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When you're British and all these treasonous heathens are celebrating Thanksgiving.
The Holy Crusader, Male, from The Holy Land
Ave Maria. No one else'll 'ave 'er.
WALL REINFORCING COMPLETE!
Those Black Friday sales offend me.
Burgers. The very symbol of a traitor.
When you see a predator going straight for a baby animal and you just so happen to have a rifle on you.
When you see a predator going straight for Dillon, that son of a bitch, and you just so happen to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
When you see some guy trying to shoot a starving predator trying to find some food and you also have a rifle on you.
When you see some corrosive substance trying to shoot a crusader trying to shoot a predator and you also happen to have a rifle on you.
When EA whips out the franchise-repellent.
Disney whipping them into shape lul
Disney needs to whip ‘em harder.
When you discover a new degree of stupidity every minute of every day.
How to make science interesting: do nothing.
Going from Sherman to Ronson Lighter in the time it takes a Tiger to shoot.
Lest we forget. Don your poppies, lads.
I keep them as my cover photo.
When you see the noobs trying to throw knives.
When modern medicine has made stupidity less fatal.
Deus vult, I shall take Jerusalem!
One step to becoming invincible: Nokia phones.
One does not simply get shot in the toe by a Lee Enfield, and keep the leg.
There’s gently hammering a nail into a wooden board, and then there’s taking a sledgehammer and slamming an iron stake into a toothpick.
Never mess with a statue. Weeping Angels are a prime example of the consequences.
Do not make god weep,f or his servants will seek reckoning and vengeance
When you’re trying to restore the Empire without anyone noticing.
Don't make me go back in time and not have Charles I beheaded
Don’t make me go back in time and take out Christopher Columbus.
Don't make me go back in time and start the tenth crusade.
Men do not cry. They only dilute their beards of unmanliness.
Visited a modern art gallery. Not exactly the best way to spend my life.
To be fair, neither is modern art
Get out your poppies ladies and gents, 'cause November's right around the corner.
DELIGHTFUL CERTAIN TIME OF DAY CITIZEN
Fire does not put out fire. Division does not end division. Hatred does not end hatred.
When the aliens come across our world, they will find a banner. Upon that banner, will be 2 scoops of chocolate and vanilla ice cream in a crispy cone. And the, these aliens will know the true meaning of unity.
Might as well make it a banana split
When you start having deep philosophical thoughts.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
I've got a steady timetable and a stable job, said no student at any point.
Just popping in to say I approve of the profile picture, Deus vult.
Deus Vult, fellow Crusader