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hey give florida a chancedo they tho? Bum ass land and for why
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hey give florida a chancedo they tho? Bum ass land and for why
Okay and Marty would ACCEPT IT, heโd save her a spot in hellShe Is Just A Wonderful Lady. Prim And Proper, That One. Elegance And Grace. Kind And Noble. Definitely Wouldn't Sell Matty To Satan For One Corn Chip Seconds Into Meeting Him
(maybe im either thinking they'd fricken uhhhh flirt with each other and hit it off, or Bena will want to kick his ass immediately for breathing his nasty hestean breath in her direction)
AhahahahaLISTEN MAN. LISTEN.
KISS MY THICC JUICY BOOTY
PLSSSShey give florida a chance
HEY COME ON NOWPLSSSS
Look, If yโall werenโt the ghetto I WOULD WJABAJ
martyOkay and Marty would ACCEPT IT, heโd save her a spot in hell
the IDEAS MAN.HELPPPPP por que no Los dos? They start off potentially hating each other and then grow into becoming cool HELP
Bena:Matty would indeed spread his nasty hestian breath on her, heโd be like oh youโre cold? Lemme warm and then would proceed to blow the most rancid mf breath
oh dang bro,,, u wanna smoochie my cheeks bro,,,,??? dang bro,,, thats so sweet bro,,,Ahahahaha View attachment 895869
Donโt threaten me w a good time
all I gotta say isHEY COME ON NOW
consider tho: nude beaches no other words need 2 be said. i rest my case, ur honor
Lookmarty
HELPPPPP itโs giving very much The Hangover, they just wake up in some bathtub to an angry mobthe IDEAS MAN.
they only like each other after getting drunk together and/or having an entire town on their ass. whichever comes first. probably in the same night if we're being honest.
Matty:Bena:
PLSSSSoh dang bro,,, u wanna smoochie my cheeks bro,,,,??? dang bro,,, thats so sweet bro,,,
DSJFKLDSLJKFSLK /J /J I PROMISEEall I gotta say is
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LOSING IT-all I gotta say is
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Look
This is an attack on a minority
never seent it but i trust u with my lifeHELPPPPP itโs giving very much The Hangover, they just wake up in some bathtub to an angry mob
me and mire are really homies man,,, we have room for one more in the cuddle sesh,,, if u want it,,,PLSSSS
are yall really homies if you donโt kiss each other goodnight?
BYEEE NO BC ALES WOULD ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGE ITmiyabi hELLO ALES IS MY WIFE.
i-if... if Bena gets accepted i gently extend my hand in the name of Big Sister vibes.
Ales: u ever get into a bar fight
Bena: i dont think so wh-
Ales, preparing to hit the man nearest to her: happy birthday
Benazir would love to hang around her because it would give her the excuse to fuck shit up more.BYEEE NO BC ALES WOULD ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGE IT
she said OH? FR? honey you got a big storm comin
I love the amount of chaos with all these characters it's so much fun... like Naya's chaotic but in a encouraging it to happen for her to sit back and watch wayBenazir would love to hang around her because it would give her the excuse to fuck shit up more.
Bena and Ales sitting in a tavern, leaning over the bar and just ??? existing after a hard mission and wanting to "relax" (bc goes ales ever really relax when there's a pint in her hand?) and then like three men clobber over to them and get into their personal space and Bena is like "god not this shit again" and is trying to calmly send them away and Ales goes "Ben?" and Bena looks at her and they just,,, connect for a SECOND and then they both just pummel the shit out of the dudes.
note: benazir is chaotic but like bro,,, she's like much more tame by herself im so excited to see if she can be chaotic on a massive scale
SPEAKING OF WHICH I HAVE A TIKTOK FOR THAT HOLD ON I SAVED IT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUI love the amount of chaos with all these characters it's so much fun... like Naya's chaotic but in a encouraging it to happen for her to sit back and watch way
BYEBenazir would love to hang around her because it would give her the excuse to fuck shit up more.
