Fantasy 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐚 ; ooc

[Mire]

do they tho? Bum ass land and for why

hey give florida a chance

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

She Is Just A Wonderful Lady. Prim And Proper, That One. Elegance And Grace. Kind And Noble. Definitely Wouldn't Sell Matty To Satan For One Corn Chip Seconds Into Meeting Him

(maybe im either thinking they'd fricken uhhhh flirt with each other and hit it off, or Bena will want to kick his ass immediately for breathing his nasty hestean breath in her direction)

Okay and Marty would ACCEPT IT, he’d save her a spot in hell

HELPPPPP por que no Los dos? They start off potentially hating each other and then grow into becoming cool HELP

Matty would indeed spread his nasty hestian breath on her, he’d be like oh you’re cold? Lemme warm and then would proceed to blow the most rancid mf breath

LISTEN MAN. LISTEN.

KISS MY THICC JUICY BOOTY

Ahahahaha
Don’t threaten me w a good time

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

hey give florida a chance

PLSSSS
Look, If y’all weren’t the ghetto I WOULD WJABAJ

 

[Mire]

PLSSSS
Look, If y’all weren’t the ghetto I WOULD WJABAJ

HEY COME ON NOW
consider tho: nude beaches no other words need 2 be said. i rest my case, ur honor

 

[Folklore-Frith]

Okay and Marty would ACCEPT IT, he’d save her a spot in hell

marty

and thank GOD she'll need a seat after carrying the party /j

HELPPPPP por que no Los dos? They start off potentially hating each other and then grow into becoming cool HELP

the IDEAS MAN.
they only like each other after getting drunk together and/or having an entire town on their ass. whichever comes first. probably in the same night if we're being honest.

Matty would indeed spread his nasty hestian breath on her, he’d be like oh you’re cold? Lemme warm and then would proceed to blow the most rancid mf breath

Bena:

Ahahahaha View attachment 895869
Don’t threaten me w a good time

oh dang bro,,, u wanna smoochie my cheeks bro,,,,??? dang bro,,, thats so sweet bro,,,

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

HEY COME ON NOW
consider tho: nude beaches no other words need 2 be said. i rest my case, ur honor

all I gotta say is

marty

Look
This is an attack on a minority

the IDEAS MAN.
they only like each other after getting drunk together and/or having an entire town on their ass. whichever comes first. probably in the same night if we're being honest.

HELPPPPP it’s giving very much The Hangover, they just wake up in some bathtub to an angry mob

Bena:

Matty:

oh dang bro,,, u wanna smoochie my cheeks bro,,,,??? dang bro,,, thats so sweet bro,,,

PLSSSS

are yall really homies if you don’t kiss each other goodnight?

 

[Mire]

all I gotta say is

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DSJFKLDSLJKFSLK /J /J I PROMISEE
haha,,, unless? every hour is gilf hour in Florida

 

[Folklore-Frith]

all I gotta say is

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Look
This is an attack on a minority

LOSING IT-

and I'D DO IT AGAIN BOPBOP

HELPPPPP it’s giving very much The Hangover, they just wake up in some bathtub to an angry mob

never seent it but i trust u with my life
it sounds accurate regardless

PLSSSS

are yall really homies if you don’t kiss each other goodnight?

me and mire are really homies man,,, we have room for one more in the cuddle sesh,,, if u want it,,,

 

[Folklore-Frith]

miyabi hELLO ALES IS MY WIFE.

i-if... if Bena gets accepted i gently extend my hand in the name of Big Sister vibes.

Ales: u ever get into a bar fight
Bena: i dont think so wh-
Ales, preparing to hit the man nearest to her: happy birthday

 

[miyabi]

miyabi hELLO ALES IS MY WIFE.

i-if... if Bena gets accepted i gently extend my hand in the name of Big Sister vibes.

Ales: u ever get into a bar fight
Bena: i dont think so wh-
Ales, preparing to hit the man nearest to her: happy birthday

BYEEE NO BC ALES WOULD ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGE IT
she said OH? FR? honey you got a big storm comin

 

[Folklore-Frith]

BYEEE NO BC ALES WOULD ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGE IT
she said OH? FR? honey you got a big storm comin

Benazir would love to hang around her because it would give her the excuse to fuck shit up more.

