Corrosion
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Decided to reinstall XCOM 2 today. I forgot how angry this game made me.
When someone asks me how I can eat animals, I always say, "Perfectly seasoned, preferably grilled."
A blind man walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair.
Fun fact: There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky.
If the universe had a dollar for every year it's existed, it wouldn't even be in the top 100 of the world's richest people.
Water is the only beverage that doesn't have a definite taste.
Actors who die on-screen are the only people who make a living by dying.
RIP Opportunity. You have served us well on Mars. F.
"Napalm sticks to kids" is not a motivational phrase.
Day 16 of the new year. Still writing 2018 when I meant 2019.
Using Nexus for mods is so much better than the Workshop. Wish I'd realised that earlier.
My new year's resolution is to stop writing 2018 when I meant 2019.
Well, it's the last day of the year. Been a hell of a trip, right guys?
A person dressed as Santa was found murdered today. It was ho-ho-homicide. Merry Christmas, guys!
RIP Stan Lee. Let us all press F to pay respects, but from here on now... we press W. W to move forwards. 
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It's my birthday today. That means I'm one year closer to the sweet release of death.
One of the most heartbreaking things is probably seeing an article on Wikipedia about a recently deceased person or destroyed object/location go from present to past tense.
You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
'If you fall, I'll be there.' - The Ground
If you have artistic talent, don't join the military. You'll only draw enemy fire.
Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
If you eat meat from a brain-dead cow you are technically eating a vegetable.
If you have more than one X in your username, I'll automatically assume that you're an asshole.
A man was recently arrested for stealing a calendar. He got twelve months. -
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