Bena and Ales sitting in a tavern, leaning over the bar and just ??? existing after a hard mission and wanting to "relax" (bc goes ales ever really relax when there's a pint in her hand?) and then like three men clobber over to them and get into their personal space and Bena is like "god not this shit again" and is trying to calmly send them away and Ales goes "Ben?" and Bena looks at her and they just,,, connect for a SECOND and then they both just pummel the shit out of the dudes.
note: benazir is chaotic but like bro,,, she's like much more tame by herself im so excited to see if she can be chaotic on a massive scale
FR the way i feel like theyโre gonna get into fight everywhere they goI love the amount of chaos with all these characters it's so much fun... like Naya's chaotic but in a encouraging it to happen for her to sit back and watch way
Our group, coming back from a fight against monsters only to immediately get themselves into a bar fightFR the way i feel like theyโre gonna get into fight everywhere they go
you see hair and alcohol getting flung around, fists, SCREAMINGOur group, coming back from a fight against monsters only to immediately get themselves into a bar fight
i LOVE THAT. because while Bena is a pretty okay fighter, she's more built for long range. long range combat is her love. her bow is her wife. SO THAT'S REALLY CUTE NGL.BYE
ales is just like โBen, bennieโlook. remember that move we practiced? just toss me itโll be fineโ AND ALES JUST LAUNCHES ANYWAYS DJSNSN
sheโd even try to teach bena how to finesse men for their belongings
PLSSS NO BC I AM IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF YMIR I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL SHE'S FINISHED I WANT TO READ HER SO BADDLLLYYY SHE SOUNDS INCREDIBLEEEyou see hair and alcohol getting flung around, fists, SCREAMING
YMIR WATCHING LIKE โPLEASE,,, NO THIS ISNT THE WAY,,,โ and then proceeding to punch a guy bc he punched one of her team members JSJSJSN
Naya just takes the distraction to take herself some free alcohol...you see hair and alcohol getting flung around, fists, SCREAMING
YMIR WATCHING LIKE โPLEASE,,, NO THIS ISNT THE WAY,,,โ and then proceeding to punch a guy bc he punched one of her team members JSJSJSN
HEEEELP THEY HAVE SPECIAL MOVES BC ALES JUST WANTS MORE CHAOSi LOVE THAT. because while Bena is a pretty okay fighter, she's more built for long range. long range combat is her love. her bow is her wife. SO THAT'S REALLY CUTE NGL.
Ales: u remember that move?
Bena:
BUT BRO. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE THOT OF THAT.
Bena is already pretty good at getting into estates and then robbing them blind, but then Ales comes along and just??? does that on the fly??? THE FUUUCK???
the way they would both be so fucking interested in the way they do things.
AND IM JUST IMAGINING BENA WANTING TO INTRODUCE HER TO THE SEMI-LONG CON where they just get near (or with) the right people to get an invite and then get into a Really Expensive Place.
i just imagine Ales standing in the foyer of a massive pristine estate like "what the fuck" and Bena is like "now come on we have to show face and then we can-" and Ales is like No Like What The Fuck.
IM IN LOVE THIS MUST OCCUR OR I WILL PERISH ON THE SPOTTTTT.HEEEELP THEY HAVE SPECIAL MOVES BC ALES JUST WANTS MORE CHAOS
bena just looks all โyeah this is my doingโ AND ALES IS JUST โ weโre bout to be fucking RICHโ
ALES SEES SOME GUY BOTHERING BENA AND JUST PRETENDS THE GUY IS HER HUSBAND AND STARTS FAKE CRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ATTACK HIM
this is HILARIOUS what,,,, I,,,,, (but also yes she'd be holding a knife what about it)SHE IS THE MOMENT
her ass is just โdaaamn,,, thatโs crazyโ now look,,, I didnโt have pics of someone drinking
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IM IN LOVE THIS MUST OCCUR OR I WILL PERISH ON THE SPOTTTTT.
THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE THE WORST AND THE BEST.
god imagine them with matty-
the horror
ALES JUST "is he bothering u queen" BUT IN A CHAOTIC AGGRESSIVE WAY IM IN LOVE BRING HER TO MEEEEE
them just fucking going >.> <.< at each other before delivering chaos is peak comedy.
BYEEEE she looks so threatening but sheโs fr just vibing like โcouldnโt b me tho yโall stay safeโthis is HILARIOUS what,,,, I,,,,, (but also yes she'd be holding a knife what about it)