hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend
Isn’t it odd how you are a Mario character that has the username including Hyrule, something from a different franchise but both owned by Nintendo? Is there some sort of hidden lore here?
Okay, now I wanna see an in-depth breakdown of Waluigi’s exploits in Hyrule and how they beat the snot out of Gannondorf with a tennis racquet.
I wanna be a bottle blonde I don't know why but I feel conned I wanna be an idle teen I wish I hadn't been so clean I wanna stay inside all day I want the world to go away I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake I wanna be a real fake Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Feeling super, super, super suicidal The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth And the day has come where I have died Only to find, I've come alive I wanna be a virgin pure A twenty-first century whore I want back my virginity So I can feel infinity I wanna drink until I ache I wanna make a big mistake I want blood, guts, and angel cake I'm gonna puke it anyway Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Feeling super, super, super suicidal The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth And the day has come where I have died Only to find, I've come alive Come alive, I've come alive Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh I wish I wasn't such a narcissist I wish I didn't really kiss The mirror when I'm on my own Oh God, I'm gonna die alone Adolescence didn't make sense A little loss of innocence The ugliness of being a fool Ain't youth meant to be beautiful? Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Feeling super, super, super suicidal The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth And the day has come where I have died Only to find, I've come alive Only to find, I've come alive Only to find, I've come alive All our lives (Feeling super, super, super) (Feeling super, super, super) (Feeling super, super, super) All our lives
Me: *hugs Nny from JTHM*
Nny: What is this?
Me affection...
Nny: It's disgusting
Me: *goes to step back*
Nny: I never said you could stop.
Me: UwU
*2 hours later*
Nny: you can stop now.
Me: no...