So Kerbal Space Program got announced yesterday. I'm ready to suffer another hundred rapid unscheduled disassemblies to get my first rocket into orbit again.
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Mojang: We cancelled the Minecraft Super Duper Graphics Pack due to technical limitations.
Also Mojang: Lololol here's Minecraft with ray tracing.
Why is it that when someone donates a kidney, they're called a hero, but when I donate five, I get arrested?
If Elon Musk ever got into a scandal, would it be called Elongate?
One day you will unknowingly place your last Minecraft block.
Audience: I'm really liking this character. Hope we get more of him.
Writer: loads gun
Some people are vegetarians not because they love animals, but because they hate plants.
Kingdom Hearts: No game has a more complicated storyline than me!
Call of Duty Zombies: Allow me to introduce myself.
Guy: breathes
Anime girl: I'M PREGNANT!
When you put zero effort into a subject you hate and still manage to get an A.
Gary! Gill!
...SOMETHING WITH A G!
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing.
My brain:
When you realise that most of the Minecraft kids back then are now teenagers returning to the game to relive the glory days.
Me too.
Waffles are pancakes with abs.
Me: Swallows tablet without water
Everyone else at the Samsung store:
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting." So we stopped playing chess.
When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, nobody says I'm fantastic.
Did you that the Jedi were originally known as Force Kin? I wonder why they rolled it back.
Protagonist takes missile to the face: perfectly fine
Random bad guy gets shot in pinkie toe: dies instantly
I saw a book titled How to Solve 50% of Your Problems today. It seemed like a good idea, so I bought two of them.
I broke my wrist today. But on the other hand, I'm fine.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that Destiny 2 has one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard in my life.
Playing a sequel without playing the first game is like waking up with a hangover without remembering anything about the night before.
So I just installed Dark Souls 3. All I can say is: fuck this game.
No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder. -
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