Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Granted, all water evaporates from the Earth never to return in any way shape or form.
I wish I wasn't a bed wetter until age 6
I wish I wasn't a bed wetter until age 6
Corrupt a Wish
- Thread starter ViciousVip3R
- Start date
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, you go Number 2 in your bed until age 6. :/
I wish I could control the plots of any TV show I wanted.
I wish I could control the plots of any TV show I wanted.
Granted, you can only make the plot worse and filled with dead memes.
I wish I could kill myself.
I wish I could kill myself.
Cinder_Rabbit
"Seek Strength. The rest will follow."
Granted, each morning when you wake up another 'you' will appear at the bottom of your bed watching you motionless increasing in number each day.
I wish I could fix anything I touched.
I wish I could fix anything I touched.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Wow, dark. I like it.
Granted, you restore everything you touch to it's original form - star dust.
I wish that I could speak every language in the world.
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Granted, but you're stuck in a desert island with no way of ever communicating wth anyone again
I wish I could be a baby again
I wish I could be a baby again
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, it actually sucks compared to what you remembered/imagined.
I wish that I had my own island paradise.
Dr.Nekoshu
Confuse. Improvise. Overcome.
Granted, but your island paradise is actually much like the Dead Island game, and if this is your paradise… Then everyone is actually D.E.A.D., no undead.
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Dr.Nekoshu
Confuse. Improvise. Overcome.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Fine. Granted, but you retain your metal acuity and intellect, and find yourself restrained in a body that feels like a prison to you. You are unable to do even the simplest of tasks, and have to rely on others for your simple survival. Your parents are too old to take care of you, so the state of your well being falls to the charitable nature of your friends, who soon grow tired of your dependency on them and leave you to rot in a garbage dumpster. You have to endure seeing everyone abandon you, unable to do anything as you slowly die of starvation among the filth of the dumpster. (Sorry if this was too dark 
)Granted, your wish for a dish full of fish contains only jellyfish garnished with eels. (Sorry, I'm bad at rhyming) Although the dish is still delish, your wish for a dish full of fish is corrupted.
I wish that Subway would bring the 5 dollar footlong to Canada.
Kalopsian Dreamer
Prince of Broken Hearts
Granted, but Subway doubles all of their prices the next day.
I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived.
I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived.
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Kalopsian Dreamer
Prince of Broken Hearts
Granted. You will now sleep.
Forever
I wish I could become a magical girl!
(Honestly- that isn't a bad thing)
Granted.
But the only spell you can perform is changing toilet water to fizzy drink.
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
And YOUR wish?
Kalopsian Dreamer
Prince of Broken Hearts
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Granted. The process takes days, is horribly painful and there is no guarantee you'll survive.
I wish I wasn't ashamed of liking cartoons IRL
Corrosion
ur lite fades awey
Granted. You are now unable to watch cartoons on anything.
I wish I had the power of flight.
I wish I had the power of flight.
Wert
Something
Granted. You can now fly horizontally for as long as you can hold your breath.
I wish for the unending ability to know what anyone else is thinking in person, only if I choose to listen to the person's thoughts.
I wish for the unending ability to know what anyone else is thinking in person, only if I choose to listen to the person's thoughts.
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Granted. You fall into a deep comma gaianing that ability while in it, and are unable to ever wake up again.
I wish fate/extra would come faster! UwU
WolfSol
Brain cashew smooth
Archtoddler
Granted, but every copy you get your hands on comes broken and unplayable. Additionally, looking at walkthroughs and gameplays makes the devices you're gandering at explode.
I wish I was more confident.
MegaGoatBabe
Squirrel Whisperer
Oh you got it bud, you are confident, confident as all hell. Unfortunately you don't really have the necessary skills to follow up this over confidence.
"Hey bet you can't make that jump!"
"Oh yes I can!" Crash, bang. "Ow."
--
I wish I had a little baby giraffe.
"Hey bet you can't make that jump!"
"Oh yes I can!" Crash, bang. "Ow."
--
I wish I had a little baby giraffe.
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Granted. You are turned into a giraffe and I turn into your baby giraffe and we are both trapped In a zoo.
I wish I could date my crush
uwupolice
girl boss
Granted, but it turns out you begin dating the soda Crush.
Whoops, specifying matters xp
I wish to be happy
Whoops, specifying matters xp
I wish to be happy
Archtoddler
First among the pacifier clan
Alright, granted, but the definition of happy changes to miserable and feeling awful
I wish I knew hypnosis
