Corrupt a Wish

[Farr Cyrone]

(lol. I got bit by a zombie before I could end my wish, duh.)

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Uh-granted. But it tastes like milk.

I wish people didn't randomly assume I was a vampire. ;-;

 

[Voidshard]

Granted! But your desire for blood is insatiable!

I wish I have spider legs!

 

[GroundZero]

(lol. I got bit by a zombie before I could end my wish, duh.)

(o oki) Wish granted you're no longer a zombie, but now you're a vampire who gets severe alllergic reactions to the sun therefore has severe anxiety of being out in daylight.

I wish I had my baby cousin

 

[Deredere]

Granted, but they seem very fussy and clingy without you around them


I wish Bakugo could kiss me on the cheek.

 

[GroundZero]

Granted, but they seem very fussy and clingy without you around them


I wish Bakugo could kiss me on the cheek.

Granted, but he blows you up after.

I wish I could meet Kirishima irl

 

[Voidshard]

Granted! But you feel this tingly sensation of almost sneezing but you'll never sneeze!

I wish I have unlimited apples!

 

[GroundZero]

Granted! But you feel this tingly sensation of almost sneezing but you'll never sneeze!

I wish I have unlimited apples!

granted but their poisoned

 

[GroundZero]

i wish i could open portals

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But all the portals lead to the nether.

I wish for a cup of death.

 

[Voidshard]

Granted! but the cup of death tastes like durians!

I wish I have a tree house!

 

[GroundZero]

Granted. But all the portals lead to the nether.

I wish for a cup of death.

Granted, but it's a cup of life juice instead. I wish to have a shower of death

 

[Deredere]

Granted! but the cup of death tastes like durians!

I wish I have a tree house!

Granted, but the trees are alive and waiting for death to come

I wish my drawings were real people

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But the tree feels violated whenyou go inside.
Granted. but it smells like burnt carpet when you shower.
Granted. but they complain too much.

I wish I had six fingers on each hand.

 

[Voidshard]

Granted except both of your hands are left hands!

I wish for a huge apple pie

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But the apples were actually pears.

I wish I for my headache to go away.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted! But your desire for blood is insatiable!

I wish I have spider legs!

Granted bu you now have the urge to eat babies.

I wish for 3 more cats.

 

[Voidshard]

Granted but your 7 becomes 8!

I wish for a parrot

 

[GroundZero]

Granted. But the apples were actually pears.

I wish I for 7.

Granted but you get 1.
I wish I had a significant other (im so lonley TT)

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But your parrot likes to scream about the good ol' days at 3 am.
Granted. But when you are about to get married they will spontaneously prefer to kiss a tree.

I wish I had some chocolate ice cream.

 

[Voidshard]

Granted but your chocolate ice cream has vanilla toppings

I wish for an underground cave house

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But there are way to many bats and it's almost like a maze to navigate.

I wish my crush liked me back. QwQ

 

[Voidshard]

Granted but your crush speaks gibberish!

I wish to become an 8 ft tall giant

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But now all the fat girls/ nerd boys gather around you in swarms.

I wish I had a cat with me right now...I need it. ;-;

 

[Voidshard]

Granted but your cat's name is Mark with a K!!

I wish I can climb walls