I would like to take the time out of my day to thank you personally for never being involved in a single site outage. Frankly I don't know how I would still be alive today if I ever learned that you were responsible - even indirectly - for any downtime. The deep seated feelings of betrayal and injury would be too agonizing to bear. Thank heavens you would never lie about something like this, and I honestly find your detachment from any of this site's misfortunes is enough to let me sleep in peace every night. Knowing that you have always, and will always, not be there.