Badly Describe a Game Here

I am a trucker and found a sacrificed girl???? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
- Silent Hill: Origins
 
Well this isn't so bad, just a cowboy doing cowboy thi-- SHIT SHIT SHIT
- The entire red dead series
 
Guy who may or may not have a crush on his best guy friend destroys the world. Oblivious main character he has crush on journeys with a talking dog and a duck in alternate cartoon worlds to try to find his crush.

The emo guy with man-crush kidnaps the main character's girl and becomes even more emo.

Clueless main character can't see his emo simp is the one for him and will cuc* his white haired friend throughout the rest of the series because Disney will probably refuse to ever allow the pretty much canon gay romantic chemistry.
 
Use prost*tute services then 'fire' them from the game of 'life' for refunds.

Change clothes or relax at home to expunge your criminal record. Heal g*nshot wounds with chicken sandwiches.

Buy hotdogs after committing multiple acts of extreme violence in full view of vendor.

(Grand theft auto)
 

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