Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Be an unappreciated, underpaid monster hunter that everyone wants to dump their problems on and then complain it was done incorrectly.


-The Witcher Franchise
 
SCOPE SOME SWEET SWEET HUNKS AND SOME ULTRA SICK MOVES EVEN IN SPACE THAT'S RIGHT GUYS SPACE


Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2


i couldn't make it sound bad if i tried
 
Play as characters who read the title page of a book about an impending societal problem and want to help change the world. Spend most of the game stumbling back and forth between hallways speaking in tongues right to your grave. The only character to succeed is the one who reads the whole book. But you don't have to take my word for it.


-Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
 
Control neatly placed blocks of tiny cardboard cutouts and then right-click on other blocks of cardboard cutouts to make them fight eachother. Oh, and there's a campaign mode too.


- Rome Total War
 
Slice men that are built like washing machines with legs in half with chainsaw guns in a generic jingoistic story about underground monsters (that also look a lot like men that are built like washing machines with legs, but with the added twist of bigger dudes that don't look like humans) that are actually running from even more monstrous monsters caused by...pollution? Talk about taking real life to the worst case scenario.


- Gears of War
 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.


- League of Legends
 
Destroy other gangs in this GTA parody gone wild! As the series develops, it makes less and and less sense! Who knew that in just seven (7!) years of development, your lowly little gang could go from the streets into space! Yes, the NASA space!


And, for you fans of tragedy, don't forget that at least one important POC dies in each game!


- Saints Row series
 
Eat every single enemy whole or spit them out at other adversaries. ~Every main Kirby game ever.
 
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Pop out carefully eugenics-ized children and make them fight.


Fire Emblem Awakening or Fates


You're dead. Fix it.


The World Ends With You.


The judicial process, now with homoerotic tension!


Ace Attorney
 
Become the minion of a really annoying robot and shoot your way through an entire planet of hostile creatures in search of a man far more handsome than you.


Borderlands 2
 
Get born, Mom dies.(Timeskip 10 years) Have birthday, get presents of glowing arm watch (meaning you have to work for the rest of your life), a sweetroll, and a hat. (Timeskip 6 years) Take a test. (Timeskip 3 years) Dad leaves to make a water filter and everyone wants to kill you though you know nothing about it. Forced to leave home and go to the wasteland and play where's waldo to find dad, or go on a bunch of fetch quests.


(Fallout 3)
 
You are very suicidal. You try to kill yourself but an old lady tells you you can't. She then makes you murder people who murder other people. Oh yeah, and you're also a crazy cat lady.


-The Cat Lady


(@Khadame Have fun having an angry mob at your house xp)
 
Technic said:
(@Khadame Have fun having an angry mob at your house xp)
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What did I do again? I already had one last week! :(


Yes. Running away from super mutated beings that you can't beat until the final 10 minutes of the game. My favourite.


- Metroid: Fusion
 
Khadame said:
What did I do again? I already had one last week! :(
Yes. Running away from super mutated beings that you can't beat until the final 10 minutes of the game. My favourite.


- Metroid: Fusion
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That thing that you said about LOL. (I don't like the game either.)
 
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Technic said:
That thing that you said about LOL. (I don't like the game either.)
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(I love LoL, but it did give me at least 3 types of cancer. But I fully enjoy the cancer.)
 
You run away from home with an oversized key, beating anything that pops out of the shadows and whatever else decides to appear out of nowhere. While going across dimensions and universes to save the day and indirectly activate a sequence of events where a castle is formed from how many creatures you kill. Spanning across quite a few games in which different characters and their pretty depressing stories are explained.


Kingdom Hearts series.
 
You're being forced to clean up and fix various problems on a whole entire island and several smaller surrounding islands as punishment for a crime you didn't commit all while the princess you were protecting gets kidnapped by a talking turtle who thinks the human princess is his mother.


- Mario Sunshine
 
A game where you strum on plastic instruments that are easily breakable and the leaderboards are topped by nerds who have no life. You can break your drumset within a year of using it and with vocals you can say any word as long as it's in a certan pitch to win


Rock Band (Or guitar hero) franchise. Literally one of my most favorite games
 
Mordecai said:
You should probably just keep shooting.
-Borderlands
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This made me laugh much harder than it should have.


Give me a bit and I'll do 12 of the 14 main entry Final Fantasy games (not including 11 and 14 as they are online ones I haven't even looked at)
 
You're a prophesied dragonslayer, wearing legendary armour with weapons to match, and you have a small army of followers with you. Then you took an arrow in the knee and gave up on everything.
 
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