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When Trump drives over the Green.
The Humble Saviour of Humanity, Male, from Axel's Kingdom
When you see a poster at Poundland advertising shit for more than a Pound.
When you part of the Grammar Police.
For a mouse.
We are spiralling into a new form of madness.
I got so much energy in my veins I can taste the heart failure.
This can't be Axel. Axel left.
Axel has left the roleplaying to the others. He now resides in the realm of the Statuses.
I must get back to work. I've spent the last twenty minutes in the statuses, sassing the hell out of folks. I need ... I need to go. *wild-eyed*
Jesus, the Grenfell Tower Fire is such a tragedy. A shoutout to the 79.
Politics. Poli... tics... Many... Tics... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
I shall watch over all of you, my little scrubbos.
When you wanna Double Decker but it contains 29 grams of Dentalcide.
Anyone else getting that feeling that the Queen is just gonna somehow outlive us all?
You know, Queen Elizabeth II. Queen of Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Canada?
I kinda hope she does.
weeeeellll she can technicaly kill trump so u suurree??
When you look into the night sky and remember you're seeing the past.
Now I wish I invested in Bitcoins.
When there be dat one RP keeping you about.
Never been in one of those... Just kidding
When you ask the edgy kid to choose a weapon for his D&D guy, but he picks a farm tool.
Nyeh, large two-hand weapons are cool in fantasy settings but bad in realistics settings, like scythes xP
Just keep an arming sword on hand and a trusty mace and everything will be A-OK.
Remember kids: always have respect for the elderly. The guy across the road? Could be a WW2 Vet. The lady over there? Maybe worked with MLK.
Modern society is quite like a mine field, lemme tell ya.
??!?!?!?! You just offended me, people, censor him!!!
It gets triggered a lot.
It's raining blunts.
But.. it's not the fourth of the twentieth yet
I think we all know who the REAL Black Swordsman is.
When people say half's good enough, and I'm like "Is half a brain good enough?"
Half a brain? Ha ha, that's funny. There's a few people I know that have less than half. :P Or at least, they choose to use less than half.
A fat dog is a dog rewarded with Hooman food.
AKA a "good boy"
Aka my min pin.
Like I'm not even joking
Truest words ever spoken.
When you Central but don't like your options.
When I'm playing Dragon's Dogma, I always find it so funny how my character is always about 2 feet taller than everyone.
I need some Oreo cookies in my digestive system.
When you first put the sausages on the grill.
The best way to a girl's heart is through her rib cage, Mortal Kombat style.
Get over here!