Corrupt a Wish

[Superfly47]

Granted, but you are stuck in a room with a white noise generator so loud that you cannot hear your own music.

I wish to see through time.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but now you're paranoid constantly.

I wish I could double jump.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but the second jump always kills you by setting off an explosion when you land.

I wish to be a pokemon master

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted, but everyone in every region keeps trying to steal your pokemon.

I wish people would stop calling me cute.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, everyone calls you ugly instead with no repercussions.

I wish I could wall jump.

 

[foolishness]

Granted! But while learning to run and jump on walls, you forget how to walk on the floor

I wish I had a green light saber for Halloween.

 

[Your GaY sibling]

Granted! But it it breaks two days after you get it and you can’t buy another light saber till next year.

I wish I could look more masculine

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Granted, but girls won't stop bothering you.

I wish I could watch more Ninjago than what's on netflix.

 

[Windstar]

Granted, but the scripting and quality of the show deteriorates drastically with every episode.

I wish I couldn't get migraines anymore! OTL;;

 

[korr]

Granted, you don’t get migraine pain anymore but anyone within a 69 feet radius of you gets crippling back pain.

I wish I had a hamster

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

...within a 69 feet radius of...

(Ha ha, nice.)

Wish granted, but the hamster dies after a week. Aw.

I wish I wasn't so short (I'm 3'7").

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, you become 37 feet. Too big to enter any buildings.

I wish fire wasn't so hot.

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted, but any water within a 37 feet radius of you is immediately boiling temperature, which means you can't drink it.

I wish I was a succubus (it would give my life a meaning, and it would be fairly interesting)

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted. Everyone wants to perform promiscuous activities with you.

I wish I wasn't as hot as my fire was. (But I still need my fire-)

 

[Lone Star II]

I wish I was a succubus (it would give my life a meaning, and it would be fairly interesting)

(that doesnt actually sound too bad ngl)

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted. Everyone wants to perform promiscuous activities with you.

I wish I wasn't as hot as my fire was. (But I still need my fire-)

Granted, but everybody only sees what's on the inside instead of what's on the outside (personality, not bodily organs)

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

My personality is Kindness and fluff! COME HERE LET ME HUG YOU-

 

[Lone Star II]

My personality is Kindness and fluff! COME HERE LET ME HUG YOU-

aHHHHHHHH~

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

I wish everyone was open to hugs at any time.

 

[Lone Star II]

I wish everyone was open to hugs at any time.

Granted, but everyone who actually wants to hug you, and initiates it first, wants a romantic relationship with you.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Oh boy-

I wish I could wall jump successfully.

 

[Lone Star II]

Oh boy-

I wish I could wall jump successfully.

Granted, but right after you land (which counts as successful), you crash into a girl with anime tiddies

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What the fffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU-

I wish I could dodgeroll successfully from any attack.

 

[Superfly47]

You roll into a portal to another universe that is a planet made up of just quicksand.

I wish I could mash potatoes.

 

[Lone Star II]

You roll into a portal to another universe that is a planet made up of just quicksand.

I wish I could mash potatoes.

Granted, but they mold 3 seconds after.

I wish I was ugly.