Corrosion

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  Corrosion

• Jun 25, 2020

Lmao I forgot that last Sunday was my fifth year on this site.

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  Corrosion

• Jun 22, 2020

How can you face your problems if your problem is your face?

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  Corrosion

• Jun 21, 2020

I am terrified of elevators so I am taking steps to avoid them.

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  Corrosion

• Jun 4, 2020

I have a fear of fences. I just can't get over it

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  HowlingWoods

• May 21, 2020

*Stalks profile very loudly*

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  RandomBlobMan

• May 16, 2020

*traumatized Warlock noises*

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  Corrosion

• May 13, 2020

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

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  Corrosion

• Apr 20, 2020

Today is the birthday of the hero who killed Hitler.

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  Corrosion

• Apr 16, 2020

With great power comes great electricity bill.

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  RandomBlobMan

• Feb 20, 2020

HeLlO tHeRe

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  Yamperzzz

• Feb 18, 2020

My character on PR who's a video game boss: (Nervous Sweating)

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  Corrosion

• Feb 12, 2020

Me: Ah, finished all my work for today. Now time to play some games before I go to be—
40GB update: no.

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  Corrosion

• Feb 7, 2020

A small man admitted himself to rehab with a gambling addiction.

It's okay now. He's a little better.

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  Corrosion

• Jan 30, 2020

The fact that it's been 6969 days since the start of the 21st century makes life worth living.

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  Corrosion

• Jan 27, 2020

So Bungie is selling an official Destiny cooking book. I am so buying it so I can make some spicy ramen in real life.

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  Corrosion

• Jan 25, 2020

For those of you who celebrate it (including me), happy Chinese New Year! And may you receive tons of those sweet, sweet red packets.

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  Corrosion

• Jan 9, 2020

When you use 'henceforth' in an essay: smorts

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  Corrosion

• Jan 7, 2020

"How can people sit around and just watch someone play this?"
— My dad on me watching a Let's Play on my laptop, while watching football on TV

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  Corrosion

• Jan 6, 2020

Day 7 of 2019:
Still writing 2019 when I should be writing 2020

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  RandomBlobMan

• Jan 2, 2020

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  Corrosion

• Jan 2, 2020

I'll never understand people who don't shower at least once a day.

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  Corrosion

• Dec 31, 2019

It's a new year and a whole new decade, people. Let's just hope we'll survive to the next.

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  Corrosion

• Dec 26, 2019

Most people seeing the annular eclipse yesterday: OMG so cool! The sun is a ring!
Me: Plin plin P L O N

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  Corrosion

• Dec 26, 2019

My favourite way to troll people: when someone asks for the WiFi password, I say, "password with a capital P."

As in, 'passwordwithacapitalp'.

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  Corrosion

• Dec 24, 2019

Little Timmy has no arms. What did he get for Christmas? Gloves.

Just kidding. He still hasn't opened his present yet.

Merry Christmas, guys.