SpazTheButcher

Happy Belated New Year, Skipper.
Pilgrim Actual raiding your profile for some Chef Boyardees. Huehuehue

Scarface to all vectors, please advise that Hitman 2 Actual is KIA, I confirm, KIA.

(Very sorry to do this to you guys, but I feel like this was the best way to do it. I am disappointed to say that I will be stepping away from rp for a very long time, at least on here. I have been having several issues irl and have been neglecting some in person things that are currently hurting my life and personality, and as such I need to step away. I am very sorry for dropping off the grid this past month and will miss you all so very much. But as General MacArthur once said, I shalt return, and I cannot wait to see you all when I do. Bravo Six, going dark)

Currently requesting a fire support mission

Hello all of my followers, I am happy to announce that now I am double vaccinated, as such the operation we have all been part of is over, and you have all earned a combat patch:

Dear Frederick,
Thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist d--lk suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging (no-no) like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy a*****e, Freddy. War is the mother-f***ing answer.

(thicc southern accent)
Hitman Two-Zero, this is Big Muncher. Relay from Mozarella Actual, you have multiple Replies encroaching on your Interest Check. Recommend you dig in and switch to scoped weapons, over.

How much ripped fuel have you ingested in the past 24 hours?

Hey, get on The Exile Battalion discord if you can. We're using that instead of an OOC thread as it's just faster that way.

Love the Operator-chan pfp.
Stay operational, Devildog!

Would you like to join the united states of Soviet Russia?

I see a red door

denying the enemy transportation B)