Corrupt a Wish

[Lunaria Silver]

Granted, but you are incapable of feeling joy.

I wish I could eat all and whatever I want without gaining any weight.

 

[LailahLeana]

Granted, but everything tastes like milk that's just beginning to go bad.

I wish I had five dollars.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

Granted, but everything tastes like milk that's just beginning to go bad.

I wish I had five dollars.

You now have five dollars. In British Pounds.

I wish I was Batman.

 

[Lunaria Silver]

Granted, but your parents just got shot in an alley.

I wish I was in the Harry Potter Universe.

 

[LailahLeana]

Granted. You are now in the Harry Potter Universe. As a Muggle. Have fun!

I wish I could see ultraviolet light.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

You can see UV light. Except it's so intense that it will blind you. Kekekekek.

I wish I could breathe in space.

 

[Spindoge]

You can see UV light. Except it's so intense that it will blind you. Kekekekek.

I wish I could breathe in space.

You can breath in space, but not anywhere else. Space boiiii

I wish to be healthy.

 

[Shinymewy]

You can breath in space, but not anywhere else. Space boiiii

I wish to be healthy.

Granted but now everyone around you is hopelessly ill.

I wish The new CoD didn’t have loot boxes

 

[Spindoge]

Granted but now everyone around you is hopelessly ill.

I wish The new CoD didn’t have loot boxes

Granted, but no more guns in CoD

Great job on mine by the way!

I wish that I wasnt born

 

[Shinymewy]

Granted, but no more guns in CoD

Great job on mine by the way!

I wish that I wasnt born

Granted your family was killed off in an unfortunate car accident therefore they couldn’t have you.

I wish for an Samsung S8 phone

 

[The Golden General]

Granted! But unlike the other versions, this once explodes once turned on.

I wish to be bigger.

 

[LailahLeana]

Granted! You are now .00000000000000000000000001 centimeters bigger.

I wish I had free, high quality wifi wherever I went.

 

[Idea]

Granted, but now every single web page has a 20 min long ad you cannot escape before being able to access that page


I wish the issues with YouTube would end

 

[Shinymewy]

Granted, but now every single web page has a 20 min long ad you cannot escape before being able to access that page


I wish the issues with YouTube would end

Granted but all the content creators have moved onto another platform.

I wish it was 11am already

 

[Idea]

Granted but all the content creators have moved onto another platform.

I wish it was 11am already

Granted but that's 11 am in the year 300000000 BC.

I wish philosophy could give me a stable job.

 

[Shinymewy]

Granted but that's 11 am in the year 300000000 BC.

I wish philosophy could give me a stable job.

Granted...although it’s a stable job at a comedy club.

I wish for an apple pie.

 

[DoughnutDistress]

Granted but it's really, really hot and it won't ever cool down

I wish my cat would stop shedding everywhere

 

[Idea]

Granted but it's really, really and it won't ever cool down

So it won't cool down from being really? ( )

I wish my cat would stop shedding everywhere

Granted, their shed now goes all directly into your mouth

I wish this headache would go away

 

[DailyRoLord]

Granted. Your headache goes away, but a deadly throat-ache replaces it.

I wish for better wifi!

 

[Idea]

Granted, the quality of world-wide wifi has increased to futuristic levels, but the government passed a law preventing you from using it.

I wish the entire world looked like anime

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, the quality of world-wide wifi has increased to futuristic levels, but the government passed a law preventing you from using it.

Thank you, FCC.

I wish the entire world looked like anime

Granted, but you are the only one in this world.

I wish the world looked like a cartoon. (Please don’t burn me at the stake.)

 

[Shinymewy]

Thank you, FCC.



Granted, but you are the only one in this world.

I wish the world looked like a cartoon. (Please don’t burn me at the stake.)

Granted but it was a Catholic Cartoon, and you were accused of being A warlock and burned at the stake.

I wish for a Nintendo 2ds xl

 

[DailyRoLord]

Granted, but it breaks a minute after buying it.

I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

 

[RichardB]

Granted, but you forget how to spell coffee


I wish to have ALL THE VIDEO GAMES!

 

[KickStab]

Granted, but you get crippled hands.

I wish to gain an annual supply of hentai figurines.