have them. Devious Dilbert The Chronicler Sugary_Paragraphs @TheCandyEmo peachuu DankWaffles welian Phadia @Randomizderp and archur are my children.

Would you rather be stranded on Mars for a year, or stranded at the bottom of the ocean for a year?

i'd rather die off of cupcakes thx.

YAY I'M THE FIRST SON (:

Mars.




Would you rather have all your loved ones forget you or you forget all your loved ones?

me forget my loved ones
less pain imo

would u rather have ice powers or fire powers?

 

[Devious Dilbert]

i'd rather die off of cupcakes thx.

me forget my loved ones
less pain imo

would u rather have ice powers or fire powers?

Ice. Potentially quicker and cleaner deaths.


Would you rather die and give all your possessions to the person most important to you or have them die and you inherit everything that they have?

 

[The Chronicler]

Ice. Potentially quicker and cleaner deaths.


Would you rather die and give all your possessions to the person most important to you or have them die and you inherit everything that they have?

I'd instead kill them and get their shit but if they die faster and I'm not caught, I'll go with them dying.

Would you rather eat shit everyday or drink piss everyday? (These two things can be blended with other foods and is sustainable for life)

 

[Hall Kervean]

Drink pee. There's a less likely chance you'll notice it.

Would you rather kill someone in a slow, gruesome manner or be killed quickly?

 

[lostwanderer]

Kill someone

Stay in a room with a psychopathic killer or stay in a room with a hungry puma.

 

[Idea]

The killer, I´d have better chances and even if I died, it would probably be in a smoother fashion


Would you rather be the protagonist of a harem or of a hentai?

 

[lostwanderer]

Harem.

Die being smothered or die tripping on your own two feet

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tripping.
Smothered would be awful, tripping would probably end quickly.

Have seven kittens/puppies, but have six die, or have six snakes, but only one die?

 

[Idea]

I take the snakes

Being blind or being deaf?

 

[lostwanderer]

Deaf.

No nose or no fingers