Corrupt a Wish

[DoughnutDistress]

Granted but they're all censored

I wish there were more episodes of Stranger Things

 

[Shinymewy]

Granted but they're all censored

I wish there were more episodes of Stranger Things

Granted but these are the bonus episodes directed by Charlie Sheen.

I wish for more 4 person co-op games.

 

[RichardB]

Granted but, oh wait you already have no drums to play with, LOL GG NOOB




I wish my mother wouldn't drink so much.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Granted!! She no longer drinks as much because she is now in a coma! Congrats.

I wish that the wish below mine is a solid wish.​

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted!! She no longer drinks as much because she is now in a coma! Congrats.

I wish that the wish below mine is a solid wish.​

Granted, but I don't know what wish to make.

I wish I had a really good, world-changing wish to make.

 

[Noivian]

Granted, but now you can’t actually make that wish.

I wish I wasn’t late to school.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Granted! But this is only because you get there two hours before school starts every day.

I wish that my gamepad would work with this freakin' game!!

 

[LailahLeana]

Granted. It works with that game, but no others, and it only works for ten minutes.

I wish for a bar of the best milk chocolate ever made.

 

[Debacle]

Granted! Unfortunately, the best milk chocolate bar ever made is sentient and screams as you eat it.

I wish my cats would get along.

 

[lostwanderer]

They got along in hating you, so uhmm good luck with that.

I wish to get things done.

 

[Idea]

They got along in hating you, so uhmm good luck with that.

I wish to get things done.

All right, but they are all horribly done.


I wish magic was real.

 

[Debacle]

Granted! Magic is real, but the only spell you can do turns your feet larger.

I wish I had a reply from one of my wonderful roleplay partners every time I log on.

 

[Idea]

Granted! Magic is real, but the only spell you can do turns your feet larger.

I wish I had a reply from one of my wonderful roleplay partners every time I log on.

Granted, but they are all one-liners


I wish I had better wishes

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but none of your better wishes become true.

I wish I had a orbital launching system that once deployed, strikes the marked area with a massive explosion.

 

[BriiAngelic]

Granted but you can only mark yourself

I wish I had more time in the day

 

[LailahLeana]

Granted. You now have exactly .000001 nanoseconds more of time in the day. Use it wisely.

I wish I had ad-free access to any music I want to hear, for as long as I want.

 

[Archtoddler]

Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish everyone in the world could just use diapers and not have to worry about the hassle of going to the toilet

 

[BriiAngelic]

Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish everyone in the world could just use diapers and not have to worry about the hassle of going to the toilet

Granted But You Can Never Switch Diapers

I wish that I had a laptop that never died

 

[Archtoddler]

Granted But You Can Never Switch Diapers

I wish that I had a laptop that never died

Granted it it's permanently locked


I wish I could make dreams come true

 

[LailahLeana]

Granted! You now have the power to make only the nonsensical fever-dreams nobody likes come true.

I wish I always had just enough money to pay for whatever I want, as many times as I wanted.

 

[hijnks]

Granted! But the only stores you have access to are Home Depot and no internet 8))

I wish I could live inside of books!

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but when the book closes, you cannot get out of the book you are in, which is now dark.

Staying with the theme of fictional worlds, I wish to be inside a video game.

 

[Its Physics Magic]

Granted! But that game is tetris and you are crushed by the shapes.

I wish I had the ability to Imagine things into reality.

 

[Slade]

Grats, you had a nightmare last night, and are now running through the halls of your old high school, buck naked.

I wish I finally had the ability to send PMs!

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but you cannot reply or create any forum posts. Good luck!

I wish I had moderator powers.