Other Cheesy And/Or Hilarious Pickup Lines

[AThiefOfSpades]

Oh! I almost forgot the Whose Line Doctor Seuss Pickup Line:


"Are you my mommy?"

 

[Shelter]

Are you a forum because I want to host my rp on you.

 

[Quillicious]

Oh! I almost forgot the Whose Line Doctor Seuss Pickup Line:


"Are you my daddy?"

ftfy

 

[Risk]

• If I had nine lives, I would spend every one trying to get my paws on you.
  
• I'm feline fine now that I've seen you. I'm not kitten.
  

 

[caramel]

are you a corn field


because I'm stalking you

 

[Shelter]

Are you Dio from Jojo's Strange Aventure because you rock my world ... by stopping it.

 

[MTMM]

Are you Kairos ali?


Because yoU FUCKIN STOLE MY PICKUP LINE, DAMMIT! XD

 

[MTMM]

Red is the colour of fiery passion, and I am flaming~

 

[arctic]

If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln 

 

[Shagranoz]

Best shoot down I ever saw:


"So, what's your sign?"


"What's yours?"


"I'm a Leo."


"That's funny, you act like a Cancer." The poor guy slunk away in shame after that.

 

[Quillicious]

hey, gurl...


if you were cocaine,


i'd do a fuckton of cocaine.

 

[Sassthetic]

Are you a sunset? Because it would be a pleasure to see you go down. 

 

[jinkx]

My hand's cold, can you hold it please?

 

[Agapi Mou]

The other day me and my friends were walking down the quad, when one suddenly stops, turns around, and reaches down for a coin. As we continue walking, she says, "hey guys, you could say I just turned on a dime."