Bena and Ales sitting in a tavern, leaning over the bar and just ??? existing after a hard mission and wanting to "relax" (bc goes ales ever really relax when there's a pint in her hand?) and then like three men clobber over to them and get into their personal space and Bena is like "god not this shit again" and is trying to calmly send them away and Ales goes "Ben?" and Bena looks at her and they just,,, connect for a SECOND and then they both just pummel the shit out of the dudes.

note: benazir is chaotic but like bro,,, she's like much more tame by herself im so excited to see if she can be chaotic on a massive scale

 

[ravensunset]

Benazir would love to hang around her because it would give her the excuse to fuck shit up more.

Bena and Ales sitting in a tavern, leaning over the bar and just ??? existing after a hard mission and wanting to "relax" (bc goes ales ever really relax when there's a pint in her hand?) and then like three men clobber over to them and get into their personal space and Bena is like "god not this shit again" and is trying to calmly send them away and Ales goes "Ben?" and Bena looks at her and they just,,, connect for a SECOND and then they both just pummel the shit out of the dudes.

note: benazir is chaotic but like bro,,, she's like much more tame by herself im so excited to see if she can be chaotic on a massive scale

I love the amount of chaos with all these characters it's so much fun... like Naya's chaotic but in a encouraging it to happen for her to sit back and watch way

 

[Folklore-Frith]

I love the amount of chaos with all these characters it's so much fun... like Naya's chaotic but in a encouraging it to happen for her to sit back and watch way

SPEAKING OF WHICH I HAVE A TIKTOK FOR THAT HOLD ON I SAVED IT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU

SHEE

 

[miyabi]

Benazir would love to hang around her because it would give her the excuse to fuck shit up more.

Bena and Ales sitting in a tavern, leaning over the bar and just ??? existing after a hard mission and wanting to "relax" (bc goes ales ever really relax when there's a pint in her hand?) and then like three men clobber over to them and get into their personal space and Bena is like "god not this shit again" and is trying to calmly send them away and Ales goes "Ben?" and Bena looks at her and they just,,, connect for a SECOND and then they both just pummel the shit out of the dudes.

note: benazir is chaotic but like bro,,, she's like much more tame by herself im so excited to see if she can be chaotic on a massive scale

BYE
ales is just like “Ben, bennie—look. remember that move we practiced? just toss me it’ll be fine” AND ALES JUST LAUNCHES ANYWAYS DJSNSN
she’d even try to teach bena how to finesse men for their belongings

I love the amount of chaos with all these characters it's so much fun... like Naya's chaotic but in a encouraging it to happen for her to sit back and watch way

FR the way i feel like they’re gonna get into fight everywhere they go

 

[ravensunset]

FR the way i feel like they’re gonna get into fight everywhere they go

Our group, coming back from a fight against monsters only to immediately get themselves into a bar fight

 

[miyabi]

Our group, coming back from a fight against monsters only to immediately get themselves into a bar fight

you see hair and alcohol getting flung around, fists, SCREAMING
YMIR WATCHING LIKE “PLEASE,,, NO THIS ISNT THE WAY,,,” and then proceeding to punch a guy bc he punched one of her team members JSJSJSN

 

[Folklore-Frith]

BYE
ales is just like “Ben, bennie—look. remember that move we practiced? just toss me it’ll be fine” AND ALES JUST LAUNCHES ANYWAYS DJSNSN
she’d even try to teach bena how to finesse men for their belongings

i LOVE THAT. because while Bena is a pretty okay fighter, she's more built for long range. long range combat is her love. her bow is her wife. SO THAT'S REALLY CUTE NGL.
Ales: u remember that move?
Bena:

BUT BRO. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE THOT OF THAT.
Bena is already pretty good at getting into estates and then robbing them blind, but then Ales comes along and just??? does that on the fly??? THE FUUUCK???
the way they would both be so fucking interested in the way they do things.

AND IM JUST IMAGINING BENA WANTING TO INTRODUCE HER TO THE SEMI-LONG CON where they just get near (or with) the right people to get an invite and then get into a Really Expensive Place.
i just imagine Ales standing in the foyer of a massive pristine estate like "what the fuck" and Bena is like "now come on we have to show face and then we can-" and Ales is like No Like What The Fuck.

