May your framerates be high and your temperatures low.

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Corrosion

Corrosion

Wasteland Wanderer, Male, 15, from Commonwealth Wasteland

Corrosion was last seen:
Apr 23, 2017 at 11:15 AM
    1. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      May your framerates be high and your temperatures low.
      1. Devious Dilbert and Kaerri like this.
    2. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Don’t you just hate it when you move an image in Word and the entire text gets realigned, and the Earth’s orbit shifts by three metres?
      1. Kaerri, Devious Dilbert and Fyuri like this.
    3. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      *Switches to Night Life* Suddenly, Sufficient Velocity
    4. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I leave my room for five minutes and now there's a swarm of flying termites attacking my light.
      1. Windsock
        Windsock
        They're just happy to see you!
        Apr 21, 2017 at 7:43 AM
      2. C.DEX
        C.DEX
        burn it all down
        Apr 21, 2017 at 9:38 AM
      3. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        I set fire to my washroom the last time I tried.
        Apr 21, 2017 at 9:40 AM
    5. Corrosion
      Corrosion
    6. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Teacher: "Sing me your favourite song." Me: "Ok." *Clears throat* "SOJUZ NJERUSHIMYY RJESPUBLIK SVOBODNJKH SPLOTILA NAVJEKI VJELIKAJA RUS'"
      1. Hannah Lou and Donder172 like this.
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      3. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        Where are you from, anyway?
        Apr 20, 2017 at 9:47 AM
      4. Thepotatogod
        Thepotatogod
        The Philippines.
        Apr 21, 2017 at 3:45 AM
      5. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        Neat. Singapore.
        Apr 21, 2017 at 4:44 AM
    7. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Shouldn't have come here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Now you will be WUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRMMMM FEEEEEEWWWWWWDDDDDD.
      1. Windsock
        Windsock
        AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI I VE DAMKE
        Apr 19, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      2. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        GET OUT OF HERE, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
        Apr 19, 2017 at 10:32 AM
      3. Axel The Englishman
        Axel The Englishman
        Here in Soviet Russia, government pay you tax.
        Apr 19, 2017 at 11:36 AM
    8. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I am so bad at staying gone.
      1. Windsock likes this.
      2. Windsock
        Windsock
        You'd make a great mid-level, forgettable super-villain.
        Apr 19, 2017 at 5:37 AM
      3. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        AT LAST! AFTER MY THOUSAND-YEAR SLUMBER, I HAVE RETURNED! *evil laugh*
        Apr 19, 2017 at 5:38 AM
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    9. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Well, this is pretty much it. The last status I'll post before I leave. That's it. I'm leaving this site, probably for good. It's been a fun trip, but this will be my official departure. Until then, seeya. 
    10. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I sexually identify as a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank. Ever since I was young, I had always dreamt of pushing my MTU MB 873 Ka-501 liquid-cooled V12 twin-turbo diesel engine to the max as I drove over foreign battlefields at 72 km/h firing my 120 mm Rheinmetall L55 smoothbore gun at disgusting foreigners. You guys can insult me all you want, but it isn’t getting past my 3rd generation composite armour; including high-hardness steel, tungsten and plastic filler with ceramic component. Just let it be known that my torsion bar suspension will keep me steady, and my 550 km operational range will keep me on the lookout for offenders.

      Thank you for being so understanding
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      2. Axel The Englishman
        Axel The Englishman
        Here comes the Challenger 2


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        Jan 23, 2017
    11. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Did you know that blue paint is made from paint that is dyed blue?
    12. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Friends: "So, how has your 2017 been so far?"


