Other Cheesy And/Or Hilarious Pickup Lines

[Icerex]

It's not a good thing when you suddenly feel refreshed when someone's crack is near you.

There're many ways to feel refreshed. These are pickup lines we are talking about.


Also, I take it you are not an ass man. 

 

[Axel The Englishman]

There're many ways to feel refreshed. These are pickup lines we are talking about.


Also, I take it you are not an ass man. 

Im talking about farts. The farts..


One time. This person farted in a metalwork shop and it smelt like mustard gas and chilli fumes.

 

[Icerex]

Im talking about farts. The farts..


One time. This person farted in a metalwork shop and it smelt like mustard gas and chilli fumes.

As someone who works in metal shops, the people in them are not who I would use this pickup line on. 

 

[volchan]

Hmm...


'You got a leash? Cuz I'd like to be your bitch.'


I don't know =w=;;;

 

[Icerex]

Hmm...


'You got a leash? Cuz I'd like to be your bitch.'


I don't know =w=;;;

Goddamn that's kinky. 

 

[volchan]

Goddamn that's kinky. 

LOL what can I say? XD

 

[volchan]

'Are you thick and creamy? Cuz I need some man-naise on this love sandwich.'

 

[Temma-Kati]

*Me listening to the Emo Trinity*


If anything you say can and will be held against you, then only say my name. 


Teenagers scare the living shit out of me... except you cause damn ain'tcha fine.


Have you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door - cause baby, that doors gonna need to be closed.

 

[The Gunrunner]

"I'll pay fifty dollars." Only works with specific women though

 

[jinkx]

If anything you say can and will be held against you, then only say my name. 

A truly iconic Fall Out Boy pick-up line, honestly!! 


On a nerdier note, set phasers to stunning, heh. 

 

[arctic]

Have you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door - cause baby, that doors gonna need to be closed.





 

Best use of a Panic! At the Disco line I've seen in ages. 

 

[arctic]

"I'm allergic to nuts, but I'll make an exception for you ~"

 

[AnimeGenork]

"Hey girl, you're hotter than a Bunsen burner."


Thank you, Dave & Brian, musical comedy duo who probably didn't come up with that themselves but whatever.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

We're a sandwich. You're the bread, and I'm the mayo.

 

[Icerex]

Damn, girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.

 

[Temma-Kati]

Sugar, we’re going down swinging - or sucking, whichever you prefer. *wonk wonk*


Thnks fr th mmrs - 'cause we're about to make some


If we meet forever now, I'd say you'd you pull the blackout curtains down but you'd probably just pull 'em shut~


My songs know what WE did in the dark


She's says she's no good with words but I'd say you're hands work miracles....


The stench, the stench, of summer sex - let's add to it


Let's be alone together

 

[jinkx]

*trips over and lands on the floor* I think I just fell for you. 

 

[arctic]

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty

 

[RememberTheName]

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  
• I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  
• See my friend over there? He want's to know if you think I am cute.
  
• I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but.... I'm Batman!
  
• You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
  

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I own a white van. Get in it.

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[Birdsie]

If I was to rate you, you'd be a 9 out of 10... and I'm the 1 you need.

 

[Rhakun]

"Save a horse and ride me!"


I think it's terrible, but I saw some guy using it unironically and I thought it was hilarious.

 

[TPBx]

Hey gurl, Crunchyroll and chill?


Hey gurl, I'll be your husbando if you'll be my waifu.


Damn gurl, you got a nice set of "plot devices."


*does kabedon unironically*


I'll be your Kouhai on the streets, if you'll be my Senpai in the sheets.

 

[arctic]

I'll be your Kouhai on the streets, if you'll be my Senpai in the sheets.






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Oml I'm dying xD


"I know the spring constant of my mattress. Wanna collect some data?"


"Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight."

 

[AThiefOfSpades]

I used this one in an RP:


"Is that ringing I hear from your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me"