Thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist d--lk suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging (no-no) like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy a*****e, Freddy. War is the mother-f***ing answer.
(thicc southern accent)
Hitman Two-Zero, this is Big Muncher. Relay from Mozarella Actual, you have multiple Replies encroaching on your Interest Check. Recommend you dig in and switch to scoped weapons, over.