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RIP Stan Lee. Let us all press F to pay respects, but from here on now... we press W. W to move forwards.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY
It's my birthday today. That means I'm one year closer to the sweet release of death.
One of the most heartbreaking things is probably seeing an article on Wikipedia about a recently deceased person or destroyed object/location go from present to past tense.
You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
'If you fall, I'll be there.' - The Ground
If you have artistic talent, don't join the military. You'll only draw enemy fire.
Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
If you eat meat from a brain-dead cow you are technically eating a vegetable.
If you have more than one X in your username, I'll automatically assume that you're an asshole.
A man was recently arrested for stealing a calendar. He got twelve months.
i was sat at home looking at memes on internets when see news. "telltale is close" "no"
COOOOOOOOOUNTRY ROOOOOOOAAADDS, TAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOME
When you have 161 games on Steam but still have nothing to play.
Three years on this site today. That was fast.
Hello! I'm the writer/artist who wrote the request that you posted a word in. I just want to say you, Sir or Ma'am, are funny in the best way possible. XD I had to look up the word to know what that means...and I was grossed out while laughing in joy. Thank you for brightening my night and surprising me (bonus! I get to learn a new word too.)
Note to self: it's a bad idea to refer to something as 'cancer' when in the presence of an actual cancer survivor.
You drop the Soap, pay the Price.
Remember, no pomegranates.
"I should go."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Stephen Hawking's fucking dead, mates
I am fortifying this position.
When you think about it, all ghosts are in spectator mode.
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