Corrupt a Wish

[Idea]

Congratulations! You just ate the soul of Aphrodite, greek goddess of beauty, thus making 100% of the world ugly. Let us hope some part of her can make it through your intestines so artists can have something to look forward to from here on out...

I wish I could write faster and more consistently.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but now all you can write is Hurt/No Comfort fanfics.

I wish I could meet Spider-Man.

 

[Idea]

Granted. You meet a horrific experiment in prenatal genetic manipulation, who somehow managed to live to adulthood, a distorted hybrid of man and spider, with nothing that seems right with their body.

I wish the whole world was in anime-style (of visuals).

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but is that a giant slug coming over the hill?

I wish that I was Tom Holland’s best friend.

 

[Venchi1986]

Granted, your best friend legally changes their name to Tom Holland.

I wish the Netherlands never sold New York to the Americans

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. Instead they sold it to hawaii.

I WISH MY CATS WERE HERE TwT.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but they Spent the whole time under your chair.

I wish my sister would give me back the phone so I could carry over my story notes.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But you suddenly forgot what you were doing and are now playing minecraft.

I wish I COULd JUST GO TO DIDDLY DARN SLEEP ALREADY. *flips chair and table, startling my cats*

 

[Bloody_Death]

Granted. But you never wake up again.

I wish to become Naruto.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But you are the weakest Naruto au and die after you trip on a rock.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Idea]

Granted. Just plain granted. No need to corrupt a wish like that. You're evil already.

I wish everyone in the world were kemonomimis (anime-style people with animal parts)

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But, then--[insert evil thing happening in the future with corrupt government here]
Also, THATS SO MEAN TwT IM NOT EVIL PLEASE CORRUPT MA WISH >

I WISH FOR A RUBBER DUCKY.

 

[SnapePotions34]

Granted. But the rubber ducky explodes.

I wish for the person below me to not be able to wish.

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

Granted. But i must wish anyway.


I wish that whoever wishes next to be wearing a flower crown.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but my evil doppelgänger rips it off and throws it into a mud puddle.

I wish that I could garner inspiration to continue writing all my stuffs: fanfics and RP posts.

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

Granted, but you will have a certain bun bun glued to your side the whole time.

(*grabs glue*)

I wish i had wings.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but you are now me.

I wish I could make a Multifandom group RP.

 

[Venchi1986]

Granted the rp is a massive succes. In fact it's such a succes that rpnation makes a rule that says you can only make Multifandom group RPs and can't join any rp run by someone else or play forum games because that would take time away you could spend working on your next Multifandom group RP.

I wish I didn't have to deal with a week 's worth of 95 degrees weather

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. Now you have to deal with 500 degrees weather.

I wish I had motivation to draw stuff.

 

[JoyeuseDay]

Granted. Now there's not a single pencil in a 100 mile radius.

I wish they made caffeine free red bull.

 

[Andei]

Granted. They made it once, then it was universally agreed that they should never do it again.

I wish I could keep regular sleeping / waking hours.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but now you long to go to sleep earlier every night and cannot.

I wish I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

 

[TheCrazyBirbLady]

Granted, you have powers like spider man but you must eat radioactive material to survive and normal food makes you violently ill.

I wish I had the power of mind control.

 

[BING.]

Granted, but you can't choose who to control and end up controlling a mouse's mind. However, you get affected by its thoughts and start to squeak instead of talking.

I wish I would be able to travel around the world for free.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but you get eaten by a tiger on your trip to India.

I wish that I had an IPad Pro all to myself.