Corrosion

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the man who cut off his left arm and leg? He used a saw. It was really disturbing.

Having sex while camping is fucking in tents.

Say, do you actually roleplay? Just judging by your humor, i think you'd make a great Phantom (Main evil guy) for the Colosseum roleplay i have up

Why did the little pig squeal? He was going through the blades at the slaughterhouse.

Some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off, it’s a much better day.

Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't change anything.

My lord of puns.

What's the best part of a terrorist joke? The execution.

If an illegal immigrant fights a pedophile, wouldn't it be called Alien vs Predator?

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

What many people don't seem to understand is that dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.

At first, I didn't know why everyone was talking about a plane and the World Trade Center. Then it hit me.

Why doesn't NASA have any competitors? Because they destroyed their last Challenger.

The key to any good joke is delivery. Except for abortion jokes, which have no delivery.

Menstruation jokes are the lowest form of humour, period.

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

Some of my fruits went bad. They were past their expearation date.

A drug dealer gave me some shoes. I don't know what he laced them with, because I've been tripping all day.

I'm friends with twenty-five letters of the alphabet, but I just don't know Y.

I was attacked by a bear yesterday. The pain was unbearable.

While I do love bad chemistry puns, I only make them periodically, and even then, I don't get much of a reaction anyway.

Did you know? Most people can jump higher than houses because houses can't jump.

I heard a Korean guy died in a tragic accident. He was So Yung.