Captain Hesperus

Jon-the-Archivist · Feb 14, 2025

I just have one thing to say:

That profile picture is absolutely GOLDEN!

You know that kitten is zeroing in on the big dawg that bullied him the other day. XD

Daisie · Mar 29, 2024

I would like to take the time out of my day to thank you personally for never being involved in a single site outage. Frankly I don't know how I would still be alive today if I ever learned that you were responsible - even indirectly - for any downtime. The deep seated feelings of betrayal and injury would be too agonizing to bear. Thank heavens you would never lie about something like this, and I honestly find your detachment from any of this site's misfortunes is enough to let me sleep in peace every night. Knowing that you have always, and will always, not be there.

Meredith · Aug 19, 2022

Hello, cat. I have come to admire the shinies :angels:

eko · Aug 15, 2022

Lotsa badges!

komi · Jul 25, 2022

good morning/afternoon captain!

komi · Jul 18, 2022

how do i donate

utahraptor · Jun 6, 2022

Hey I am trying to make a post and it’s saying it’s spam or inappropriate but it is neither how do I fix this?

Madaladon · Mar 16, 2022

Dark humor, only some people laugh

Purr · Nov 16, 2021

Congratulations, Cap'n!

Your Character in Broadsword is now a reinforced underground shelter, typically for use in wartime. Go Hercules! 8D

8D

DemonKitten · Sep 20, 2021

Hello Captain, Hope you are still managing and doing awesome!

LAWBRINGER · Sep 6, 2021

damn you are a vet roleplayer

Captain Hesperus · Apr 7, 2021

We were there, my friend, in April of 2021. The Year of The Fuckening.

AMadHat · Mar 18, 2021

Yello’ cap’n

Sir Fungus · Jan 20, 2021

“That thing was Captain Hesperus...No doubt, The Harbinger of the End Times. We’d better get moving, come here, let me see if I can get those bindings off.”