Other Cheesy And/Or Hilarious Pickup Lines

[IG42]

I had a guy seriously try to pick me up with the line.  "You are beautiful, like my best friend's ex-wife."


Very creepy.   

"Hey are you my ex? Because I'm feeling broken up about not being with you!" XD

 

[billthesomething]

"Are you a pokemon? Cause i wish to catch you"

 

[Windsock]

These're all shit, dog. I only got one right now but whatever.


"Hey, girl, you used to ride on the short bus? Because you're special."

 

[MTMM]

I've got a knife... And a d*&#, and only one of them's going inside you~

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Do you need a sausage and chicken nuggets to go with that hotdog bun?


Anyone else tasting cheddar now? 

 

[MTMM]

Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you..

 

[Archon]

"Hey gurl, do you like fashion? Cause at my place your pants would be 100% off."


0~0

 

[MTMM]

Go ahead, call the cops.. See who cums comes first..

 

[lostwanderer]

If I were a cat, I'll spend all my nine lives with you

 

[MTMM]

You look good... Like, open casket good..

 

[jinkx]

Excuse me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I scraped my knee crawling out of hell. 

 

[Quillicious]

hey gurl, what's up?


>reply


>if (s)he asks you the same, reply as such:


my standards, bye.


grills love what they can't have.

 

[Proletariat]

A boy once asked to buy me a drink. I said no thanks, and he said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the girl to your right." I looked to my right and there wasn't a girl there. When I looked back there was a margarita on the bar in front of me. I commend the strategy, if I still said no at least he had a consolation margarita for backup.

 

[JRPG]

I drove up to a girl in a pickup with lines of cheese on my dashboard.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Excuse me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I scraped my knee crawling out of hell. 

You technically just called that person Satan.

 

[jinkx]

You technically just called that person Satan.

What's wrong with that? Satan's a right lad. 

 

[Axel The Englishman]

What's wrong with that? Satan's a right lad. 

Could be a Christian.

 

[jinkx]

Could be a Christian.

To be honest if they got offended by me asking if they fell from heaven, I probably wouldn't date them anyway. 

 

[Quillicious]

i guess it means they're super hot?

 

[arctic]

Heyyyy boyyyyssss wanna know what my shirt's made of?


Girlfriend material


#whyIhavenolovelife2k17

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Wanna know what my jumper is made out of? Wool :I


Now I can always keep you warm at night.

 

[Icerex]

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. 

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. 

Thats not a good thing..

 

[Icerex]

Thats not a good thing..

Why not? You not an ass man?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Why not? You not an ass man?

It's not a good thing when you suddenly feel refreshed when someone's crack is near you.