Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.
- Thread starter LocoMetal
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Yes get it. There's 3 plus a remake.
Lunassis
Silver Nine-Tailed Fox
You get sent away from your kingdom to marry your fiance...along with a know-it-all, a muscly jerk, & a guy who's obsessed with taking pictures of everything at any time. Your car breaks down & you're forced to push it to the nearest gas station, all while you & your "friends" whine & moan about having to do it. You all get constantly harassed by a barrage of different magical creatures & magic soldiers every five steps you take, you have to do stuff for people who are too lazy or too cowardly to do it themselves & the know-it-all's driving skills suck. All of this & you all still die at the end anyways.
-Final Fantasy XV
-Final Fantasy XV
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
WOAH! MAJOR SPOILERS AT THAT LAST PART! ... not cool...
Lunassis
Silver Nine-Tailed Fox
Sorry
Sorry...I got a little too into it. I didn't mean to offend with that...
Sorry...I got a little too into it. I didn't mean to offend with that...
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
Nah. I'm okay with spoilers. Just not sure about the rest though.
P.S That was spot on btw.
Black Rain
Drowning in Art Requests and Comissions
Edgy cyborg practices fruit ninja on helpless soldiers. Assisted by a robot with identity issues.
~Metal Gear Solid: Rising Revengeance
~Metal Gear Solid: Rising Revengeance
Throne Trinity
The Color Fiend
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU SCREWED IT ALL
EVERYTHING
CRAP
I'M UPSET RIGHT NOW.
MIGHT AS WELL RETURN IT, AM I RIGHT?
@Lunassis
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Collidias Rex
Proficient with Plot Armor and Natural Weapons.
Bunch of veterans get together and slowly drive a car through town. Meanwhile, some other veterans try to get the other group out of the car so they can slowly drive it back.
-Overwatch
-Overwatch
The Fabulous Emerald
It's never illogical to be fabulous
Just because it's a racing game doesn't change the fact that it's a racing game. With almost as much plot as a Call of Duty game you can have minutes of fun! That is, until the racer ahead of you swerves in to you, causing you to explode.
Oh, and you thought Mario Kart's Rainbow Road was hard? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! GTFO.
- F-Zero.
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Murder House of Death - The Game
- The Sims 3
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Compulsory Atheism - The Game
- God of War
Oh, and you thought Mario Kart's Rainbow Road was hard? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! GTFO.
- F-Zero.
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Murder House of Death - The Game
- The Sims 3
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Compulsory Atheism - The Game
- God of War
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theunderwolf
Kangaroo Paladin of Space
Every day you wake up with things you need to do menial tasks that need to be done until you can automate them which takes even more time. Then once you finish those tasks you have to achieve other goals that you may not have enough time or energy for but if you don't do them you may go broke or fail some abstract objective. Also you just moved in but everyone wants something from you.
-Harvest moon, Stardew Valley etc.
-Harvest moon, Stardew Valley etc.
Sunbather
Le photographe est mort
"The unrealistically proportioned version of The Expendables, except with even more gore, even more one-liners, and copypaste enemies that are so stupid they could be your teammates whenever you try an online match."
Gears of War
Gears of War
Captain Hesperus
Harbinger of the End Times and Apostle of Ghan
Just a quick reminder I picked up from post #1:
Possible spoilers alert.
Captain Hesperus
Possible spoilers alert.
Captain Hesperus
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
Throne Trinity
The Color Fiend
Well it was in the first post.
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
So, I shouldn't visit this thread at all if there is even a single thing I don't want spoiled? Defeats the point of this, honestly, but that seems to be the case.
Corrosion
ur lite fades awey
Cities: Skylines - Traffic Management Simulator 2015
Stellaris: Spend hours exploring the stars, only to find that every alien empire you encounter is racist.
Overwatch: TF2 with boobs but no hats.
Kerbal Space Program: You'll probably need a few hours, hundreds of attempts, dozens of ragequits, and several years' worth of NASA work to properly launch a spacecraft somewhere.
War Thunder: RUSSIAN BIAS!
Prison Architect: Design an awesome prison for you inmates, or be like me and turn it into a hellhole that executes prisoners for shits and giggles.
Steam Sales: I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I NEED IT!!!
Stellaris: Spend hours exploring the stars, only to find that every alien empire you encounter is racist.
Overwatch: TF2 with boobs but no hats.
Kerbal Space Program: You'll probably need a few hours, hundreds of attempts, dozens of ragequits, and several years' worth of NASA work to properly launch a spacecraft somewhere.
War Thunder: RUSSIAN BIAS!
Prison Architect: Design an awesome prison for you inmates, or be like me and turn it into a hellhole that executes prisoners for shits and giggles.
Steam Sales: I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I NEED IT!!!
CoolGuy
Half decent.
Cry on abortions and biblical ideas.
-Binding of Isaac.
-Binding of Isaac.
Throne Trinity
The Color Fiend
I mean, if I were to spoil something I'd put a spoiler warning at the top of my post and use this nifty fucker
Sup
But I'm not everyone else so I can't speak for everyone else. In all honesty though, the whole internet should have a spoiler warning on it XD. You never know when someone might drop one of them day ruining comments.
Saturoosky
Normal Bear
Try to be a nice guy but sound like a dbag regardless. Oh well. Everybody dies anyways.
-Telltale: The Walking Dead
-Telltale: The Walking Dead
Raiden || 雷電
Jack The Ripper
Nintendo BDSM for notable monsters.
- Castlevania
- Castlevania
CoreyXIX
BA Freakin' Overlord
Mute goes on a killing spree on Mars, then goes to hell to continue.
-DOOM
-DOOM
Kerim
:)
Gear up in fancy tank gear and roll out only to find out that you're gonna be riding in a tin can while fighting against jagdtigers who can pierce your armour with their machine guns.
- War Thunder
- War Thunder
