SpazTheButcher

Currently requesting a fire support mission

Hello all of my followers, I am happy to announce that now I am double vaccinated, as such the operation we have all been part of is over, and you have all earned a combat patch:

Dear Frederick,
Thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist d--lk suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging (no-no) like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy a*****e, Freddy. War is the mother-f***ing answer.

(thicc southern accent)
Hitman Two-Zero, this is Big Muncher. Relay from Mozarella Actual, you have multiple Replies encroaching on your Interest Check. Recommend you dig in and switch to scoped weapons, over.

How much ripped fuel have you ingested in the past 24 hours?

Hey, get on The Exile Battalion discord if you can. We're using that instead of an OOC thread as it's just faster that way.

Love the Operator-chan pfp.
Stay operational, Devildog!

Would you like to join the united states of Soviet Russia?

I see a red door

denying the enemy transportation B)