Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

get trapped on HELL BEAR ISLAND (previously known as NICE RABBIT ISLAND) and experience watching all your friends die with nothing you can do about it just because you wanted to go to school


- Super Dangan Ronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
 
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You are given guns. Turns out bees are better. Your rival meows like a cat, while you get no pussy.


-Metal Gear Solid 3
 
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sail around in the dark and die repeatedly whilst listening to insane people recite unnerving drivel. Probably get eaten by your crew at some point.


- Sunless Sea

starrregret said:
Doing stuff on a computer that you can be doing in real life. 


- The Sims 2
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xD And yet I'm still addicted. 
 
theunderwolf said:
Every day you wake up with things you need to do menial tasks that need to be done until you can automate them which takes even more time. Then once you finish those tasks you have to achieve other goals that you may not have enough time or energy for but if you don't do them you may go broke or fail some abstract objective. Also you just moved in but everyone wants something from you.


-Harvest moon, Stardew Valley etc. 
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Okay. But I think missing out standing close to cows' rears and harvesting 'love hearts' it's the real key aspect. 
 
You are successfully rused by a man whose motives are too complex for you to understand.


Alternatively: A snail kills six billion people.


-Zero Time Dilemma
 
Kerim said:
Gear up in fancy tank gear and roll out only to find out that you're gonna be riding in a tin can while fighting against jagdtigers who can pierce your armour with their machine guns.


- War Thunder
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Heh. Which faction are you playing as? The Japanese? (Fun fact: Their armour can be penetrated by .50cal rounds in real life.)
 
GasMaskie said:
You are successfully rused by a man whose motives are too complex for you to understand.


Alternatively: A snail kills six billion people.


-Zero Time Dilemma
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Best girl turns out to be your daughter. Tricked into incestuous dreams yet again. It seems the world is simply unfair.


-Zero Time Dilemma

The main character is so vacuous they are only referred to as ???. No personality, no charisma, complete self insert. YAWN.
-Zero Escape/999 Series

What if M Night Shyamalan made Saw, but was forced to include bugs bunny?
-Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward

Local man forced out of retirement by the government to do his day job without pay.
-DOOM 2016

The world's most anti-vegan game.
-Undertale
 
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Cup of Mek said:
sail around in the dark and die repeatedly whilst listening to insane people recite unnerving drivel. Probably get eaten by your crew at some point.


- Sunless Sea


xD And yet I'm still addicted. 
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God is just nuclear fusion. Letdown of the century
-Sunless Sea



The characters are all filler: they don't even get names.
-Sunless Sea

Obviously racist against bees, bats and sea cucumbers. Frankly, a little offensive. Come on, it's the current year.
-Sunless Sea
 
killing things with a sword


- Final Fantasy


killing things with a key


- Kingdom Hearts


killing people with a gun


- Call of Duty, Far Cry, CS, PB, Sniper Elite, etc etc etc etccc *inserts 999999 other vid games*


killing dead people with a gun


- Resident Evil


Last but not least,


killing dead people with a skateboard


- Dead Rising
 
Join 4 other players on your team who yell profanity for getting caught by the other 5 people on the enemy team, forget about the objective countless times when you want to kill the enemy again, and if you're not preforming well be prepared to hear about how terrible you are for the next hour. Join millions of others in a game dominated by Korea and realize how you'll always be "held back" by your team when you go balls deep into the enemy and expect to win every time.


~League of Legends
 
Shooting laser beams from your fingertips and unnecessary screaming with hair growing to show strength.  
 
Play the role of Assault, all skill based until you pull out the AUG. Not wanting to run and gun? Want to take a more stealthy or ambush approach? Scout is for you, so go ahead and never use the most skilled, greatest SMGS, the MP5, UMP45, MPK5 or even the SCAR PDW, just stick with the DPS god MP7 or the spray and pray P90. Maybe you're just awfully unskilled and need a crutch more than someone with a disintegrated leg? Then Support role is for you! All of the LMGs can shoot you from the moon's buttcrack and never miss, and are crazy at DPS. If you want to be a true support, then play Recon. Given almighty customizable Sniper Rifles, they're fit for any situation. But of course, nobody is good in this game. Go ahead and use a Ballistics Tracker to make skill no longer required with sniping. Want to be even more of a disgrace with sniping? Use the BFG! A one shot rifle that only has one round. You're as slow as an elephant, but you can still outplay god himself with this TF2 Machina. Bonus points if you still need to use the Ballistics Tracker with this easy as hell to use gun.


-Phantom Forces on Roblox
 
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