      Me: *Silently contemplating the most painless suicide method* "I'm fine."
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      2. Rock And Roll Boy
        Rock And Roll Boy
        *Hands you a present*
        Jan 5, 2017
    13. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Okay, I won't be leaving. Yet. I've stopped creating RPs, but I'll probably be active in at least one RP.
      1. Thepotatogod
        Thepotatogod
        :D  
        Dec 16, 2016
    14. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I think I'm leaving for good. This site isn't what it used to be, to be honest. I'll probably stick around for a while longer, but until then, this is probably goodbye.
      1. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        Well, hello and goodbye, I guess.
        Dec 13, 2016
    15. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Stellaris is now officially my favourite game. I just created an empire of space communists who come from their frozen tundra home planet of Mother Russia in the Rush B System.
    16. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Note to self: forgetting to properly arrange the stages in KSP is a crucial mistake.  
    17. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I'm back, guys! I'm interested in roleplaying again! Whoo hoo for me, right?


      See? Nobody cares.
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    18. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I'M FREEEEEEE-EE, FREE FALLIN.
      1. 1 person likes this.
    19. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      Quote of the day: 'Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.' 


               - Jeremy Clarkson
      1. 2 people like this.
      2. Rock And Roll Boy
        Rock And Roll Boy
        A bit ironic, since he's driven fast cars.
        Oct 9, 2016
    20. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I think I hallucinated just now. I swear I saw a tiny A-10 Thunderbolt II flying around in my room. I'm not making this up. I think it was something I ate.
      1. Onyx Energy
        Onyx Energy
        I hallucinate daily, hourly, sometimes every minute. I imagine it's actually fairly common yet I don't know for certain. Sometimes it scares me other times it's kinda pretty (when you see flowers or something graphic). Seeing blue dots though is a sign something is weird in the brain. What I see though can vary to something I'm actively focusing on to something I thought about an hour ago that resurfaces in the subconscious. 


        Some might call it 'Visualization' yet that's different in my opinion. Does it suck sometimes? Yeah... Sad stuff pops up. I probably sound equally crazy if not crazier than a tiny plane. Must be thinking of warthunder or world of Planes warplanes?
        Oct 8, 2016
      2. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        Thanks for the info. This happens to me fairly often, but it's mostly auditory and olfactory hallucinations, but not visual. I mean, I sometimes hear voices calling my name, and things touching me. Very rarely I see things in the corner of my eye, but never as serious as this. I have a model A-10 in my room, and I just saw it take off for a second. When I blinked, it was back. I've been feeling somewhat lightheaded for most of the day, too, with diarrhoea.  
        Oct 8, 2016
    21. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      My grandfather just told me that my generation relies too much on technology, so I unplugged his life support.
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      2. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        I like turtles. 
        Oct 2, 2016
      3. Rock And Roll Boy
        Rock And Roll Boy
        Okay, that was funny. 
        Oct 2, 2016
      4. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        Shhh. This is all just a dream. You're sleeping. But soon, it'll be time to wake up. You'll see what the world is like outside dreamland. This is your wake up call, for nightmares are coming very, very soon. 
        Oct 2, 2016
    22. Verdana
      Verdana
      I would like to join your "The Bow and the Gun" roleplay. Will you give me permission to join?


      (I like asking before requesting to join)
      1. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        I don't know. It isn't a very good RP, and I'm thinking of cancelling it.
        Oct 1, 2016
      2. Verdana
        Verdana
        Oct 1, 2016
    23. Corrosion
      Corrosion
    24. Corrosion
      Corrosion
    25. Corrosion
      Corrosion
      I sexually identify as a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank. Ever since I was young, I've always dreamt of blasting disgusting foreigners apart with my Rheinmetall 120 mm gun. People say that it's impossible, but I don't care. I'm having a plastic surgeon install spaced multilayer armour and a


      MTU MB 873 Ka-501 liquid-cooled V-12 Twin-turbo diesel engine. From now on, you can call me 'Leopard'.
      1. 1 person likes this.
      2. Corrosion
        Corrosion
        Fucking tankophobe.
        Sep 28, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      3. Khadame
        Khadame
        Sep 28, 2016
      4. Randomizderp
        Randomizderp
        I sexually identify as-


        Who are you people?! No, I must finish the sentence!


        *gets kidnapped*
        Sep 28, 2016
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 9, 2001 (Age: 15)
    Location:
    Commonwealth Wasteland
    Occupation:
    Minutemen General

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