Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[LocoMetal]

Possible spoilers alert.

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Real simple. Pick one of your favourite games and summarize it to make it sound like shit. Then post the game below you brief summery.

S'pose I'll start.

A foreigner walks into town and kills a bunch of locals, kills a few beasts. Then fights a space squid, wins and turns into a slug.

- Bloodborne.​

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[Ramirez]

Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge.


- Catherine


(Anyone who has played that game completely understands that.)

 

[Epax]

[QUOTE="Organic Mechanic]

Possible spoilers alert.

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Real simple. Pick one of your favourite games and summarize it to make it sound like shit. Then post the game below you brief summery.

S'pose I'll start.

A foreigner walks into town and kills a bunch of locals, kills a few beasts. Then fights a space squid, wins and turns into a slug.

- Bloodborne.

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A guy gets framed. He escapes the prison he is put in. Then going on a killing spree. Including the Lord of his continent. The Lord's girlfriend. He kidnaps the royal physicist. he gets some powers from a god to help with his killings and he steals stuff using his powers


Dishonored. High chaos play through

 

[Ramirez]

You get arrested when you go on vacation and you're forced to do public service to a bunch of people who support a clearly corrupt judicial system ran by people who are colorblind.


- Super Mario Sunshine

 

[Dusky]

Repeatedly click things in order to remove them, repeatedly click other things in order to grow them.


Stardew Valley.


(@Ramirez is my new favorite for having played Catherine.)

 

[Ramirez]

You get beat up. Forced to join a petty street gang. Proceed to getting beat up again by your own gang. Get shot at by other gangs. Get blown up on a yacht and die.


- Saints Row 1


(@Anomaly Thank you, I am a sucker for strange Japanese games.)

 

[ChoShadow]

You wake up to an annoying voice (one that stays with you FOREVER), are forced to go on a long journey (longer than necessary) to dispel evil, take up the sacred sword, kill generic villains, murder generic mobs, waste a few items needlessly because you're crap with controls and get good enough fast enough to overestimate your skills, save a few ungrateful towns, a ranch, and a girl who the final cutscene doesn't do what you know she should do.


- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 

[LegoLad659]

You have three (In-game) days to save a doomed town from being destroyed by an insane masked kid via the moon. Not counting sidequests, the story is incredibly short and not very deep or original at all. If you complete all the sidequests in the game and give all the crap you got from them away to some random kids, you gain the power to make any boss fight laughably easy and not fun in the slightest. Then afterwards you just leave and are never heard from again for the rest of time.


- The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

 

[Lunaria Silver]

You kill your lover/innocent people. You follow an old radical to overthrow the government. You become the monarch and kill your father figure because the blind lady told you to.


-Fable 3

 

[Rantos]

Imagine Game of Thrones but with less sex, compelling story and only slightly less death.


- Fire Emblem (any)

 

[IG42]

Weaponized defaecation.


Okami

 

[Creek]

You have to fight your way through a castle that was sealed inside of a solar eclipse (video game logic...) to defeat a villain who turns out not to be the true villain. Plot twist: you are! Then you fight your destiny with the power of friendship.


- Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

 

[Ramirez]

A bunch of random kids get stuck in a school and are forced to kill each other, and every character you think you liked will get brutally murdered, no exceptions.


- Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

 

[adrian_]

The book was better.


Metro 2033

 

[Probored]

Less than stellar graphics, a plot that locks you out of storylines if you make the wrong choice and an overabuse of comic sans.


-Undertale

 

[LocoMetal]

Space Nazis try to kill you because revenge quest when in reality they're the good guys the whole time. You kill them anyway because Nazism and false morals.


-Killzone

 

[YukkiRose]

Boat Simulator


-Wind Waker

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Someone turned off the light and now you have to kill them.


-Destiny

 

[Trombone Geek]

Prisoner who becomes a legendary savior instead of taking revenge on the people who tried to execute them. Said savior also befriends evil gods, becomes their champion, and no one bats an eye. Also, fail boss dies by freeing the prisoner at the beginning of the game. Skyrim.

 

[Lunaria Silver]

Prisoner in the Imperial Prison happens to be in the cell which has an escape tunnel for the Emperor. The Emperor leaves, conveniently leaving the gate open for the prisoner. Prisoner escapes, conveniently finds a bow, sword, and several arrows. Kills rats and cultists. Watches the emperor die without batting an eye. Finds Emperor's Bastard Son, helps said son ascend to the throne, crosses into oblivion/hell to close portals, lets a giant portal open outside of Bruma, let's Bastard Son walk into danger, watches as Bastard son turns into dragon. Becomes Champion. Also leader of thieves and assassins.


-Elder Scrolls IV, Oblivion

 

[Khadame]

Literally anything else is more exciting than the main quest.


- Skyrim


Get stuck in the second half of the game because you didn't see a white wall in some obscure corner.


- Portal 2

 

[Assailant]

A guys escorts a whiny little girl through a bunch of places whilst fighting people who look like they have vaginas for heads. He gets angry at fireflies, then shoots up a hospital


-The Last Of Us

 

[Ramirez]

And his name is JOHN CENA!


-WWE 2k16 MyCareer Mode


(Yes I have been playing a wrestling game, do I care nope it's freaking amazing)

 

[Cavil]

"Like Skyrim with guns. -IGN"


(Fallout)

 

[Assailant]

Fall through a hole and battle with nice people and puns.


-Undertale