Corrosion

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• Saturday at 7:49 AM

Sleeping is easy. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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• Oct 4, 2019

When you go to bed with 206 bones and wake up with 207.

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• Oct 2, 2019

Tfw the battle music starts playing and your follower runs off with his weapon out screaming a battle cry but you can't spot any enemies.

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• Oct 1, 2019

Destiny 2: Shadowkeep just launched, boys! It's time to un-haunt the Moon.

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• Sep 29, 2019

When you wish upon a star, that star is actually dead. Just like your dreams.

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• Sep 27, 2019

Me: "Riven is cute."
League of Legends players: "Yeah she is."
Destiny players: "Dude what the fuck."

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• Sep 25, 2019

Checklist to make pasta sauce:

Garlic? Minced.
Onion? Diced.
Tomato? Crushed.
Basil? Chopped.
Pepper? Ground.
Hotel? Trivago.

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• Sep 25, 2019

So... I just watched the ending cutscene to the entire CoD Zombies storyline, and I have just one question in mind:

What the hell just happened

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• Sep 24, 2019

I want to make a knife pun, but I don't think I'm sharp enough.

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• Sep 21, 2019

Did you know what Cardi B has a cousin who is a fitness instructor? Her name is Cardi O.

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• Sep 20, 2019

Wtf the Area 51 Raid is actually happening???

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• Sep 19, 2019

Beginning of game: "Hmm, you can't buy these potions, might as well start saving them."

Ends game with 857 potions in inventory

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• Sep 14, 2019

Terminator in MK11, Sans in Smash, and Kat and Emile in Gears 5. What next? Captain Price in Halo Infinite?

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• Sep 12, 2019

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

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• Sep 10, 2019

"Hey, I'm gonna go eat dinner."

"Ok."

Last online 5 years ago

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• Sep 8, 2019

Ubisoft is the guy who says he'll do better next time and actually does.

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• Sep 7, 2019

Working out is skill grinding in real life.

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• Sep 5, 2019

The secret to living a long life is: don't die.

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• Aug 28, 2019

Fun fact: if you are allergic to pollen, that means that you are allergic to plant jizz.

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• Aug 27, 2019

Scientists have proven that 50% of the people on Earth make up half of the world’s population.

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• Aug 23, 2019

So Kerbal Space Program 2 got announced yesterday. I'm ready to suffer another hundred rapid unscheduled disassemblies to get my first rocket into orbit again.

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• Aug 21, 2019

Mojang: We cancelled the Minecraft Super Duper Graphics Pack due to technical limitations.
Also Mojang: Lololol here's Minecraft with ray tracing.

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• Aug 19, 2019

Why is it that when someone donates a kidney, they're called a hero, but when I donate five, I get arrested?

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• Aug 17, 2019

If Elon Musk ever got into a scandal, would it be called Elongate?

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• Aug 16, 2019

One day you will unknowingly place your last Minecraft block.