Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
Oh wait.
If we're not talking just strictly 1x1 arena battles what about Yoshikage Kira?
If Killer Queen's bomb blows you up, it erases every trace of your physical body and soul.
Sheer Heart Attackis uselesshas no weakness C: But it is impervious to physical attack.
Bites the Dust kills when people try to learn of Kira.
Hm..
Being dumb here, but the Fallen Human from Undertale?
On the basis that they can savescum to cheat death, deal lethal blows to living creatures with sticks, toys, and notebooks, as well as potentially befriend any opponent they fight.
Or you know, us. :3 We can always opt to never read/watch the media these op characters are portrayed in, thus defeating them.
Here's another couple.
Bo-bobo Bobobo-bo (like with Saitama, the power of Parody can prevail over reality warpers like Flandre.)
Mr. Popo (The TeamFourStar version. No explanation necessary.)
Jotaro Kujo (Star Platinum's ability is not time stop, it is Deus ex Machina.)
Squirrel Girl.. I dunno. She effortlessly defeated Deadpool, Dr. Doom and Thanos.
The Doom Marine genocides demons with conventional and energy weapons. He's probably top-tier in the "Fighting Normals" but unable to battle reality warpers.
Superman.
Most Daedric entities from Elder Scrolls.
How doth Touhou stack up against them?
Yoshikage Kira vs. Touhou: As far as I could research about Killer Queen's first bomb, it seems to have only been used on stand users, specifically humans. The few humans with combat abilities in Touhou are far above the level of most human characters in terms of raw speed and reflexes, and probably strength and durability, as well. Using the bomb against any youkai, however, would probably prove ineffective. Youkai are a whole different ballpark when it comes to killing them, and Killer Queen's first bomb, even if it is thorough enough to de-atomize its victim, won't permanently kill any youkai. Youkai also have speed/reflexes comparative to the humans who can fight, too. Sheer Heart Attack is impervious to physical attack, but that's not very noteworthy in a place where the martial arts alone (and not real combat) heavily involve shooting dozens of FTL spiritual projectiles at an opponent. If Sheer Heart Attack isn't immune to the most common method of fighting in Gensokyo, then that's going to be a problem. Bites the Dust might also suffer from the same problem that the first bomb has against youkai—it's not going to completely destroy them. Besides, no one in Gensokyo would have any reason to learn Kira's identity, and if he was dropped into Gensokyo, he'd probably think of the one village full of normal humans as a sanctuary (since no one there would know about his past life). We've been ignoring the characters who have straight up hax abilities until now, too. Basically, IC Kira, if he found the Human Village and chose to live there without causing any trouble, could survive in a place like Gensokyo. If he fell back into being a serial killer and killed humans in the village, he'd have no chance of surviving the judgment coming his way from some of the characters. A bloodlusted Kira couldn't hope to take on any self-respecting character in the series due to his comparatively lower stats (speed, durability, etc.).
Fallen Human vs. Touhou: I've read up on plenty of stuff regarding pitting Undertale characters against anything else from another series, and there have been many mixed answers due to the very specific circumstances of Undertale's internal universe. Undertale treats itself like a game, which is exactly the problem with it being pitted against other characters and universes. The game's metagaming of its own mechanics has been highballed into making characters like Omega Flowey and Chara into omniversal monstrosities, which is a rather ridiculous conclusion. Undertale, when taken out of its own element, is actually a comparatively weak universe. Nearly every monster dies easily to a human child who uses sticks and other such non-lethal items, showing that most monsters can hardly take any form of punishment (that's disregarding the genocide route, too). This leaves Undertale with maybe five or so characters who can actually do something (Frisk/Chara, Omega Flowey, Ascended Asriel, and Sans). The savescumming that Frisk does specifically ties into the game's mechanics—when Undertale stops being a self-manipulating game, it can't really stand on its own two feet, and that includes things like the savescumming and the highly ambiguous attack on the player's screen by Chara.
A normal-route or genocide-route human character from Undertale is not going to have a snowball's chance in Tartarus against anyone in Touhou since the strongest weapon that Frisk/Chara has is a knife. A pacifist-route human, however, might be able to befriend some of the characters and live a nice existence in Gensokyo. Some youkai lurk outside the Human Village and wait for outsider humans to wander off from the village in order to kill them, so I'm not sure what Frisk might do to get out of becoming a snack for a youkai. Given her reputation of befriending almost anything, I'd probably give her the benefit of the doubt here.
However, a pacifist-route Frisk kind of defeats the purpose of this, right?
Us vs. Touhou: Since we aren't fictional characters ourselves, this doesn't (and can't really) apply.
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