Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Teddy bear forces high school students to kill each other.


- Danganronpa


Murder school takes a vacation.


- Danganronpa 2
 
[QUOTE="Fallen from Heaven]Teddy bear forces high school students to kill each other.
- Danganronpa


Murder school takes a vacation.


- Danganronpa 2

[/QUOTE]
*whispers* I love that game.
 
[QUOTE="Fallen from Heaven]Teddy bear forces high school students to kill each other.
- Danganronpa


Murder school takes a vacation.


- Danganronpa 2

[/QUOTE]
Everyone's a stereotype


-Danganronpa


Everyone's a stereotype, the sequels.


-Danganronpa 2
 
Game Chosen: Golden Sun Dark Dawn


Summery:


You play as the children from the previous game's epic main characters, one of your friends decides to be a troll land break a "super advanced hang glider" your parents have been working on to fly over a volcano to visit their old home, and our sent out on an epic quest to fix the glider! Which means, of course, getting a giant feather! You somehow travel through the entire world and uncover a plot to destroy the world, stop it, and then return home (with the feather) to a giant black hole-ish item over the mountain from the beginning of the game. Then the game ends on the worst cliff hanger ever.


"...The End?"


It has been 6 years
 
I know it's not a favorite game, but it was just too good I had to share it.


--> - Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
 
Why you shouldn't stay in an art gallery after dark


- Ib


Every horror movie ever (now with added mermaids)


- Mermaid Swamp


Murder school: elementary edition


- Corpse Party


Witch tries to escape her own house


- The Witch's House


Purgatory: the game


- Blank Dream


Lawyering (now with added yelling)


- Phoenix Wright


Lawyering (now with added chords of steel)


- Apollo Justice


Ghost gets revenge on people for being completely horrible to her entire life. Also, main character is half demon and it's never explained why....


- Misao


Chainsaw simulator (and extreme family problems)


- Mad Father
 
A man flies around looking like a bat and fights the same clown over and over again.


-The Arkham Series


Honestly this just makes the entire Batman franchise sound like crap since that really is all it is every time...
 
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You search for your kidnapped son in a post-apocalyptic Boston, and spend the rest of the game looking for duct tape and screws to build houses for everyone.
 
Minecraft: For when getting up and building with Legos is to exhausting.


Be a hardcore operative. Lose bag in first mission. Spend almost entire first mission trying to figure out the goddamn aiming mechanic. Get peptalk from apparent macho lady who becomes a Commie. Fail mission. Do follow-up mission with too much good planning that should've been used in the first one. Get objective. Lose objective. New objective to make your day harder. Finish object. Confront traitor. Learn traitor is good. Need to kill traitor and get hit in the feels. Wait 30 minutes for kinky Scene to discover your partner was traitor. Cry a lot. Easter Egg at credit end summarizes everything. No actual climatic end.


-Metal Gear Solid 3
 
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You're a psychopath that has a thing for caves/dungeons and will not leave until you kill everyone in said cave/dungeon. After doing it for the 100th time, you'll have Master Chief armed with magic helping you purify said caves.

-Skyrim
 
Pokemon is just technically animal abuse! you take wild animals and stuff them into tiny containers before forcing them to fight against their will!Also when you have defeated wild pokemon you just leave them there to die because with out medical help they are doomed!In this game the whole point is to force these animals to defeat each other until they can't fight anymore. In pokemon blue and red you actually KILL one of garys pokemon!


Oh great now i'm starting to hate pokemon :(
 
You break stuff, then kills stuff, then build stuff, then kill more stuff, then get money and buy people and kill more stuff and then build a whole lot. Every lego game
 
Game: Dishonored

Wake up with mystical powers and kill hundreds of men just doing their job for one little girl. Then you are drugged and she is kidnapped (again) by your "allies". These allies did absolutely nothing other than give you a ugly mask (Which you had to help make) and some old guy drive you around in his tiny boat. After you save the girl again it's the end and the game makes you feel shit for killing people. So basically its like South Park: The Stick of Truth except everyone is trying to get their (very large) hands on this poor girl instead of a stick.
Oh crap didn't realize @Epax already did this oops.
 
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The opening cinematic lies to you. You're not even naming the protagonist! The plotline consists of a child of ambiguous gender and age, most likely attempting suicide, and either befriends or kills everything it sees. The worst part? It has a huge, mostly cancerous following. Even worse, you get to kill the comic relief character, and he doesn't even judge you that heavily. Case in point: sparing all the vulkins. Only the vulkins. "Heh! You can't even be evil right! Get outta my church!"


This is, of course, the smash hit Undertale, a game in which I devote at least 45% of my waking hours discussing, shitposting, and imagining about. Have a nice day!
 
Dot Hack the Quadriligy.. The game's levels are so repetitive I didn't even finish playing through the third one.
 
Dude wakes up from getting frozen, and now searches for his son in the ruins of post-apocalyptic Boston, avoiding the many dangerous mutant creatures along the way. And endless settlement quests, of course.
 
So like you can customize your character. Then after that your heart gets eaten by a dragon. You live though somehow and then run around a fishing village beating up your once kinsmen. Eventually they start calling you arisen and robotic people start following your around that have no personalities but always shout 'advice' at you that you've heard like fifty times in the last six minutes. Once you leave the village you realize he only thing you can kill without getting rekt are goblins and bunnies, so you kill those until you reach level eight. Then you get a quest that you think might be manageable, but it ends up being the dlc and you didn't know. You walk into a room at level 8 with a rusty sword and a giant eyeball inside of a mouth with 8 health bars shoots hentai tentacles at you and Kamehamehas you and your party to death and you leave the game alone, utterly confused and disappointed.


Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
 
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Surprise! Your planet is dying, your friend is way better than you and now you get to go face inevitable death! But you get to do it with friends! Yay....


~


Star Ocean: The Last Hope
 
Steal a sweet roll, get put to jail and escape. Fight some dragons, become a legend... And consider shooting innocent guards in the knees with arrows.


-Skyrim.
 
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