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Corrupt a Wish

ViciousVip3R

Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Pretty self explanatory, the person above will say a wish and then you will corrupt it.
Example:
Poster 1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster 2: Granted, but you receive all the money in pennies.
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I'll start:
I wish I had some pizza...
 

Cara

i'm a leaf on the wind watch how i soar. ♥
granted, but you won't have teeth
i feel bad for you thought ^.^

i wish i had water control powers
 

Rachael of the Shire

The Witch Among The Shirelings
You get good beer in Afghanistan. But everyone dogpiles you for it and your beer can is crushed.

I wish my headache would go away a little faster.
 

Tarmagon

Unsanity is my natural state.
Granted. Your headache clears immediately, but it settles into your joints multiplied a hundred times over.

I wish I could actually get a decent pizza once in a while.
 

TPBx

You're Gonna Have A Bad Time
The wish pizza will only ever be decent and any other pizzas consumed before wish pizza cannot be anything more than decent.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
 

Tarmagon

Unsanity is my natural state.
Wish granted. Your new girlfriend is even more psycho than Annie from Misery. You spend the rest of your short life in fear of her.

I wish I had a time machine.
 

ViciousVip3R

Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Wish granted. Your new girlfriend is even more psycho than Annie from Misery. You spend the rest of your short life in fear of her.

I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, but you can only travel forward 1 minute.

I wish I had a nice car.
 

TPBx

You're Gonna Have A Bad Time
Granted, lionfish are now attracted to you.

I wish i didnt have such dark thoughts about humanity and how it works

Wish granted. Now you only think of happy thoughts when referring to Hitler, Stalin or any similar instances of the dark side of humanity.

I wish to have incredible cooking skills.
 

Tarmagon

Unsanity is my natural state.
Granted. You can now cook amazing dishes, but only foods you despise, and you must eat everything you cook.

I wish I could see in the dark.
 

Church418

Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Supporter
You can control minds, but you lose your memory after every mind controlled.

I wish that my wishes didn't get corrupted.
 

Rachael of the Shire

The Witch Among The Shirelings
You lose the ability to make wishes. You must now be a genie in a bottle for 1,000 years and nobody ever picks you up.

I wish people would stop treating me like a scary witch.
 

Tarmagon

Unsanity is my natural state.
Granted. You are now more popular than the most famous movie star ever. People hound you every second of every day. You never have a single moment to yourself.

I wish I were a vampire.
 

Tarmagon

Unsanity is my natural state.
Granted. Everyone loves Metal, but musicians now only know how to play polkas...And all recordings are corrupted and unplayable.

I wish I wasn't a vampire anymore.
 

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