 

[Folklore-Frith]

you see hair and alcohol getting flung around, fists, SCREAMING
YMIR WATCHING LIKE “PLEASE,,, NO THIS ISNT THE WAY,,,” and then proceeding to punch a guy bc he punched one of her team members JSJSJSN

PLSSS NO BC I AM IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF YMIR I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL SHE'S FINISHED I WANT TO READ HER SO BADDLLLYYY SHE SOUNDS INCREDIBLEEE

 

[ravensunset]

you see hair and alcohol getting flung around, fists, SCREAMING
YMIR WATCHING LIKE “PLEASE,,, NO THIS ISNT THE WAY,,,” and then proceeding to punch a guy bc he punched one of her team members JSJSJSN

Naya just takes the distraction to take herself some free alcohol...

 

[miyabi]

i LOVE THAT. because while Bena is a pretty okay fighter, she's more built for long range. long range combat is her love. her bow is her wife. SO THAT'S REALLY CUTE NGL.
Ales: u remember that move?
Bena:

BUT BRO. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE THOT OF THAT.
Bena is already pretty good at getting into estates and then robbing them blind, but then Ales comes along and just??? does that on the fly??? THE FUUUCK???
the way they would both be so fucking interested in the way they do things.

AND IM JUST IMAGINING BENA WANTING TO INTRODUCE HER TO THE SEMI-LONG CON where they just get near (or with) the right people to get an invite and then get into a Really Expensive Place.
i just imagine Ales standing in the foyer of a massive pristine estate like "what the fuck" and Bena is like "now come on we have to show face and then we can-" and Ales is like No Like What The Fuck.

HEEEELP THEY HAVE SPECIAL MOVES BC ALES JUST WANTS MORE CHAOS

bena just looks all “yeah this is my doing” AND ALES IS JUST “ we’re bout to be fucking RICH”

ALES SEES SOME GUY BOTHERING BENA AND JUST PRETENDS THE GUY IS HER HUSBAND AND STARTS FAKE CRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ATTACK HIM

 

[miyabi]

Naya just takes the distraction to take herself some free alcohol...

SHE IS THE MOMENT
her ass is just “daaamn,,, that’s crazy” now look,,, I didn’t have pics of someone drinking

 

[Folklore-Frith]

HEEEELP THEY HAVE SPECIAL MOVES BC ALES JUST WANTS MORE CHAOS

bena just looks all “yeah this is my doing” AND ALES IS JUST “ we’re bout to be fucking RICH”

ALES SEES SOME GUY BOTHERING BENA AND JUST PRETENDS THE GUY IS HER HUSBAND AND STARTS FAKE CRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ATTACK HIM

IM IN LOVE THIS MUST OCCUR OR I WILL PERISH ON THE SPOTTTTT.
THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE THE WORST AND THE BEST.

god imagine them with matty-
the horror

ALES JUST "is he bothering u queen" BUT IN A CHAOTIC AGGRESSIVE WAY IM IN LOVE BRING HER TO MEEEEE
them just fucking going >.> <.< at each other before delivering chaos is peak comedy.

 

[ravensunset]

SHE IS THE MOMENT
her ass is just “daaamn,,, that’s crazy” now look,,, I didn’t have pics of someone drinking
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this is HILARIOUS what,,,, I,,,,, (but also yes she'd be holding a knife what about it)

 

[miyabi]

IM IN LOVE THIS MUST OCCUR OR I WILL PERISH ON THE SPOTTTTT.
THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE THE WORST AND THE BEST.

god imagine them with matty-
the horror

ALES JUST "is he bothering u queen" BUT IN A CHAOTIC AGGRESSIVE WAY IM IN LOVE BRING HER TO MEEEEE
them just fucking going >.> <.< at each other before delivering chaos is peak comedy.

THIS LOOK BEFORE THEY GO FERAL
SUDDENLY THERES JUST SCREAMING AND PUNCHES BEING THROWN, ALES LATCHING ONTO SOME GUYS BACK

 

[miyabi]

this is HILARIOUS what,,,, I,,,,, (but also yes she'd be holding a knife what about it)

BYEEEE she looks so threatening but she’s fr just vibing like “couldn’t b me tho y’all stay safe”