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MindOfChrist

Way too many exclamation points!!!
Granted, but he lives on the other side if the planet. Even though deep down he loves you, he never finds out who you are, and you never meet.

I wish for world peace
 

Skitts

The Green Skittles Bag
Granted.
Whatever that fandom is for - it does not exist anymore.


I wish I could fast forward through the next year of my life so I can skip the last year of uni and all the stress of finding a flat.
 

MindOfChrist

Way too many exclamation points!!!
Granted. You now always feel like you've just shotgunned a half dozen Redbulls: jittery, anxious, palpitations, tremors, and the feeling that if you don't run a marathon right now you're going to explode.

I wish I didn't have to quarantine
 

Squire Fungus

The Harem God/Founding Titan
Granted, but now you’re immune system is extremely weak to COVID, you’re diagnosed with it, and have 3 days to live

I wish I didn’t have to pay taxes
 

Leon The Needled Riolu

Ready for action!
Granted. Your in jail for fraud. It doesn't matter that you did or didn't pay- they still exist.

I wish I could be my avatar, in the living world. Said Avatar would be 3D, animate, anthropomorphic and have the same powers that this Avatar has.
 

Leon The Needled Riolu

Ready for action!
(I've personally always wanted that to happen. It's also canon for the character later in their life.)

Granted, but you already used your first wish learning what to wish for.

I wish that I have a cake of my favorite flavor, and in a adequate size for 6 people, while not becoming allergic to any ingredients, and that I will never drop the cake wished for, and neither will anyone else, along with the cake never spoiling, including the fact that I shall lose nothing in the process, physical or not.
 
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Squidiot

ғɪɢʜᴛ
Granted, but the cake tastes terrible despite being your favorite flavor because the baker accidentally used salt instead of sugar.

I wish none of us had to take on jobs/work that we hate.
 

MindOfChrist

Way too many exclamation points!!!
Granted, disease runs rampant because nobody wanted to clean the port-a-pottys

I wish for a tub of my favorite ice-cream
 

Squidiot

ғɪɢʜᴛ
Granted, but the rest of your team is still bad and they blame you for the loss.
I wish I could fix my sleep schedule.
 

Leon The Needled Riolu

Ready for action!
Granted, but the cake tastes terrible despite being your favorite flavor because the baker accidentally used salt instead of sugar.
(DAMN IT-)

Granted, but your still exhausted.

I wish- No. Fuck it-
I wish that I have a cake of my favorite flavor, and in a adequate size for 6 people, while not becoming allergic to any ingredients, and that I will never drop the cake wished for, and neither will anyone else, along with the cake never spoiling, including the fact that I shall lose nothing in the process, physical or not, along with the cake being perfectly backed with all ingredients correctly used.
 

MindOfChrist

Way too many exclamation points!!!
Granted, but you barely make it above passing.
Hey, Cs get degrees!

Granted; the world is now facing an overpopulation crisis. Mass starvation, homelessness and political unrest (both over the starvation/homelessness and whether or not the waifus qualify for citizenship) ensue.

I wish for a safe, widely available, and 100% effective cure for the coronavirus.
 

Venchi1986

Elder Member
Granted, a lot of people refuse to take it, because they're idiot or conspiracy theorists who think it will implant microchips or make them autistic, gay, or do whatever other ridiculous thing they can think off.

I wish that kale tasted like chocolate while still remaining healthy
 

Swift_Phoenix

The embodiment of sweet fluffyness. Now KNEEEEEEL!
Granted, but now you’re allergic to it.

I wish that my family didn’t make me mad 50% of the time.
 

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