The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Kazami42]

The twenty suddenly adds -19 and the stereotypical wah wah losing noise plays overhead.

I do nothing but roll a 1

 

[JackKetch]

...I mean you rolled a 1. What else would happen?

You try to type in a post about how you tried to roll a 1, but you got a 1.

 

[Kazami42]

The post starts demonic and echoey rickrolling. The post simply says "dethklok" and everyone explodes into candy.

I attempt to scream but rolled a 1

 

[JackKetch]

You try to watch a youtube video, but you got a 1.

 

[Kazami42]

*error 404* and backing out shows YouTube taken down.

I try to fix a YouTube server but rolled a 1.

 

[2Bornot2B]

you 'fix' the YouTube server and 'accidently' demonetize everyone on the platform. Real smooth.

I try to take a shower

 

[Superfly47]

When you turn the shower on, tiny snakes comes out of the shower faucet instead of water.

I try to calculate 2+2

 

[Kazami42]

[Prematurely posted and the internet decided to fuck off on me for a bit on the last post.]

You get 8 x 4 instead.

I try to play with a garden snake as an imperial guardsman but roll a 1.

 

[ParadoxiiNight]

Instead, you accidentally kill the prince's snake and become a slave.

I try to buy some butter chicken and rice but I roll a 1.

 

[HelloHoneyBee]

You seem to have bought a whole rice farm and brought home with a live chicken and cow instead...

I wanted to sing a song but I rolled a 1.

 

[ParadoxiiNight]

Instead, you choke on air and then devolve into cough-laughing fit.

I want to go on holidays to Canada and see the snow, but I rolled a 1.

 

[Idea]

Global warming suddenly triples, causing the entirety of Canada to sink into the Ocean, and your plane ends up making an emergency landing that somehow ends up in a desert.

I want to properly teach english, but roll a 1.

 

[Ace Cream]

All your students turned out to be gorillas. Good luck!

I want to blink, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Your eyes pop out and you are now blind.

I try to play Legend of Zelda but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

Someone put crazy glue on the controllers and your hands are stuck. So you can play, you just can't stop.

I try to dig a hole to China but roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You dug into lava.

Way to go dumbnuts

I roll a 1 in an attempt to date my Avatar

 

[ParadoxiiNight]

Instead, your avatar decides that you are in the way of dating their one truly love and puts you in hospital.

I try to fly but I roll a one.

 

[proiettile]

Instead of flying, you attempt to burrow yourself into the ground and meet a bullette.

I attempt to de-rail a campaign, but I roll a NAT 1.

 

[ParadoxiiNight]

Instead, you end up being fool by the GM and feel like a terrible person.

I try to drink tea and cookies when I get home, but I roll a one.

 

[proiettile]

You have a wine glass of chunky milk and the cookies are just bread crust.

I attempt to summon a nature god, but I rolled a 1.

 

[ParadoxiiNight]

Unfortunately, you summon an evil demigod who wants to enslave you and the rest of humanity and overthrow all the other gods. Congratulations on creating 2020's nth global/international emergency! (lol)

I attempt to leave and live out the rest of my life as a goat in Nepal, but I role a one.

 

[proiettile]

You get kidnapped for being mistaken as a goat, and are put in goat slavery. Karma.

I attempt to befriend said evil demigod but I rolled a NAT 1.

 

[ParadoxiiNight]

The demigod makes you his first slave and you end up on laundry duty.

I try to enjoy the rainy weather, but I roll a one.

 

[Yamperzzz]

The rainstorm turns into a terrible hurricane and blows you away.

I try to avoid getting spoilers for a newly released episode of a show, but I roll a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

Instead you enter a time machine and go back to when the episode is being recorded.

I want to be a frog but roll the one.