SpazTheButcher

*enters profile on a horse* good evening friend!

'ello friend! I have brought cookies :0
*brings cookies in a basket*

I have brought more puppies to invade your profile X)

Crikey, one year already, eh?

tfw

I have brought puppies to your profile lol

:>

Friggin' cried today:

Lucyfer Here's your badge

*About to jump into your profile because I'm bored*:

I shall post on your profile now ;p

Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought I had to save Ukraine soon
I gotta get ready 'fore the day begins
and Russia starts invadin', all my friends
About to go, damn near went blind
A whole bunch of slavs throwin' up gang signs
Ran overseas, and had the clip,
For the 1911 on the side of my hip
Went overseas, and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, they started steppin'
Jumped in the tank, hit the juice on my ride
It's plated front and back, and side to side
Then I let the long range play, play
Bumpin' new shit from the US of A
It was "Russia Sucks", at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit it went something like this:
"Cruisn' down the street in my (M1)A2,
Killin' the Russkiys, shootin' their dudes,
Went in the city to get the scoop,
boys out there cold killin' some troops,
A car rolls up who can it be?
A fresh humvee from the Army,
He rolled down his window and he started to say,
'It's all about making that monay.'

Cuz' the boyz in the hood are always hard,
Come talking that shit, we'll blow up your car
Knowing nothing in life, but to be legit
Don't quote me boy cuz' I ain't said shit."

No cap, I don't understand why there are followers on RPNation. I remember my first notification was like " RandomBlobMan is now following you." And I was like "Holy Shit!" and racked my shotgun. And now a whole lotta people are following me and I'm like, "WhY Da hElL aRe ThErE sO MaNY StaLKers!"

Happy Belated New Year, Skipper.
Pilgrim Actual raiding your profile for some Chef Boyardees. Huehuehue

Scarface to all vectors, please advise that Hitman 2 Actual is KIA, I confirm, KIA.

(Very sorry to do this to you guys, but I feel like this was the best way to do it. I am disappointed to say that I will be stepping away from rp for a very long time, at least on here. I have been having several issues irl and have been neglecting some in person things that are currently hurting my life and personality, and as such I need to step away. I am very sorry for dropping off the grid this past month and will miss you all so very much. But as General MacArthur once said, I shalt return, and I cannot wait to see you all when I do. Bravo Six, going dark)

Currently requesting a fire support mission

Hello all of my followers, I am happy to announce that now I am double vaccinated, as such the operation we have all been part of is over, and you have all earned a combat patch:

Dear Frederick,
Thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist d--lk suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging (no-no) like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy a*****e, Freddy. War is the mother-f***ing answer.

(thicc southern accent)
Hitman Two-Zero, this is Big Muncher. Relay from Mozarella Actual, you have multiple Replies encroaching on your Interest Check. Recommend you dig in and switch to scoped weapons, over.

How much ripped fuel have you ingested in the past 24 hours?

Hey, get on The Exile Battalion discord if you can. We're using that instead of an OOC thread as it's just faster that way.